skeeting and deleting since 2025. TBTL.nethttps://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3mke3shpdcs2tFinally some good news25 Apr 2026 22:31 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3mke3shpdcs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3mjpotq5kgc2wDone this for free many times. Need to work on my #Rise&Grind mentality and start monetizing.17 Apr 2026 19:46 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjpotq5kgc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3mifowzz4ac2eVery rare to witness an extinction event in real time like ABS is for Umpires. I’ll be amazed if they make it through this year. #mariners01 Apr 2026 02:56 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3mifowzz4ac2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3mid5vssnfs2yYankees brutally Frame Mogging the ump tonight. #mariners #abs31 Mar 2026 02:45 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3mid5vssnfs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3mdmhr7oljk2yIf you need a pick me up would absolutely recommend “Secret Mall Apartment” on Netflix. It’s a meditation on urbanism and art. And cinder blocks.30 Jan 2026 04:30 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdmhr7oljk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3mde6yb73mc24Some much needed good news from my mom26 Jan 2026 21:31 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3mde6yb73mc24https://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3mdc6dv4dys2iRiq Woolen interception to win this game is the only ending I’ll accept. #seahawks26 Jan 2026 02:15 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdc6dv4dys2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3md6moxxwts2sThis is going to be my year.24 Jan 2026 16:21 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3md6moxxwts2shttps://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3mb5j5ojb222pJust figured out Odessa A’zion’s mom is Bobby Hill and I need to go lie down for a minute29 Dec 2025 18:54 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb5j5ojb222phttps://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3maw5ly6vnk22No thanks.26 Dec 2025 20:39 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3maw5ly6vnk22https://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3maoptcnirc24Give a man a Dougie and he’ll swag for a day, but *teach* a man to Dougie… talking lifetime shit23 Dec 2025 21:44 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3maoptcnirc24https://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3mammpzat6s2tSurprising number of NFL Defensive Coordinators sound like the last guy Big Pussy made eye contact with on that boat, looking at you Vic Fangio, Lou Anarumo, Steve Spagnuolo23 Dec 2025 01:43 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3mammpzat6s2thttps://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3mamlws4r5c2tDamn it’s fun to root for Phillip Rivers. As opposed to last week, when I was still *kinda rooting for Phillip Rivers. #seahawks23 Dec 2025 01:29 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3mamlws4r5c2thttps://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3m7vnh5lzsk27Update from my mom13 Dec 2025 22:25 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7vnh5lzsk27https://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3m7eqqfgnac2iAnd miss a chance to look this cool? No dice law man.07 Dec 2025 05:08 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7eqqfgnac2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3m66lirqt2s2lWas texting my pal @randballsstu.bsky.social about the counting crows (per usual) and it autocorrected to “Accounting Crows” and now I really want to hire an accounting firm comprised exclusively of crows wearing visors hunched over calculators.22 Nov 2025 00:53 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3m66lirqt2s2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3m5jpmbarcs26Portland Oregon is doing just fine.13 Nov 2025 17:41 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5jpmbarcs26https://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3m47tn6yenc2jLuke Wilson just out here checking the cell phone reliability scoreboard he keeps deep in the interior of his Texas property.28 Oct 2025 02:01 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3m47tn6yenc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3m3oer5hkz22kCan’t remember a recent example of Toronto stuff getting so thomped by LA stuff the Toronto stuff had to sue the LA stuff. Will watch with interest.21 Oct 2025 03:20 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3oer5hkz22khttps://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3m3o7uc74h224#mariners #bubbrubb #woowoo21 Oct 2025 01:52 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3o7uc74h224https://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3m3o6zo3uos2f#mariners #kirby21 Oct 2025 01:37 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3o6zo3uos2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3m3genjnuwc2dThe Mariners are good at baseball. The Mariners do good baseball plays. The Mariners have good players17 Oct 2025 22:57 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3genjnuwc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3m36vipoypc2mDevastating day at my Alma Mater “Mr. Beast State” go fightin’ Content Creators 😢14 Oct 2025 23:37 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3m36vipoypc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3m2tuycnais2pgiving the Nobel Peace Prize to Bad Bunny would have really made my weekend10 Oct 2025 14:28 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2tuycnais2phttps://bsky.app/profile/lukeburbank.bsky.social/post/3lqdpqtotpc2zActivating the prayer chain as I try to stir the dressing into this airport salad.29 May 2025 22:00 +0000at://did:plc:oavfgiofvlhuuftvwoptx3el/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqdpqtotpc2z