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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>🚢 🇨🇦 🇬🇷 🇹🇷 🇦🇲 🇨🇺 🚢 Have so much to say in my bio...Working on it. Canadian and well travelled. Never realized how stupid Republicans were until I started following intensively in 2016. It&#39;s been nothing but The Schtrump Gong Show.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social</link><title>@captainelertis.bsky.social - Captain Nicholas Elertis</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mlti32ndbc2h</link><description>The funniest part about Trump pocketing the $56 Million he got from his cult for a phone they&#39;ll never receive is that he could launch the 2nd Gen Trump phone pre-orders today, and every single one of those dumb f**ks would eagerly give him another $100. 🤣😂🤣</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 18:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlti32ndbc2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mlt24yyy5c27</link><description>Like the Chinese Government is supposed to be wowed by this drivel?</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 14:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlt24yyy5c27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mlqwue4ddc2r</link><description>The real fraudsters claiming fraud. What else is new!&#xA;&#xA;https://apnews.com/article/medicare-fraud-trump-vance-oz-health-hospice-534297fffb47e31e2a3906273f20e0b5</description><pubDate>13 May 2026 18:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqwue4ddc2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mlqma3mpsk2i</link><description>Breaking News!</description><pubDate>13 May 2026 15:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqma3mpsk2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mlot2gf5tk2t</link><description>Hey you MAGA snowflakes this one&#39;s for you!</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 22:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlot2gf5tk2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mloghara4k2r</link><description>Help needed figuring this one out...</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 18:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mloghara4k2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mlnnpsmng22n</link><description>Imagine trying to pass this off as a plus.</description><pubDate>12 May 2026 11:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlnnpsmng22n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mlh4qjiogk2i</link><description>So, the MAGA culters that signed up for the $500 Trump phone YEARS ago and still haven&#39;t gotten them just got an email saying they will NEVER receive them and.... wait for it... Trump&#39;s keeping their deposit. 🤣😂 Art of the grift.</description><pubDate>09 May 2026 20:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlh4qjiogk2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mlgjynygac2d</link><description>Sure looks like Trump is trapped and 🇮🇱 is once again calling the shots...&#xA;&#xA;https://www.rawstory.com/iran-war-2676873399/</description><pubDate>09 May 2026 15:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgjynygac2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mlccauxhkc2e</link><description>The Pope and The Dope!</description><pubDate>07 May 2026 22:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlccauxhkc2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3ml7y324ies2b</link><description>Wow 🇮🇷! This one tops all their LEGO videos...&#xA;&#xA;https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1GxC98EXcL/</description><pubDate>07 May 2026 00:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7y324ies2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3ml7pdodejs2i</link><description>Seriously Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel...&#xA;&#xA;https://www.rawstory.com/kash-patel-bourbon/</description><pubDate>06 May 2026 22:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7pdodejs2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3ml7kvjbm4c2l</link><description>Meme du jour á la Carte!</description><pubDate>06 May 2026 20:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7kvjbm4c2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3ml7ajtm6nk27</link><description>No midnight rage tweets, no childish behaviour nor aires de grandeur, just charging ahead with what&#39;s best for 🇨🇦  &#xA;&#xA;https://youtu.be/4ytwYCGdGkU?si=G8Ukn3gPXXbanZMo</description><pubDate>06 May 2026 17:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7ajtm6nk27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mkygi6jsn22m</link><description>Is the doctor in today?</description><pubDate>04 May 2026 00:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkygi6jsn22m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mkxu4ckguc27</link><description>https://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/article/prime-minister-arrives-in-armenia-for-european-political-community-summit/</description><pubDate>03 May 2026 19:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxu4ckguc27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mksbxqiea22p</link><description>Straight of Jacket is better</description><pubDate>01 May 2026 13:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksbxqiea22p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mkqolhnrhk2t</link><description>La question du jour...and not to be confused with the &#34;Catch of the day&#34; at MP.</description><pubDate>30 Apr 2026 22:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqolhnrhk2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mkn4x45g4c2m</link><pubDate>29 Apr 2026 12:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkn4x45g4c2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mkllaspbzk2p</link><description>Thank you King Charles! Isn&#39;t that a turn up, as the English say...and so subtle, but yet to the point in having to educate Americans about their history...</description><pubDate>28 Apr 2026 21:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkllaspbzk2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mklibsy2dk2d</link><description>I see 1 King and a Pedophile...</description><pubDate>28 Apr 2026 21:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklibsy2dk2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mkingqnblk2t</link><description>There were 11 attempts on Obama, look it up. Do you know why you never hear about it, because his CIA knew what they were doing! These are the same people who believe ears grow back.</description><pubDate>27 Apr 2026 17:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkingqnblk2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mkilhfubr22c</link><pubDate>27 Apr 2026 17:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkilhfubr22c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mkihskpvrs2m</link><description>It’s because he wasn’t staging them 🤨</description><pubDate>27 Apr 2026 16:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkihskpvrs2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mkgs2vsrc224</link><description>If he’s the most fit president in history, who else is in that suit with him?🤔</description><pubDate>27 Apr 2026 00:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkgs2vsrc224</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mkegrdrchs27</link><description>Butler, PA and now Washington, DC. Notice the pattern...it&#39;s all about the polling numbers...</description><pubDate>26 Apr 2026 01:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkegrdrchs27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mkcyjkrkm227</link><pubDate>25 Apr 2026 12:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkcyjkrkm227</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mkbimwfafs2s</link><description>Nobody knows what a big and beautiful Historic Economy the USA is experiencing today but the Orange Imbecile himself...&#xA;&#xA;https://youtu.be/ru4JzGGwwBQ?si=MO-B5dCeUdrhcvs3</description><pubDate>24 Apr 2026 21:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkbimwfafs2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mkapwabagk2k</link><description>Want to see what real leadership is vis a vis a Spaz who thinks he&#39;s a leader. Simply Press Play!&#xA;&#xA;https://youtu.be/PFmKo_7PzIo?si=rs8rwJT6KEpd0nQN</description><pubDate>24 Apr 2026 14:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkapwabagk2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/captainelertis.bsky.social/post/3mk73xpqaok2w</link><description>My fellow Canadian brothers and sisters will definitely appreciate this meme. Tim Horton rolled it out abd and just at the perfect time.</description><pubDate>23 Apr 2026 22:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:okjm23cjbb5bufavzixhwvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk73xpqaok2w</guid></item></channel></rss>