EVERYBUDDY'S FAVORITE SPAMTON G. SPAMTON main: @halberdly.bsky.social PROFESSIONAL NOUNS: HE/THEYhttps://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3mizqszusbc2uNEVERMIND I AM STILL [extreme inactivity] [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Apr 2026 02:23 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mizqszusbc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3mifidcsnls25I FOUND A NEW HOME FOR ME AND [The Boys]01 Apr 2026 00:57 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mifidcsnls25https://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3mievgeualc2vBIG SHOT IS BACK IN TOWN31 Mar 2026 19:19 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mievgeualc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3miev3sxpm22vSOME DOG TURNED ME INTO A [Marketable Plushie] AND NOW A GIANT CREATURE HAS BEGUN TORTURING ME HAEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHE [please help me]31 Mar 2026 19:13 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3miev3sxpm22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3m22k4pio2s2iNOW IS YOUR [[BIG]] CHANCE TO BE A [[SHOT]]30 Sep 2025 12:37 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3m22k4pio2s2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3ls5t7nhy522nTENNA [$#&@]ING SPRAYED ME I'M NO [Tony Fox] DON'T COVER ME IN FOAM22 Jun 2025 00:37 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls5t7nhy522nhttps://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3ls5s6uc6sk2nTHAT [$#@&!] DIDN'T RECOGNIZE ME22 Jun 2025 00:18 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls5s6uc6sk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3lrzbmsawec2nCOMPUTER.20 Jun 2025 05:11 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrzbmsawec2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3lp6d5mwjkc2p[Cartoon Network] CAN KISS MY [Beautiful Head] https://youtube.com/shorts/v5R_lhDkAXI?si=AS0siPk86YahCeY415 May 2025 01:06 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp6d5mwjkc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3lp2jzl76ic2xTHEY PUT ME IN [Beta Ice Temple]13 May 2025 12:59 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp2jzl76ic2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3lnj42y3jwk2rHAEHAEHAEHAHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAEHAHEHAHEHEHAHEEAHAHAHAHHAEHAHHAHEHWHAHRHAHEHHAHEAHWEHAEHEHAEHAHEAE NO ONE LIVES23 Apr 2025 21:08 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnj42y3jwk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3lniie4m5hk2yJUST DELETED A BUNCH OF OLD POSTS BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T FIT THE THEME OF THE [[BIG SHOT!!]] AND ACCIDENTALLY [Killed] A COUPLE EARLY SPAMTON G. SPAMTON REPLIES [$#&!]23 Apr 2025 15:16 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lniie4m5hk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3lnii3zbfvc2yNEW NEW NEW NEW [file.pro] PICTURE23 Apr 2025 15:11 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnii3zbfvc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3lnihcbksck2yI CAN CONFIRM I SAID THIS [Real] [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Apr 2025 14:57 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnihcbksck2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3ln4rynyhl22aTHE POWER OF [Neo] KNOWS NO BOUNDS18 Apr 2025 23:36 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln4rynyhl22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3ln4rtqfrec2aALL SHALL [Fall.] BEFORE THE HAND OF THE [[BIG]]EST OF [[SHOT]]S https://youtu.be/W-sd0FoRdA4?si=l3kvXlKTxDx7CUDL18 Apr 2025 23:33 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln4rtqfrec2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3ln4rqpimzs2aI'M SO [$#@&]ING READY FOR WHAT?? I DON'T [No]18 Apr 2025 23:32 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln4rqpimzs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3lmpwb3fny223HOLY [Cungadero] I'M ALREADY AT 42 FOLLOWERS? NOW I CAN FINALLY GAIN THE ANSWER TO [[REPORTING LIVE]] [Welcome, to the multiverse] AND [Anything And Everything All Of The Time]13 Apr 2025 20:48 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmpwb3fny223https://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3lmkjfggkrk2yALL OF MY POSTS ARE COMPLETELY THOUGHT OUT AND NOT MADE ON THE [Spot] AND ALWAYS ARE GOOD POSTS11 Apr 2025 17:14 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmkjfggkrk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3lmkjd4yza22y[Burning] TAKE: SPAMTON X. SPAMTON IS ONE OF THE WORST SPAMTONS I HAVE EVER HAD THE [Displeasure] OF ACKNOWLEDGING THE EXISTENCE OF11 Apr 2025 17:13 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmkjd4yza22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3lmkiwukj5s2yTESLA?? EVEN NOW, I CAN STILL MAKE A BETTER LOOKING [Cungadero] THAN THOSE [$#@&?£!] PIECES OF [Pipis.]11 Apr 2025 17:06 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmkiwukj5s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3lmkhhmeios2yI PROBABLY SHOULD'VE USED A DIFFERENT ACCOUNT THIS ONE IS FULL OF [Existing Posts]11 Apr 2025 16:40 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmkhhmeios2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3lmjupcikjs2fPOKE TRANSPHOBES WITH [[HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT]] METAL RODS11 Apr 2025 11:04 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmjupcikjs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/halbigshot.bsky.social/post/3ll6d2nhtnn2bh25 Mar 2025 03:24 +0000at://did:plc:opdtti6ytxrtaroahqk3uctd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll6d2nhtnn2b