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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I’ll probably be live-posting a sport, posting a picture of food, or making some sort of pun.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/lordofallusions.bsky.social</link><title>@lordofallusions.bsky.social - Jason</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/lordofallusions.bsky.social/post/3mzdki6vw4sm6</link><description>I’m just now realizing the CFP rankings are coming about the time the first polls close and election projections start coming in.</description><pubDate>02 Nov 2026 14:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okgpx7vvc3yinyji7slhfw4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzdki6vw4sm6</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/lordofallusions.bsky.social/post/3mzdg54hobcht</link><description>Uh, wow&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>02 Nov 2026 13:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okgpx7vvc3yinyji7slhfw4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzdg54hobcht</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/lordofallusions.bsky.social/post/3mzbgokmlssmj</link><description>DOINK…and in!</description><pubDate>01 Nov 2026 18:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okgpx7vvc3yinyji7slhfw4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzbgokmlssmj</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/lordofallusions.bsky.social/post/3mz76twgtik2o</link><description>Can we not have a Stockton run again here. 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I would advise, if you have recipes you like bookmarked, to find an app that can ingest the recipe and break it down into ingredients and instructions independent of the link.&#xA;https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/23/insider/cooking-recipes-ai.html</description><pubDate>28 Oct 2026 12:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okgpx7vvc3yinyji7slhfw4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mywrlnsgus6y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/lordofallusions.bsky.social/post/3mysentuoz22j</link><description>Gee, I wonder if this email marked “External” but didn’t go to my External folder is a fake phishing email sent by Security.  Who’s to say?</description><pubDate>26 Oct 2026 18:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okgpx7vvc3yinyji7slhfw4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mysentuoz22j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/lordofallusions.bsky.social/post/3myqkqc3atk36</link><description>A reminder that the prediction markets’ being tied to news organizations as if they are an accurate indicator of what will happen are a complete sham.  The flip you see is once reports came in that the data was favoring Lula. Up until that, it was ~80% for the facist. 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A bunch of old conservatives suddenly asking themselves “Wait…am I a liberal?”</description><pubDate>24 Oct 2026 18:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okgpx7vvc3yinyji7slhfw4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mynbonkys2xi</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/lordofallusions.bsky.social/post/3mynb553q3cxi</link><description>“Liberals are the new racists” ad&#xA;&#xA;…&#xA;&#xA;So you are admitting a history of racism?</description><pubDate>24 Oct 2026 17:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okgpx7vvc3yinyji7slhfw4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mynb553q3cxi</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/lordofallusions.bsky.social/post/3myllhjygck2b</link><description>It’s a John Anderson night in this house.</description><pubDate>24 Oct 2026 01:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okgpx7vvc3yinyji7slhfw4x/app.bsky.feed.post/3myllhjygck2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/lordofallusions.bsky.social/post/3mykgynhh6k2p</link><description>1) And so it begins&#xA;&#xA;2) this level of desperation doesn’t make it seem like they have much of a plan.  Name confusion? Really?  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