26 | they/them | Splatoon lore brainrotten, creator of the splatoonlore.ink website. A resource for everything Splat lore related! Patreon: patreon.com/ardnin Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/ardnin Youtube: youtube.com/@ardnin Banner by @smolmioumi.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.inkhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mtevsib76k2qThey know18 Aug 2026 19:03 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtevsib76k2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mtev3yet4k2q18 Aug 2026 18:50 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtev3yet4k2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mtbimyajv22qTwice a year I have a fun idea for a silly track17 Aug 2026 10:29 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtbimyajv22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mt5lrj64a22gfelt like the greatest hacker alive when I did this on my wii as a kid [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Aug 2026 21:15 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5lrj64a22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3msygqgyabs2gThis may be an unpopular opinion but I really wish a future Splatoon game would go back to the Kamabo Co/Tartar plotline. I know I'm biased because I experienced Octo Expansion when it came out and I'm a huge sucker for evil AI/Robot characters but STILL13 Aug 2026 20:01 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3msygqgyabs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3msktztqgds2pThis part is almost as depressing as AI shit itself. Realizing that apparently the majority of humans do not give a single shit about the value of human creation. And it has always been this way. We only learn about this now because AI enabled these people [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Aug 2026 10:22 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3msktztqgds2phttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3msb3cxhork2uthis is amazing, I need to implement this on my website lol [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Aug 2026 13:06 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3msb3cxhork2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3msb374al3k2uone thing I was worried with Splatoon becoming a larger franchise is that they'd start being less experimental and quirky with the music, so I'm really happy that for their first single player game they just doubled down on the weirdness lol04 Aug 2026 13:04 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3msb374al3k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3ms6vznvwds2uI ordered a second Switch 2 Dock for my PC set-up so I can more comfortably record Switch 2 stuff I'm planning to take full res captures of the Raiders scrolls and stuff so I can add them to the lore website. It'll be a lot of work but somehow I'm looking forward to it lol03 Aug 2026 16:26 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms6vznvwds2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mrxbj3crfc2m>humans before they died out were doing giga amounts of coke >after human extinction, sewage systems deteriorate and cocaine polluted waste water gets into the ocean >Salmonids [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Jul 2026 15:30 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrxbj3crfc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mrph7fwevc2m [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Jul 2026 12:51 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrph7fwevc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mrnxgn2gbs24Fun fact about this Salmonid artifact: It's based on a real ancient bronze artifact (that was actually unearthed in Germany in the state I live in, you can see this object in a museum in my city lol) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nebra_sky_disc?wprov=sfla127 Jul 2026 22:36 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrnxgn2gbs24https://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mrnkpbxaus2iGod we were so spoiled with how the Switch 1 had a day 1 exploit and now it could be years or decades even that the Switch 2 will be cracked. I want the internal files of Splatoon Raiders so bad27 Jul 2026 18:48 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrnkpbxaus2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mrmyrfzcxc2kI finished the main story for Raiders. It's so good. Finally, fully fledged Splatoon Singleplayer content. No compromises, no enraging pvp bullshit, just Splatoon fun at your own pace how I've always been wishing for. Finally the series true potential is being tapped27 Jul 2026 13:27 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrmyrfzcxc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mravp2zdzc2mFrom this point on I'll be gone for however many days it'll take me to beat Raiders. Have fun everyone!22 Jul 2026 18:00 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mravp2zdzc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mr4l324ofc2mAgent 4 moment21 Jul 2026 00:39 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr4l324ofc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mr4kgpxlp22mI love my Agent Miis, they're so cute21 Jul 2026 00:28 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr4kgpxlp22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mqzsw2os5k2hIt's gonna be cool and rainy for me when Raiders launches, I'm so happy19 Jul 2026 22:22 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzsw2os5k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/ardnin.splatoonlore.ink/post/3mqudk5fiws2xThis post gave me a DMCA takedown on Twitter, Nintendo can't be serious [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Jul 2026 18:03 +0000at://did:plc:oit5g5jsccz5e55vpeo7zn3q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqudk5fiws2x