He slash they because I’ll never be him… 🔞 26 He/They Doing stream stuff at twitch.tv/sprisk_https://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mj6dh2afg22cThey’re putting me in the super sucker cum jetting machine tomorrow10 Apr 2026 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj6dh2afg22chttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mj5toeuei22pThe working class won me back when I was at the wholesaler and they slid a cottage cheese container out, and opened it and it was washed out and empty, filled with grapes And they said “grape?”10 Apr 2026 17:24 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj5toeuei22phttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mj5ro3w3y22yI am a friend to the working class, until you block my car door in the parking lot to talk to someone in their car You’ve gotta move, bro10 Apr 2026 16:48 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj5ro3w3y22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mj4hvmakd22cWhy are so many people 20-23 Grow up10 Apr 2026 04:21 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj4hvmakd22chttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mj4htchgns2pBuying buzz balls for any reason in any location is how you get the cashier to look at you like this10 Apr 2026 04:20 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj4htchgns2phttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mj43t33hrc2gGirl in high school YEARS ago shared her açaí chocolate with me and made undertale references Probably my greatest fumble, not keeping in touch…10 Apr 2026 00:45 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj43t33hrc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mj3lt37yi225Dragon fried this rice09 Apr 2026 19:58 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj3lt37yi225https://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mj37kesjtc2tYoutube has been bugging out so much recently Blighted with 4 minute long ads, and the option to skip them never pops up So you close the app and it’s like “haha you cannot evade our ads that easily” And I have to watch another 2 ads09 Apr 2026 16:19 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj37kesjtc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mj22hoaqjc2i“Creechure maker” contraption It is a cardboard box, and if it is not being observed for even a second, a kobold will spawn inside of it The implications are dire09 Apr 2026 05:15 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj22hoaqjc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mizuasi7h22oYou’ve heard of leaving the vc without saying goodbye Are you ready for walking out of the room once people stop talking for 3 seconds or longer?09 Apr 2026 03:24 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mizuasi7h22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mixjat6oy22iUpon replaying I have to say, cyberpunk does “superspeed” really well I basically always do netrunner builds, or berserk builds, so it’s been fun doing a sandevistan focused run Favorite moment by far has been using it to just BLITZ through halls without getting detected :) 2 fast08 Apr 2026 05:02 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mixjat6oy22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3milrzfsrnc24ATTENTION You 🫵 can help this dragon-thing eat food today If you’re into that sort of thing https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/C7FPZWH7GXBVG03 Apr 2026 13:07 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3milrzfsrnc24https://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3miwkwocf2s2qWho orders a 98in tall screen for a door? Our TALLEST door is 88in Did they just free-ball the measurements… I’m going insane AND NONE ARE LABELED ALL THESE DOORS ARE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT I’M CRAZY07 Apr 2026 19:59 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwkwocf2s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mirtvumwek2qThis Easter remeber That if I flex really hard My ears stand up straight And I’m bunny mode05 Apr 2026 22:56 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirtvumwek2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3miqffdcg2c26I’m kind of a freedom rider I kinda don’t care if the whole world looks05 Apr 2026 09:04 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3miqffdcg2c26https://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3miozegc4ak2vAnyone who wants to like, help out again Make me freaking fat That’s cool :) I’m very grateful [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Apr 2026 19:56 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3miozegc4ak2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mim5velrgs2lJust realized I have played cyberpunk 2077 many times Over 700 hours surely And I’ve had clouds off the entire time THAT’S why the environment has always felt so arid… no damn clouds03 Apr 2026 16:39 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mim5velrgs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3milrzfsrnc24ATTENTION You 🫵 can help this dragon-thing eat food today If you’re into that sort of thing https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/C7FPZWH7GXBVG03 Apr 2026 13:07 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3milrzfsrnc24https://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mikxlr2qns23Every day I go to bed and think “Can’t wait to eat my weight in sandwich tomorrow”03 Apr 2026 05:14 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mikxlr2qns23https://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3miimzzija22nMa'am you can't sit there... MA'AM... The tomfoolery continues.02 Apr 2026 07:00 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3miimzzija22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3miimzzija22nMa'am you can't sit there... MA'AM... The tomfoolery continues.02 Apr 2026 07:00 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3miimzzija22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mii5woouds2yWhat the scallop...02 Apr 2026 02:29 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mii5woouds2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mihwj6ycos2oI think we should make April fools about being really funny instead of lying for no reason “Lying is funny” How about I kill you02 Apr 2026 00:16 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mihwj6ycos2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mihudrrgbk2tPromise the furries I associate with that the next render thing I do will have a furry in it01 Apr 2026 23:38 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mihudrrgbk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mihu2tohc223Orson Welles should not have been allowed to narrate/direct the War of the Worlds radio drama Because HG Wells wrote the novel and that’s too many Well(e)s’01 Apr 2026 23:33 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mihu2tohc223https://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mifuctuvmk2iMore messing around with the Scrag collection of models because they're peam. Would like to redo the first shot maybe, but oh well. Enjoy the goonery.01 Apr 2026 04:32 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mifuctuvmk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mifuctuvmk2iMore messing around with the Scrag collection of models because they're peam. Would like to redo the first shot maybe, but oh well. Enjoy the goonery.01 Apr 2026 04:32 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mifuctuvmk2i