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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>O Hater do Vomitinha, o Ratatóing do Drácula (Nosferatu).&#xA;&#34;Eu só quero desabafar e mijar!&#34;&#xA;08-12-2025&#xA;&#34;Atualmente, depois do tormento, essa lembrança ainda me treme!&#xA;E o caçador, te digo e lamento, hoje comenta no MdM.&#34;</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social</link><title>@ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social - Luciano Abrahão &#34;Tô aqui na Telerj, trabalhando...&#34;</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mww2yulc7s2j</link><description>Eu assim.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 19:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mww2yulc7s2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mwugyu7yqk23</link><description>Tá rolando um papo de que, assim que o Flávio Bostonaro anunciou a desistência do debate, os paus-mandados do seu gabinete vieram paparicar, elogiando a decisão, &#34;isso é coisa de gênio&#34;, &#34;grande estrategista&#34;, e coisa e tal. Mas quando o Zero-Um se encontrou com os chefões do PL, dizem que o ...(+)</description><pubDate>02 Oct 2026 03:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwugyu7yqk23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mwrelwy5g22f</link><description>Ow, na moral, eu odeio cigarras!&#xA;Vtnc.&#xA;Alguém sabe de algum lugar que não tenha nenhuma cigarra?&#xA;_</description><pubDate>30 Sep 2026 22:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwrelwy5g22f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mwp547ywzs2p</link><description>Coronel Chavarry, preso em flagrante por 3stupr0 de uma criança de 2 anos, amigo íntimo de uma certa família conservadora onde o pai pintou um clima com meninas de 13 anos e o filho trai a esposa com pr0sti7utas em festinhas de luxo.&#xA;Qual é sua desculpa para votar neles?&#xA;_</description><pubDate>30 Sep 2026 00:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwp547ywzs2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mwp4g546rk2p</link><description>Humm... Aparentemente, eu errei feio!&#xA;_&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>30 Sep 2026 00:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwp4g546rk2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mwf2venefk2l</link><description>Só por isso aqui o Lula já merecia um passe livre de 10 anos de mandato. Pode chorar, pode espernear, pode rasgar o c*, mas o cagão do miliciano nunca fez nada de relevante e, quando era cobrado, era sempre a mesma desculpinha: &#34;Estou de mãos atadas, o Congresso não me deixa trabalhar!&#34;.&#xA;_</description><pubDate>26 Sep 2026 00:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwf2venefk2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mwav6vtu5k26</link><description>Nem 06:00h ainda e a pergunta do dia é:&#xA;Ainda dá tempo?&#xA;_</description><pubDate>24 Sep 2026 08:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwav6vtu5k26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mw5cackswk2z</link><description>Flavio Bolsonazi só falta dar a bunda pro Trump p3d0fi10.&#xA;_&#xA;&#xA;https://www.facebook.com/share/v/14t95G1H5uX/</description><pubDate>22 Sep 2026 22:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw5cackswk2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mw2zr5n6sc2c</link><description>Pois é. &#xA;_</description><pubDate>22 Sep 2026 01:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw2zr5n6sc2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mvsq7kxx6k2n</link><description>Sou totalmente team @supercaruso.bsky.social :&#xA;Não se coloca goiabada no pão de queijo. (Nem doce de leite, mas goiabada é pior).&#xA;Se for pra rechear o pão de queijo, que seja com frango ou queijo em cubos.&#xA;_</description><pubDate>18 Sep 2026 17:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvsq7kxx6k2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mvshx3hy5226</link><description>Pra refrescar a memória.&#xA;_</description><pubDate>18 Sep 2026 15:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvshx3hy5226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mvseusbwck26</link><description>&#34;Uma escolha muito difícil.&#34;&#xA;_</description><pubDate>18 Sep 2026 14:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvseusbwck26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mvsenmutbc26</link><description>Né?_&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>18 Sep 2026 14:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvsenmutbc26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mvs6mnuzvs26</link><description>Pirokão do Ajax.&#xA;_&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>18 Sep 2026 12:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvs6mnuzvs26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mvrtr3roqs27</link><description>Dá pra explicar?&#xA;_</description><pubDate>18 Sep 2026 09:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvrtr3roqs27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mvmjmvauwc2j</link><description>Arte de Barry Kitson.&#xA;_</description><pubDate>16 Sep 2026 06:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvmjmvauwc2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mvkicxxm722s</link><description>Assim.&#xA;_</description><pubDate>15 Sep 2026 11:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkicxxm722s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mvgcsmoqtk2h</link><description>Pacotão de prints para desmoralizar os falsos moralistas.&#xA;_</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 19:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgcsmoqtk2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mvfcwenj222o</link><description>Quem puder responder, que o faça!&#xA;_</description><pubDate>13 Sep 2026 09:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvfcwenj222o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mvc5xxu3tc2c</link><description>Será que ainda quer?&#xA;Kkkkkkk&#xA;_</description><pubDate>12 Sep 2026 03:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvc5xxu3tc2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mv34egbpe22c</link><description>Não sei vocês, mas eu já li umas coisas do Aspirador, e o cara sabe escrever!&#xA;_&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>09 Sep 2026 08:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv34egbpe22c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mv342isfp22c</link><description>Eu fiz uma coisa!&#xA;_</description><pubDate>09 Sep 2026 08:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv342isfp22c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3muyp2g4vsk2q</link><description>Um Bat-Papo sobre quadrinhos no MdM? Que abinsurdo! Mas é o que rola no bloco dos Lamentáveis deste episódio. Uma análise sincera sobre as primeiras edições de Mulher-Maravilha Absolute e Batman Absolute com os Lamentáveis Arthur Nonato, Cortes, Eve a Senhora Negativa, Aspirador Robô Reverso e ...&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>08 Sep 2026 09:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3muyp2g4vsk2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mupyo77vs224</link><description>Bulling do futuro:&#xA;E teu pai que chamava banqueiro de &#34;Meu lindão&#34;?&#xA;_</description><pubDate>04 Sep 2026 22:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupyo77vs224</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mugpd2hbik2e</link><description>Eu não aguento ouvir o Tucano imitando o Smurf Joca. Me quebra muito!&#xA;😂😂😂😂😂</description><pubDate>01 Sep 2026 05:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mugpd2hbik2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mughze3qoc2s</link><description>Dia sete vocês me cobrem&#xA;_</description><pubDate>01 Sep 2026 03:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mughze3qoc2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mu7zi7zonk2a</link><description>O cafona.&#xA;_</description><pubDate>29 Aug 2026 13:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu7zi7zonk2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mu6rfhaqhc2w</link><description>Artes de David Nakayama&#xA;(From Facebook)&#xA;@davidnakayama.bsky.social &#xA;_</description><pubDate>29 Aug 2026 01:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu6rfhaqhc2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mu37ueyhgc2u</link><description>Arte de The Coastal Mouse.&#xA;_</description><pubDate>27 Aug 2026 16:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu37ueyhgc2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ratatoingdodracula.bsky.social/post/3mu2iyipl622c</link><description>Ainda dá tempo?&#xA;_</description><pubDate>27 Aug 2026 09:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:offogfm5u7f2eplfb5rveas4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu2iyipl622c</guid></item></channel></rss>