i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006 if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4https://bsky.app/profile/amutepiggy.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/amutepiggy.bsky.social/post/3mqxxel3lis2zpeople think the pinnacle of human innovation is shit like "space travel" and "the wheel" when actually it's this:19 Jul 2026 04:36 +0000at://did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxxel3lis2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/amutepiggy.bsky.social/post/3mqxo6es76c22working on a theory19 Jul 2026 01:51 +0000at://did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxo6es76c22https://bsky.app/profile/amutepiggy.bsky.social/post/3mqxnycoeu222do you think a friendzone tastes as good as a calzone19 Jul 2026 01:48 +0000at://did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxnycoeu222https://bsky.app/profile/amutepiggy.bsky.social/post/3mqxeti4ipc2jabsurd game18 Jul 2026 23:04 +0000at://did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxeti4ipc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/amutepiggy.bsky.social/post/3mqwwsmage226im not deranged im demelee18 Jul 2026 18:53 +0000at://did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqwwsmage226https://bsky.app/profile/amutepiggy.bsky.social/post/3mqws2xms6k26"the never ending pasta pass requires id, but not VOTING?!" is stupid for many reasons, but importantly: it touches the same parts of the brain that make people think stupid shit like "we should run the government like a business"18 Jul 2026 17:28 +0000at://did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqws2xms6k26https://bsky.app/profile/amutepiggy.bsky.social/post/3mqvgldh3yc26younger child has taken one of those donut pillows - the sort of thing you sit on because your ass is injured - put it around her neck , and is referring to herself as "Saturn"18 Jul 2026 04:30 +0000at://did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqvgldh3yc26