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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Got way more liberal as I got older 🤷‍♂️ | Bank fraud investigator | Through Lamar all things are possible, so jot that down | Looking for a cabinet position in the Birdland government | Will occasionally RageSkeet sporting events I’m watching</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social</link><title>@cretinatsparta.bsky.social - Cretin at Sparta</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llfdyz3rhs2p</link><description>O!</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 22:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llfdyz3rhs2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llfd2ebcbs2p</link><description>These fans sure do love their Boo Jays.</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 22:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llfd2ebcbs2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llfckijmis2p</link><description>I love Westburg.  I really think he’s going to be special.</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 22:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llfckijmis2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llfcgtoeas2p</link><description>Adley absolutely crushed that ball.</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 22:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llfcgtoeas2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llfbuyjgwc2p</link><description>Seranthony Dominguez just teasing everybody.</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 21:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llfbuyjgwc2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llfb5u3dyc2p</link><description>CEDRIC MULLINS CANNOT BE STOPPED.</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 21:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llfb5u3dyc2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llfakauw3c2u</link><description>Ben McDonald talking hockey.  We’re so back.</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 21:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llfakauw3c2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llf756gmnk2u</link><description>Eflin at 64 pitches through five is fantastic.</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 21:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llf756gmnk2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llf63kepv22b</link><description>I knew it couldn’t last, but I was hopeful damnit!</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 20:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llf63kepv22b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llf5xnugss2b</link><description>A vast, vast majority of us have never sniffed professional baseball…but we’ve all take a swing like Vlad Jr. there and had the same reaction.</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 20:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llf5xnugss2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llf5jfixc22b</link><description>Mountcastle must have touched everybody’s bats pre-game.</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 20:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llf5jfixc22b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llf5g6d62s2b</link><description>O’s bats = 🔥🔥🔥</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 20:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llf5g6d62s2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llf4vputzs2b</link><description>Tyler O’(pening Day)Neill</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 20:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llf4vputzs2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llf4nndixk2b</link><description>Adley 2/2, START THE .400 WATCH.</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 20:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llf4nndixk2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llf4io5wt22b</link><description>MOOOOOOOOOOOO, bitches!</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 20:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llf4io5wt22b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llf4bxsdyc2b</link><description>Have you ever seen Zach Eflin and Cy Young in the same room at the same time?  I rest my case.</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 20:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llf4bxsdyc2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llf3vtscj22b</link><description>Berrios completely missed his spot but still painted the inside corner.</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 20:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llf3vtscj22b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llf3o2um622b</link><description>Great throw and tag there on Ced.  Nothing you can do about that.  I like the aggressiveness.</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 20:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llf3o2um622b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llf3la7n4c2b</link><description>Looks like a line-drive in the scorebook, Ced.</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 19:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llf3la7n4c2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llf3isv7hs2b</link><description>Come on Canada, you know you can’t stop the Mountie.</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 19:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llf3isv7hs2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llf35lwdfc2b</link><description>SAHN-TAHN-DARE&#xA;&#xA;🥲</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 19:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llf35lwdfc2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llf2yoqkbc2b</link><description>Nasty sweeper by Eflin there.</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 19:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llf2yoqkbc2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llf2ptb63k2b</link><description>RUTSCHBOMB</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 19:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llf2ptb63k2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3llf2gr5iws2b</link><description>Baseball is back inject this shit into my VEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNS!</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2025 19:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llf2gr5iws2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3lg4z5igkpc2k</link><description>RASHOD FUCKING BATEMAN #Ravens</description><pubDate>19 Jan 2025 23:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg4z5igkpc2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3lg4yywew2s2k</link><description>Early drops in playoff games, I feel like I’ve seen this before. 🥶 #Ravens</description><pubDate>19 Jan 2025 23:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg4yywew2s2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3lg4yrgyhcc2k</link><description>Welp, I’m terrified of this game.  LFG RAVENS!!! #NFL</description><pubDate>19 Jan 2025 23:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg4yrgyhcc2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3lg2hs3jjg225</link><description>On that “”””””Unnecessary Roughness””””” call, the Texans defenders hit each other and KC got 15 yards out of it.  But it’s not rigged. 😉 #NFL</description><pubDate>18 Jan 2025 23:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg2hs3jjg225</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3lg2ckbgul225</link><description>Surprised there wasn’t a flag for touching Mahomes there. #NFL</description><pubDate>18 Jan 2025 21:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg2ckbgul225</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/cretinatsparta.bsky.social/post/3lg2cjcr5js25</link><description>Worthy begging for a flag.  Chiefs are such bitches. #NFL</description><pubDate>18 Jan 2025 21:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:oooczos4pf5uurmbfkprx7cb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg2cjcr5js25</guid></item></channel></rss>