He slash they because I’ll never be him… 🔞 26 Doing stream stuff at twitch.tv/sprisk_https://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mlzbmzxzg22oSomething pretty hot about being bound by big chains and muzzled and kept in a max security underground facility and monitored 24 hours a day17 May 2026 02:06 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzbmzxzg22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mlz4uosues2tSome of you are jacked and smart and funny and friendly and nice and cool and it pisses me off But I really want to be your friend17 May 2026 00:41 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlz4uosues2thttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mlyr7rt6k22dSaw myself on my front door cam Decided I’m gonna take bulk more seriously I’m buying all the peanut butter, oats, bananas, fruit juices I’m gonna DRINK more calories than I would normally eat in a day Bigger boy16 May 2026 21:13 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyr7rt6k22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mlykf5l4gk2sI don’t remember what possessed me to jump from cybersec back into software But I’m bugged daily by the choice I made constantly16 May 2026 19:10 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlykf5l4gk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mlvxadez7k2qI need to do more balance/flexibility training Sometimes when I’m standing still I start to fall over15 May 2026 18:22 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvxadez7k2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mlvwa5pbmc2fAt home trying to flip the remote and catch it without fumbling15 May 2026 18:04 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvwa5pbmc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mluj4wmn2c2uLooking back over the shoulder with eyes half-closed is the hottest look you can have15 May 2026 04:37 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mluj4wmn2c2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mlr73t7gos2bHey can anyone tell me Why core-focused workouts hurt so much more than all of the other exercises? Is it my hernia? what’s the flipping freak13 May 2026 21:00 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlr73t7gos2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mlqvepvs6c2s*swallow* *tingle* “Nonononono don’t do this to me nonono”13 May 2026 18:06 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqvepvs6c2shttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mlp47micfc23Is a man not entitled to the sperm of his balls Welcome, to Fapture13 May 2026 01:03 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlp47micfc23https://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mloyd72i2s2kEvery time I’m doing skullcrushers and counting aloud when I get to 6…7… I laugh a little and one day I’ll drop the weight on my head and die instantly12 May 2026 23:53 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mloyd72i2s2khttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mlohxjjtuk2qMacro sheep, that doesn’t need a shepherd He has swallowed wolves before In self defense, apparently12 May 2026 19:00 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlohxjjtuk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mlmw2p3zwc2nCan you do diet Pilk or is the sugar part of it12 May 2026 04:07 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmw2p3zwc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mllwrfebrs27Nothing makes me more stressed out than seeing Questions: 42 Time allotted: 120 minutes Almost 3 minutes per question??? What the fuck11 May 2026 18:47 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllwrfebrs27https://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mlk6kped5s23Don’t cry because it’s over Cry because it’s about to happen again11 May 2026 02:01 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlk6kped5s23https://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mljnjcxp7c2aMy 3 kobolds Shadrach Meshach Abednego I like to throw them into open flames (they are fireproof)10 May 2026 20:56 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljnjcxp7c2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mlhxmil3n22fI go between saying I’m a dragon or kobold whenever it’s convenient to be one over the other. But I like giving the occasional reminder that CANONICALLY Sprisk is both :) And if I’m ever so lucky to have a fursuit someday, it’s gotta have the right blend of vibes…10 May 2026 04:52 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlhxmil3n22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mleburhgzk2rThe “Fair Size Act” which required all micros be supplied with a size altering device to ward off large threats has backfired massively, due to the poorly outlined definition of a “valid threat to someone of small stature” The power dynamic has flipped entirely08 May 2026 17:45 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mleburhgzk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mle7gn5rhc27Labor is a really weird thing Because if you eliminate the physical toll it takes, there’s a huge amount of people who would engage with it for fun People love repetitive tasks, and incremental progress They just don’t like getting melanoma after being in the corn field all day08 May 2026 17:01 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mle7gn5rhc27https://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mle4xfi4as2bballs, my08 May 2026 16:17 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mle4xfi4as2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mlcatmbpck2iVoices of the Void is a game where I play it and I’m like “I’m so stressed I don’t have time for anything I’m constantly on the back foot I’m starving and the ATV needs a new battery oh my god now coordinate towers are down UGH” Then the next day “Kinda wanna play some VotV”07 May 2026 22:21 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcatmbpck2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mlbzo5dqcs2vPost for an audience of one But also sometimes, make a post about how fat and heavy your ass is07 May 2026 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbzo5dqcs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mlbzhjtlb22uYou dont have the new state of the art bio-diesel they’ve been rolling out? Too new for our pumps. You’ve gotta go to the city for that. That’s a problem. The LED lights up when my fuel is low. Neat tech, isn’t it? Too bad it’s no good if I can’t get the hydrocarbons I’m looking for.07 May 2026 20:09 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbzhjtlb22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3mla2a6zd4k2bI love size stuff with the classics, potions and ray guns But I also really like more strange ones “Oh you opened some cursed box, now everyone in a 5 mile radius has had their size and location changed”07 May 2026 01:17 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3mla2a6zd4k2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3ml5wj5kk6s2fHELP I ACTUALLY SHRUNK IM IN YOUR ROOM “Oh right. Totally.~” NO I MEAN IT IM NOT ROLEPLAYING HELP ME “Oh I’ll help, just as soon as I take these socks off, and these pants.~” YOUR SOCK ALMOST CRUSHED ME PLEASE IM SERIOUS “Wow you’re really in a mood huh?” (And then they got squished)06 May 2026 05:05 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5wj5kk6s2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3ml57rknb4c2pReminding you about this Baxter fella The sort of nerd who lets shrunken subjects escape confinement, find a way to grow back, all to reveal they’ve just escaped being nano sized in a micro lab And they’re still very much contained. 🎨 @/bigandbowtied.bsky.social05 May 2026 22:18 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml57rknb4c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3ml532qvjk22aNeed more size labs that aren’t JUST shrunken people That’s great, but how about some shrunken cars Shrunken land masses Shrunken household objects Shrunken houses05 May 2026 20:54 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml532qvjk22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/sprisky.bsky.social/post/3ml3eu6wsys2bI cannot stand living with people sometimes Why is your ass always in the kitchen from 9pm to 2am? I just want water without a conversation with someone 4 drinks deep, go anywhere else05 May 2026 04:44 +0000at://did:plc:ontocjg6cexutamcec7eo7uh/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml3eu6wsys2b