pee pants, wretched creature, has never went to oovoo javerhttps://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lvkkm3vgu22rdid a faux-angry bit on Threads and someone tried to match my energy and be part of the bit so i doubled down and matched it back and they immediately took offense and thought I was actually being mean all bc i out-bitted them by actually being committed to it and they were just casually committed 😞04 Aug 2025 06:23 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvkkm3vgu22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lvk3vplzzk2lGoing potty can actually be so rejuvenating if you allow it to be04 Aug 2025 02:00 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvk3vplzzk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lu2hzslxfs2f [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Jul 2025 03:29 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lu2hzslxfs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lu2hylntgk2fBill Clinton? You mean the guy River Phoenix campaigned for in the 1992 U.S. presidential election?16 Jul 2025 03:28 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lu2hylntgk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3ltprotlhrc2n [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Jul 2025 21:22 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltprotlhrc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3ltprkffyr22nCandace Owens, Jr., 70 years from now: “If Netanyahu just wanted to expel and eradicate Palestinians from Israel — OK, fine. The problem is he had dreams outside of Israel. He wanted everyone to be a zionist.”11 Jul 2025 21:20 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltprkffyr22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3ltn6a3gmqs2tMinneapolis police with a show of horse over the July 4th weekend10 Jul 2025 20:29 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltn6a3gmqs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3ltj6phu6gc25I bet the dude who Mary cheated on Joseph with was so relieved to find out he wasn’t the father09 Jul 2025 06:27 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltj6phu6gc25https://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lrra5d5c222o17 Jun 2025 00:23 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrra5d5c222ohttps://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lrj5igilck2uAt the local dive shewtin’ pool Saw ‘er sittin’ on a barstool So fine I nearly dropped my cue I was workin’ hard to keep ma cool All i could think to say was “Who’re yew?” She said “I gotta yewz the bathroom” And my achin’ heart sank through the roof Before she turned and said “there’s rewm fer tew” [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Jun 2025 19:14 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrj5igilck2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lrj5gj567c2uI could write a country music song in five seconds13 Jun 2025 19:13 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrj5gj567c2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lrhkmos7ls2pIs it a prerequisite for 21st century male country singers to have absolutely no stage presence whatsoever?13 Jun 2025 04:04 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrhkmos7ls2phttps://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lrdnnmoswc2w [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Jun 2025 14:48 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrdnnmoswc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lr6l47hgvs2wI can only hope is that by the time my job is lost to AI a new industry will have emerged requiring video game type skills09 Jun 2025 14:19 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr6l47hgvs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lr4f52jfjs2cRobin Tunney has very strong oboe energy08 Jun 2025 17:27 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr4f52jfjs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lr3zcx6ors27Women should be allowed to pass bad checks with no repercussions08 Jun 2025 13:55 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr3zcx6ors27https://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lqxlgcrhqc24Why do dads have such “i borned my own best friend” energy about their sons06 Jun 2025 19:36 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqxlgcrhqc24https://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lqxdj5qybs2cOld PEOPLE. should not. have to work. at GROCERY STORES!06 Jun 2025 17:14 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqxdj5qybs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lqxdct7f5k22I could probably eat tootsie rolls forever06 Jun 2025 17:11 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqxdct7f5k22https://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lqv5m2k2pk27She’s been like this ever since she was forced to file for bankruptcy 😔 hurts my heart05 Jun 2025 20:23 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqv5m2k2pk27https://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lqtaalfhvc2cWhoa whoa whoa why didn’t anyone tell me how hot Minister of Industry, Registrar General of Canada and Minister responsible for Canada Economic Development for Quebec Regions Mélanie Joly is?05 Jun 2025 02:05 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqtaalfhvc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lqn5loveus26Another day of shouldering the burden02 Jun 2025 16:02 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqn5loveus26https://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lq4m34plis22Rod Stewart looks like Martin Short cosplaying as Clay Aiken27 May 2025 02:06 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lq4m34plis22https://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lq3jymrl322dDaughter named Nell fyi [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 May 2025 15:56 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lq3jymrl322dhttps://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lpz7mty2a22kThe last bridge of “Cosmic” by Red Velvet will permanently shift your brain chemistry if you let it25 May 2025 17:45 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpz7mty2a22khttps://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lpyxrsue3223I have never once regretted staying home25 May 2025 15:25 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpyxrsue3223https://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lpu57apvjs2gIf you’re reading this, do a kegel23 May 2025 17:18 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpu57apvjs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lpsdbz2bo224Reality isn’t real, you guys. It was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem crazy.23 May 2025 00:02 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpsdbz2bo224https://bsky.app/profile/msandrist59.bsky.social/post/3lpkftkcnfk23It fucken WIMDY19 May 2025 20:26 +0000at://did:plc:ok355drmuvtspyuj2ejzhfun/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpkftkcnfk23