she/her, early 30s, writer, bi, really into those gay firefightershttps://bsky.app/profile/unprepossessed.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/unprepossessed.bsky.social/post/3m7xrnzeewk2f[tearing through my house pulling shit off shelves and throwing heavy objects into mirrors] I HATE RIB STITCH!!!!!!14 Dec 2025 18:46 +0000at://did:plc:okiah7fc6um2bzjbdj2ipxjd/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7xrnzeewk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/unprepossessed.bsky.social/post/3lr56f2wamc2uthe murderbot show is... bad and I think if there were any remaining locked tomb fans who weren't disillusioned with the idea of a screen adaptation, this should be the clincher tbh. No Thanks. Hard Pass. We Don't Want That09 Jun 2025 00:59 +0000at://did:plc:okiah7fc6um2bzjbdj2ipxjd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr56f2wamc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/unprepossessed.bsky.social/post/3lpfcz3t63224meijer sells a self-stirring mug which seems like the invention of a kooky amateur scientist in a cartoon. cloudy with a chance of meatballs shit. it stirs too hard and splashes coffee on another invention causing a series of slapstick disasters that levels his workshop in front of his love interest17 May 2025 19:52 +0000at://did:plc:okiah7fc6um2bzjbdj2ipxjd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpfcz3t63224https://bsky.app/profile/unprepossessed.bsky.social/post/3loenpxhq4s2rLoveeee watching the bread machine smack my ball of dough around like an overpowered villain right before the hero gets their second wind04 May 2025 20:06 +0000at://did:plc:okiah7fc6um2bzjbdj2ipxjd/app.bsky.feed.post/3loenpxhq4s2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/unprepossessed.bsky.social/post/3lo7o7hxn2k2hthe spectrum people are out here trying to hawk their internet wares at the bus stop EVERY DAY I need to start wearing merch so they leave me alone and don't ask me about my giant water bottle to ease me into a sense of camaraderie as if I don't see their little spectrum badge. I know what you are02 May 2025 20:32 +0000at://did:plc:okiah7fc6um2bzjbdj2ipxjd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo7o7hxn2k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/unprepossessed.bsky.social/post/3lo562csd3s2xnondairy ice cream is a health food to me and I'm not joking. it soothes my heartburn and clears my sinuses. it's medicinal01 May 2025 20:37 +0000at://did:plc:okiah7fc6um2bzjbdj2ipxjd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo562csd3s2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/unprepossessed.bsky.social/post/3llrshj2k722j"anthropologist visits enby island, has no idea how to react" peter ifbookscouldkill I know this is a joke about josh hawley but that's literally the plot of leguin's the left hand of darkness01 Apr 2025 21:20 +0000at://did:plc:okiah7fc6um2bzjbdj2ipxjd/app.bsky.feed.post/3llrshj2k722jhttps://bsky.app/profile/unprepossessed.bsky.social/post/3lkh4yffs422kI don't usually give my dogs table scraps but there is something really special about cutting off little slivers of apple for my 4 lb dog and enjoying our apple slices together15 Mar 2025 22:04 +0000at://did:plc:okiah7fc6um2bzjbdj2ipxjd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkh4yffs422khttps://bsky.app/profile/unprepossessed.bsky.social/post/3lkgndrcyrc24I know the license plate "OHSTA8" means Ohio State as I am in Columbus Ohio but you didn't need that a. The 8 has the a sound already. It just looks like oh stab15 Mar 2025 17:24 +0000at://did:plc:okiah7fc6um2bzjbdj2ipxjd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkgndrcyrc24https://bsky.app/profile/unprepossessed.bsky.social/post/3lkg5gf2ttc22LOVE being old... love using my tiny handheld vacuum to sweep up cat litter and murmuring to myself "this is the best thing I've ever owned"15 Mar 2025 12:39 +0000at://did:plc:okiah7fc6um2bzjbdj2ipxjd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkg5gf2ttc22https://bsky.app/profile/unprepossessed.bsky.social/post/3leb55ywh322fevery time I make it back from a road trip without getting turned into a pancake by a semi truck feels like a miracle27 Dec 2024 04:20 +0000at://did:plc:okiah7fc6um2bzjbdj2ipxjd/app.bsky.feed.post/3leb55ywh322fhttps://bsky.app/profile/unprepossessed.bsky.social/post/3lbax3bpjrc2kmy least favorite coworker is retiring at the beginning of 2025. it's like the universe knew I couldn't handle two horrible old men in my life18 Nov 2024 22:15 +0000at://did:plc:okiah7fc6um2bzjbdj2ipxjd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbax3bpjrc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/unprepossessed.bsky.social/post/3kbgzjye3fm2gfell FLAT on my face this afternoon while walking away from a taco truck that was closed so i couldn't even get tacos. i got up and i was like oh i'm fine but now. my knees. they throb11 Oct 2023 02:49 +0000at://did:plc:okiah7fc6um2bzjbdj2ipxjd/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbgzjye3fm2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/unprepossessed.bsky.social/post/3kbdtprgey62vevery middle aged white man has the same sense of humor it is simply a law of nature. sees very small dog, says "you shoulda got a smaller dog." sees very small car, same joke. it should be annoying but I take comfort in this one small constant in our chaotic universe09 Oct 2023 20:27 +0000at://did:plc:okiah7fc6um2bzjbdj2ipxjd/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbdtprgey62vhttps://bsky.app/profile/unprepossessed.bsky.social/post/3kax57kryuo2fsome recent knitting projects: -socks that turned out so good -single sock that was supposed to be for my husband but is. so large -halter that is currently too big to wear but one day I'll chain said husband to a sewing machine until he fixes it -messy first attempt at double knitting a tapestry04 Oct 2023 19:12 +0000at://did:plc:okiah7fc6um2bzjbdj2ipxjd/app.bsky.feed.post/3kax57kryuo2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/unprepossessed.bsky.social/post/3kax3itg7ux2sthis is like twitter and mastodon had a confused baby04 Oct 2023 18:42 +0000at://did:plc:okiah7fc6um2bzjbdj2ipxjd/app.bsky.feed.post/3kax3itg7ux2s