i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006 if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4https://bsky.app/profile/amutepiggy.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/amutepiggy.bsky.social/post/3mlzo4awqyc2wi thought of the skeet "slurpee? no thanks. i'll take slururine" and when i checked to see if i'd already posted it i found this [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 May 2026 05:50 +0000at://did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzo4awqyc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/amutepiggy.bsky.social/post/3lzz7mpy6o223lurking by the slurpee machine at the nearby 7-Eleven and announcing "this guy loves to gargle that freeze juice!" at the most homophobic looking men i see29 Sep 2025 23:57 +0000at://did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzz7mpy6o223https://bsky.app/profile/amutepiggy.bsky.social/post/3mlzmuiqne22wextremely fascinated by the emo teen, with a wolf haircut and fiona apple tank top, sullenly skating around the pasadena ice rink17 May 2026 05:27 +0000at://did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzmuiqne22whttps://bsky.app/profile/amutepiggy.bsky.social/post/3mlzdsehoss2amaking the dallas cowboys play football with their dicks out to ensure they adhere to my rigid gender expectations17 May 2026 02:45 +0000at://did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzdsehoss2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/amutepiggy.bsky.social/post/3mlz3xx7gnc2l(hasnt thought about balatro in months, but may have seen a balatro post but isnt sure because have never played balatro) ball ass tro17 May 2026 00:25 +0000at://did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlz3xx7gnc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/amutepiggy.bsky.social/post/3mlz3venwd22ltwo goals in under two minutes, folks! these teams may be back on their bullshit (complimentary) [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 May 2026 00:24 +0000at://did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlz3venwd22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/amutepiggy.bsky.social/post/3mlykdb26yc2rtables turning 360 degrees i guess16 May 2026 19:09 +0000at://did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlykdb26yc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/amutepiggy.bsky.social/post/3mlykah6gl22rgetting high before you exercise? that's a Snoop Jogg16 May 2026 19:08 +0000at://did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlykah6gl22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/amutepiggy.bsky.social/post/3mly6fumvp22ri sent this photo on my family text thread and they were like "is this AI? I think so. Nobody has a neck like that."16 May 2026 15:36 +0000at://did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mly6fumvp22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/amutepiggy.bsky.social/post/3mlwxbg5bms25i have turned the tables16 May 2026 03:56 +0000at://did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwxbg5bms25