@intoxicat2.bsky.social - Toxi

04 Sep 2026 18:39 +0000

turns you into a book, writes a new chapter where you give in to your gluttony and become a barely-mobile lazy lardass, and turns you back to see the new you

04 Sep 2026 04:18 +0000

me to you after turning you into an alligator tail: you're looking very scute today

04 Sep 2026 01:38 +0000

i’m actually like 900 lbs, if you see me as a slightly chubby white wolf then i already hypnotized you and you’re probably not as thin as you think you are too

03 Sep 2026 13:51 +0000

no better way to celebrate skunktember than with a skunk tail potion, except oops that's a potion to turn into a tail, not grow one we'll just stick you on one of your friends and you two can celebrate this month together

02 Sep 2026 06:13 +0000

all your friends got uploaded into hot wolf and hawk battle-robot bodies, it’s so unfair you got the big, rotund, and lame looking liquid storage hippo-bot body with the dumb sounding voice module

01 Sep 2026 20:17 +0000

regarding the lrts: this band is going to get fat as heck <3

01 Sep 2026 20:08 +0000

🌊✨A.J., the super-cool soprano of The Beached Boys✨🌊 They're calling him the chillest bird in the music business, and he's not even a penguin! A.J. is famous for his uncaring demeanor, upbeat attitude, and love to party. Some rumors suggest he might care about his image a bit more than he lets on. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

31 Aug 2026 02:48 +0000

toxidile -> 🐊

30 Aug 2026 21:53 +0000

funhouse mirror that makes you look absurdly fat (it's not very believable, it's just a warped mirror) you press the "swap" button next to it, but nothing seems different, it's still a funhouse mirror that makes your blubbery body look lean you figure it's broken as you waddle your fat butt away

28 Aug 2026 21:52 +0000

still obsessed with fat crocs and gators in case you were curious

27 Aug 2026 18:39 +0000

going to the dentist for a filling and getting the laughing gas, then waddling out a big puffy overinflated perma-laughing hyena balloon with very nice and shiny teeth decals

25 Aug 2026 03:25 +0000

sorry i won’t eat anywhere that isn’t a buffet, three-course meals just feel like light snacks nowadays

21 Aug 2026 17:39 +0000

your friend from toontown is looking a lot more 3D, a lot more realistic, and a lot more smug than you remember and you look at yourself in the mirror and you look so flat, so exaggerated, and so low-detail why does it cut to commercial every time you try to ask them about it?

20 Aug 2026 23:41 +0000

rawrrr

19 Aug 2026 20:57 +0000

you can always start your diet tomorrow, so just keep enjoying those caloriebomb burgers, shakes, and fries today

19 Aug 2026 17:31 +0000

can you believe you used to fit through doorways without my help pushing your fat doughy ass through? i can barely imagine it anymore!

18 Aug 2026 17:05 +0000

i know the big fat oaf comic relief is an overused archetype but test audiences all agreed you would be funnier as a big stupid gluttonous alligator

18 Aug 2026 05:14 +0000

i think you should be a deity level dragon with nearly limitless power except when it comes to containing your waistline

17 Aug 2026 04:57 +0000

i don't know what to tell you, you failed every single saving throw to turn back from polymorph, you're literally just a cow forever, i didn't write the rules, grasspuppy, don't moo at me about it

15 Aug 2026 05:44 +0000

your fat jowls really wobble when you’re chugging heavy cream

14 Aug 2026 00:27 +0000

dragon that normally shapeshifts into a visage humanoid form but they're waaay too fat to compress all of that now

13 Aug 2026 05:59 +0000

huh? me? a fat dragon suddenly? pssh don’t be silly i would never be a dragon, i’ve always been a plump wyvern!

11 Aug 2026 19:29 +0000

chefs and cooks from rival kingdoms making the tastiest, most fattening food for their royalty because plumper princes and princesses is proof they're winning the culinary culture war