26 | they/them | Splatoon lore brainrotten, creator of the splatoonlore.ink website. A resource for everything Splat lore related! Patreon: patreon.com/ardnin Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/ardnin Youtube: youtube.com/@ardnin Banner by @smolmioumi.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.inkhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mqf26ena3s2vA few weeks ago I started maintaining my own Nintendo Today archive for all the Splatoon content I get, and decided to put it on a Drive now. I will regularly update it as I get new daily content https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/14HYsQRpCK04BliYVmdJV3xZHqGqjAG8v?usp=sharing11 Jul 2026 16:06 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqf26ena3s2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mqahnxiz222v09 Jul 2026 20:24 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqahnxiz222vhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mqahcdsjyk2vidc if you don't like the outfit Gaster, we're doing this09 Jul 2026 20:17 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqahcdsjyk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mq65iyxt7s2vTomodachi Life still has me by the balls, I didn't expect I'd get this much out of the game There is something really therapeutic about visiting your weird little guys inside the Switch every day. Like the voices alone are pure auditory stims lol08 Jul 2026 22:17 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq65iyxt7s2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mq3gjsoi4c26What if larping in the Splatoon world is called carping07 Jul 2026 20:20 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq3gjsoi4c26https://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mpjvgbkv7s2w30 Jun 2026 20:59 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpjvgbkv7s2whttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mph3ai6v5s2won one had, a Splatoon Raiders Demo would be really cool but on the other hand I'd be worried about spoilers? This would be the one time it's a good thing Switch 2 games can't be data mined yet lol29 Jun 2026 18:05 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mph3ai6v5s2whttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mp5aeszgtk2rI completed Deltarune Ch5 and watched the Weird Route. Holy fucking shit Also some mild gameplay spoilers: The new mechanic is so awesome, it's genuinely so fun, and parts of it almost reminded me of Celeste lol25 Jun 2026 20:10 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp5aeszgtk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mozrmed6yk2wNintendo is about to rapidly approach my location (I might not get this out before Deltarune after all lol) [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Jun 2026 11:08 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mozrmed6yk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3moylpgg2ns2wFinishing up the upcoming splatoonlore.ink update, I'm hoping to get it out before Deltarune Ch.5 launches in... 15 hours lol23 Jun 2026 23:50 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3moylpgg2ns2whttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mov5znydvo23I also recently added Eight and 322 Jun 2026 15:07 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mov5znydvo23https://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mov4qdrwco23Girls, I think the waiter switched up your orders😭22 Jun 2026 14:44 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mov4qdrwco23https://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3morxzqm4mc23What if Inkling and Octoling larvae are called Chudlings21 Jun 2026 08:41 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3morxzqm4mc23https://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3moqanfekbc23now that the Digital Circus Finale is out for everyone I can say it I think Jax committed the most monumental fumble in all of fiction20 Jun 2026 16:10 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3moqanfekbc23https://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3moehpvhgmk2zI managed to find a way to download the contents from the Nintendo Today app, so I'll be ready to archive the Splatoon Raiders comics once they release. And I can archive all the existing Splatoon content now too15 Jun 2026 23:45 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3moehpvhgmk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mo7jshhx6k2yPlaying through the story of Octo Expansion for the first time in a while was so fun though, especially the escape sequence and the finale. I probably said the same thing last year but there will really never be anything like it again in the series14 Jun 2026 00:39 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo7jshhx6k2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mo7jpe6odc2yThanks to everyone who showed up for the stream! The vod is now live. We played through the main story (so all Thangs and the finale) and basically glazed the DLC for the entire duration of the escape sequence and the finale lol https://youtube.com/live/OkAFH_f4uLc [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Jun 2026 00:37 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo7jpe6odc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mo3i2fown227Here's my head canon for what music software the producers in the Splatoon world would use Marina: Logic Pro (actually canon) Big Man: Ableton Live Dedf1sh: FL Studio Shy-Ho-Shy (Squid Sisters producer): Pro Tools12 Jun 2026 09:57 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo3i2fown227https://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mnzmra3rq224I just bought my first Switch 2 Pro Controller, which means the Splatoon Raiders Edition Pro Con will be announced within the next day, you can thank me later11 Jun 2026 16:16 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnzmra3rq224https://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mnuiqn45jk2wBetween the Raiders Direct announcement, the new Xenoblade AND DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 SOON I'm pretty satisfied with this Direct09 Jun 2026 15:21 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnuiqn45jk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mnu4vlgras2wDuring testing, everything went fine, but seconds after closing the side panel the PC crashed. I removed the side panel again and it's been working for a day [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Jun 2026 11:49 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnu4vlgras2whttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mnstjxepus2imade more of them funnily enough, Ribbit immediately got a crush on Ragatha, this is innovative shipping [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Jun 2026 23:28 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnstjxepus2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mnrzhcs7vc2dI think my PC's RAM is slowly dying what awesome timing I keep getting crashes, lower the frequency, increase the voltage and it works for a while, then it crashes regularly again. Now I can cycle through all 4 sticks on all 4 slots to see who the culprit is, so fun08 Jun 2026 15:42 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnrzhcs7vc2d