commonly out canoodlinghttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mwdne4rg5h2vit has come to my attention that I've been accused of never wearing proper clothes. For the record, Exhibit A: I do, occasionally, actually wear clothes.25 Sep 2026 11:15 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwdne4rg5h2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mviwhcpux425y'all have turned me on to miniskirts. I used to feel shy wearing them!14 Sep 2026 20:16 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mviwhcpux425https://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mv6v3ougks2copen your eyes, look up to the sky and (big breath) SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE10 Sep 2026 20:25 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6v3ougks2chttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mui3olkmck2ldid you know...there's genuinely THAT MANY FISH in coral reefs? It's not just the documentaries. This summer has been so magical. Thanks for adding scuba magic to my life. 🐾01 Sep 2026 18:51 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mui3olkmck2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mtu443a53l2fcurves like a Barbara Hepworth piece24 Aug 2026 20:06 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtu443a53l2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mtln256tm727pew pew21 Aug 2026 11:15 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtln256tm727https://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mt5p24bkpc22Laughed so hard when I pulled these out of the gift bag he handed me... [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Aug 2026 22:13 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5p24bkpc22https://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3msoct2dqkh2kthis feels like the album cover for my imaginary band. what kind of band should it be?09 Aug 2026 19:25 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3msoct2dqkh2khttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3msbuxjgzl72tThis summer, I keep returning to this silly little poetry game- you draw me a big squiggly line, I'll write a poem that fits on the line. My best creative work emerges from constraints. I'm suspicious that relationships are the same way. If we scope things down, richness emerges from limitation.04 Aug 2026 20:45 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3msbuxjgzl72thttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mrsmxkibd22pDid anyone else run track growing up? Do you remember the feeling of the moment before the gun goes off? I hated that feeling, & I loved that feeling. I still feel it sometimes when I wait for a knock on my door to meet someone...29 Jul 2026 19:12 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsmxkibd22phttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mrfay5r3c62ait's a little bit funny, this feeling inside...24 Jul 2026 11:33 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrfay5r3c62ahttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mqjiipz2um2xmask up / mask down13 Jul 2026 10:33 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqjiipz2um2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mqagb5ih4w2f"Josie, what happens on a coffee date?"09 Jul 2026 19:59 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqagb5ih4w2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mpyr6ekkyk2yI am not really ticklish. But there is something about a nail tech with one of those yellow pedicure sponges on my arch that makes me absolutely wiggle. Am I alone here? Is tickling a technique they teach at nail school?06 Jul 2026 18:53 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpyr6ekkyk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mpe5vznjj32tpost-photoshoot with fancy hair! a secret about me is that I don't really enjoy modeling. i only tolerate photos for the sake of keeping in touch with y'all. hope it's worth it...28 Jun 2026 14:15 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpe5vznjj32thttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mp53k6lgr62bplease, for the love of god, can we go outside?25 Jun 2026 18:44 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp53k6lgr62bhttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mogopw55gs2f"very demure" is out, "quite coquettish" is in.16 Jun 2026 20:56 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mogopw55gs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mnpat37uub2qless glamour. more messy sheets, cozy sweaters, stocking runs, and bedhead.07 Jun 2026 13:16 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnpat37uub2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mnfsgcgapd27for safety reasons, please properly secure your flotation device.03 Jun 2026 19:04 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnfsgcgapd27https://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mneavlbms22fThis animation + sound + inflatable sculpture event looks really cool. Anyone want to go? June 18 evening. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeq1rqsi9HSJR64Hd91RNLc6K2wmf0aPWDxBCUHV_KtSj488Q/viewform03 Jun 2026 04:18 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mneavlbms22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mmwqgxwdcs2bYes, that is a squashed cake. I had a great time at Velvet Hearts burlesque two weeks ago. Few things make me feel as buzzy & drunk as a confident woman dancing with eye contact. Wew. Thanks for the adventure. 🐾 Y'all should check out their future shows!28 May 2026 19:19 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmwqgxwdcs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mm5vqkhh422hIt happened, I raised some of my rates! Dates already in the scheduling process will be grandfathered. Don't be afraid to ask if you have questions 💜 [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 May 2026 22:17 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5vqkhh422hhttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mm4sg3he532hif you have topology skills, please reach out. Because this strappy little number was IMPOSSIBLE to get on and I need professional assistance if I'm ever going to get back into it.18 May 2026 11:45 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm4sg3he532hhttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mlqhfcxfjs2oHe bought literally every item off my wishlist 😳 But the thing I'm most excited to get is a motherfucking accordion. Do you know how many neighbors I'm going to irritate with this bad boy? Thank you for making my life more delightful.13 May 2026 13:55 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqhfcxfjs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mlomdjdrmp2pI can look out & feel hundreds of lives playing out in the next building over. Someone is falling in love. Someone just burned the chicken. Someone just closed their eyes in prayer. Someone is getting absolutely railed. Someone is looking out the window.12 May 2026 20:19 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlomdjdrmp2phttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mldnqwsh272p"whatcha reading?"08 May 2026 11:45 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldnqwsh272phttps://bsky.app/profile/thejosieoakley.bsky.social/post/3mkqhouekps2snew jeans30 Apr 2026 20:36 +0000at://did:plc:odz2c26ooprbrfwfg7kpd6ck/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqhouekps2s