26 | they/them | Splatoon lore brainrotten, creator of the splatoonlore.ink website. A resource for everything Splat lore related! Patreon: patreon.com/ardnin Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/ardnin Youtube: youtube.com/@ardnin Banner by @smolmioumi.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.inkhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mvmqi2lef22uHow come I haven't seen numerous insane theories yet on what the version numbers are supposed to mean [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Sep 2026 08:39 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvmqi2lef22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mvk3cix5vc24I did not think this was possible in Germany15 Sep 2026 07:15 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvk3cix5vc24https://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mveav6iis22fWatching Better Call Saul for the first time and just finished season 3 and man I'm surprised with everything I knew about the show already through osmosis, somehow the conclusion of S3 was not spoiled to me12 Sep 2026 23:39 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mveav6iis22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mvdxtlafsc2fIf you're a parent and your first concern with your childs toys is that they fit your home interior design maybe children are not for you [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 20:57 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdxtlafsc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mv6wu2xj3c2xI had an idea10 Sep 2026 20:56 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6wu2xj3c2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mv3dxshjyc2xmy only Splatoon related wish for the Direct is that they'll add a Jukebox to Raiders or even better, add Raiders music to the Splatoon 3 jukebox so we can actually rip the music09 Sep 2026 10:40 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3dxshjyc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3muzcdzbay22xwait I just realized the Direct tomorrow is on Splatoon 3's 4th anniversary There's no way it's been this long08 Sep 2026 15:06 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzcdzbay22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3muz7hdqaus2xIt's crazy how far graphics have come in the year of the lord 201308 Sep 2026 14:14 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3muz7hdqaus2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3muyvsfq2ek2xWho's ready for Splatoon Titans08 Sep 2026 11:21 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3muyvsfq2ek2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3munegol3ak2xnow that my newest phone doesn't have a headphone jack anymore I'm forced to dive into the horrible world of usb c adapters and I'm losing my mind Why does no one make adapters that just put the headphone jack directly into the usb c plug???03 Sep 2026 21:11 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3munegol3ak2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mumyeax7qc2vHow it feels this news being totally irrelevant to you [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Sep 2026 17:35 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumyeax7qc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mumvfjxcjk2xDark Horse said "I lived, bitch" Holy shit https://www.darkhorse.com/newsfeed/the-ink-credible-hardcover-art-book-for-the-art-of-splatoon-3-now-available-for-preorder/03 Sep 2026 16:42 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumvfjxcjk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mulfhu7n2k2xI just found what the background of Free Association's name is We will start seizing the means of production with this one🔥03 Sep 2026 02:24 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mulfhu7n2k2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mukqayhh3c2xI've been quiet on my Patreon for a while... I decided to start quarterly Newsletters to update my members on the progress of my projects, including some previews. Take a look if you want! https://www.patreon.com/ardnin/posts/ardnins-autumn-168414114?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link02 Sep 2026 20:05 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukqayhh3c2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mu5fa5t2ks2lI just noticed there's an execution happening in my music library28 Aug 2026 12:43 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5fa5t2ks2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mu3daj52wc2lthis is fucked, my new phone has an app by Fairphone where it shows you a timeline of your device, and for some reason it starts at 99998 BCE and tells me about my phone getting old at 99995 BCE, this is some SCP shit😭27 Aug 2026 17:02 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3daj52wc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mtz6guomes2nFuck this shit ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟩🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩26 Aug 2026 20:31 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtz6guomes2n