Puns, Programming, Parenting, Parshanut, Pseudo-Pancreas ⚠️ Warning: Posts may be pre-coffee and probably contain bad puns 💬 DMs open: How can I help you?https://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3ld2gb2j4s224If Goalkeepers prevent goals what do Peacekeepers do?11 Dec 2024 18:49 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld2gb2j4s224https://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3lcqfbhlsqk27Shavua Tov May this week bring safety to all goodhearted people.07 Dec 2024 19:04 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcqfbhlsqk27https://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3lcdbnzl2ts22Talmid: Rebbe, is there a source for believing whistleblowers? Rabbi: Aide Echad Ne'eman b'Issurin.02 Dec 2024 13:55 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcdbnzl2ts22https://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3lcceq3azgs2sI think Canada has a much bigger responsibility to help stabilize the Middle East considering all the chaos they sowed in the region during the Ottowan Empire.02 Dec 2024 05:18 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcceq3azgs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3lc3lrokeos23Shabbat Shalom Everyone29 Nov 2024 12:35 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc3lrokeos23https://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3lbmvbxeyt22dShavua Tov May this week be a week of clarity.23 Nov 2024 16:15 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbmvbxeyt22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3lbk5mv33e22cShabbat Shalom22 Nov 2024 14:07 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbk5mv33e22chttps://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3kkgrpxbujs2rMay everyone be blessed with a Shabbat Shalom02 Feb 2024 13:16 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3kkgrpxbujs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3kieprf5ffs2iSome lessons from Parshat Shemot: 1. Don't stand by if you see people hurting 2. Notice your surroundings. They might be a message from God. 3. Don't procrastinate a good deed 4. Be happy for the successes of others 5. Things don't always go smoothly. But it's part of Hashem's plan.07 Jan 2024 06:45 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3kieprf5ffs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3khoqljeglu22‏יְהִי שָׁלוֹם בְּחֵילֵךְ שַׁלְוָה בְּאַרְמְנוֹתָיִךְ. ‏לְמַעַן אַחַי וְרֵעָי אֲדַבְּרָה נָּא שָׁלוֹם בָּךְ. ‏לְמַעַן בֵּית ה׳ אֱ-לֹהֵינוּ אֲבַקְשָׁה טוֹב לָךְ. ‏ה׳ עֹז לְעַמּוֹ יִתֵּן ‏ה׳ יְבָרֵךְ אֶת עַמּוֹ בַשָּׁלוֹם. ‏🕯️🕯️29 Dec 2023 13:01 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3khoqljeglu22https://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3kb7qkjd6no23וְהָאָרֶץ הָיְתָה תֹהוּ וָבֹהוּ וְחֹשֶׁךְ עַל־פְּנֵי תְהוֹם08 Oct 2023 05:20 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3kb7qkjd6no23https://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3kb6h4a43hs2oשׁוֹמֵר יִשְׂרָאֵל שְׁמֹר שְׁאֵרִית יִשְׂרָאֵל וְאַל יֹאבַד יִשְׂרָאֵל הָאוֹמְרִים: שְׁמַע יִשְׂרָאֵל07 Oct 2023 16:58 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3kb6h4a43hs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3kayaz2qdwu2vDon't you hate it when you accidentally cc the entire country?05 Oct 2023 05:53 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3kayaz2qdwu2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3kaunvcdlse2eYou shook your Lulav, sure. But did you allow your Lulav to shake you?03 Oct 2023 19:33 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3kaunvcdlse2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3kaqt2zcsdc2tA seasonal pop-up deli called Sukkah A'Rye.02 Oct 2023 06:55 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3kaqt2zcsdc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3kap3n2l5fu2uSir, that's my emotional support etrog!01 Oct 2023 14:23 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3kap3n2l5fu2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3kak5ckecxm2rחג שמח Wishing everyone a joy filled sukkot!29 Sep 2023 15:09 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3kak5ckecxm2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3kahl4zn4jm2eOmg!!!! My Teimani Etrog just arrived!!!28 Sep 2023 14:39 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3kahl4zn4jm2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3kagksjnwov2yI like my Lulav like James Bond likes his martinis.28 Sep 2023 05:00 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3kagksjnwov2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3kaerea24ey2b"If you build it, they* will come." *Ushpizin27 Sep 2023 11:52 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3kaerea24ey2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3kabu7byvnl27Repeat after me: I don't agree with you, but I respect you.26 Sep 2023 08:05 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3kabu7byvnl27https://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3ka5bq4o4xj2cYom Kippur is a mikva. Fo the day to have a purifying impact, you have to have at least 1 moment during the day where you let go of everything & immerse yourself. Take down all your barriers; your chatzitzot. Let go of all your sins; your sheratzim. And let YK wash over you.24 Sep 2023 12:24 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3ka5bq4o4xj2chttps://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3ka5bpn3jb423I forgive myself24 Sep 2023 12:24 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3ka5bpn3jb423https://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3k7xrltydop2yWhY ArE tHeRe ThInGs On SuRfACeS!?!?!?!? NO!!!!! - My Almost Two Year Old22 Sep 2023 07:52 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7xrltydop2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3k7wc2bkag72tPlease accept my MOST SINCERE apologies21 Sep 2023 17:41 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7wc2bkag72thttps://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3k7vk3nimp32lMy uber is here [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Sep 2023 10:32 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7vk3nimp32lhttps://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3k7vid6b2ce2cTalmudic is not the insult you think it is.21 Sep 2023 10:01 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7vid6b2ce2chttps://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3k7vhhbemz22tWish I could live in the times of David and Shlomo HaMelech instead of living through the days of the Shoftim.21 Sep 2023 09:45 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7vhhbemz22thttps://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3k7trj6st3p2pWho is wealthy on Social Media? He who is content with his content.20 Sep 2023 17:40 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7trj6st3p2phttps://bsky.app/profile/lironkopinsky.bsky.social/post/3k7sgoklmvq2rWhat's one thing, big or small, that you take for granted, but really should be grateful for?20 Sep 2023 04:53 +0000at://did:plc:oj2sql3ly526ughshcazh3ya/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7sgoklmvq2r