He/They 30 Wisconsin, USA Leftist shitposter who shares memes, talks plants, & butt-chugs Monster Energy™ to purify the pineal-gland. Instagram @vanillachigchampa TikTok @chigchampa Reddit u/penguinheadnoah Twitter @PlantSlug Mastodon @vanillachigchampahttps://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3mtxhazr2js2sthis pic is from the other night when I posted a different angle. the Brugmansia now has double the flowers. I'm sleeping with the window open & I can smell it from the other side of my house26 Aug 2026 04:03 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxhazr2js2shttps://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3mtxgwe567s2sI think I might be in the Pink Cloud phase of recovery because I've been talking like I'm on Adderall & am getting some energy back, but the depression is still a brick to the teeth. if this is my brain's overproduction of dopamine, the Wall phase is gonna suck something fierce26 Aug 2026 03:57 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxgwe567s2shttps://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3mtxgqhovhs2sboomer at my addiction recovery group watches two TVs at a time (Sunday was NCIS & Avatar 2) to clear his head. subway surfers ass strat actually sounds like a solid coping skill for ruminating thoughts26 Aug 2026 03:54 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxgqhovhs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3mtutgvnp222pit is hard not to ruminate when it feels like depression has been a peer by my side longer than anyone else. it never moves out, moves away, or moves on. I can always count on it to be there with me, even if it is gnawing at my flesh. shoo it away, shoo it away, but please don't go25 Aug 2026 03:03 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtutgvnp222phttps://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3mtusku4dzs2pI feel like I'm gonna have a mental breakdown. I want to punch a hole through a wall & have the building collapse on top of me, Looney Tunes style.25 Aug 2026 02:48 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtusku4dzs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3mtuozvnsuc2tso did Peter Thiel kill his boyfriend or are we supposed to empathize with him & ignore how atrocious he is, like how Zuckerberg is such a loser that everyone agrees he isn't human or that Elon Musk has a botched cock so we have to pretend that it was because of his autism?25 Aug 2026 01:44 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtuozvnsuc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3mtuo3p5qmk2twithout Adderall, putting shoes on feels like writing a 10 page essay on the Heart of Darkness. fuck you, Joseph Conrad! mayo monkeys wanted to do imperialism so they sailed a fucking river. the writer won't shut the fuck up about how the wind interacts with grass & then a snow roach gets speared25 Aug 2026 01:27 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtuo3p5qmk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3mtukzgzook25apparently I have to continue taking Naltrexone for a fucking YEAR before they'll take me off of it REEEE25 Aug 2026 00:33 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtukzgzook25https://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3mtukw3sdx225I've been drinking two Monsters a day. It's called "manifesting kidney stones" sweaty25 Aug 2026 00:31 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtukw3sdx225https://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3mtudt4sq5c2qshit thriving off my neglectful ass24 Aug 2026 22:24 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtudt4sq5c2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3mttwtxgwek27JD Vance touching the Palantir immediately drops it after his meme face appears24 Aug 2026 18:32 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mttwtxgwek27https://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3mttwrp7do227goonbait24 Aug 2026 18:30 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mttwrp7do227https://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3mttrcqmres27remember when Korn did dubstep? that probably fucked up an entire generation of kids who discovered them during that period24 Aug 2026 16:52 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mttrcqmres27https://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3mttr5rewxs27home depot lookin mf of a president24 Aug 2026 16:50 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mttr5rewxs27https://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3mtsgnksbc227I still feel hopeless, personally, & then I have to deal with the dumbest scum-fucks in the country on a dying planet. I didn't choose to be born but it is unthinkable to others to choose to stop existing. I want to have control of fucking anything. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Aug 2026 04:09 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtsgnksbc227https://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3mtsgbjctvc27I'm prescribed six medications that do fuck all, I think? Idk. my social anxiety in rehab is kinda gone, because I've been sharing very personal shit confidentially in my group of like 16 people, so THAT at least means something is working24 Aug 2026 04:02 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtsgbjctvc27https://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3mtsfvvu5uk27I'm losing my passion for everything & I don't have the energy24 Aug 2026 03:56 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtsfvvu5uk27https://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3mtsfskvqc227I finished my 4 weeks of rehab but am choosing to stay an extra week before graduating to half-days. in some ways, I feel better, but I just feel depressed & incredibly angry all the time. I do not want to be in my body nor brain, but now I'm committed to wallowing in it rather than escaping it.24 Aug 2026 03:54 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtsfskvqc227https://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3mtppyo2zrc2zpeople keep bringing desserts to share with my rehab group that I joined 4 weeks ago when I weighed 159LB. I was self conscious then because I used to weigh 135LB. now I'm 189LB & am never not hungry. this legitimately makes me feel awful. I have no energy, willpower, nor does my stomach feel full.23 Aug 2026 02:18 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtppyo2zrc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3msvzqj3ru224some of our favs will & have been impregnated12 Aug 2026 21:03 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvzqj3ru224https://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3msfbx2thws2yGeorge Lucas for absolutely no reason: That could bounty hunter everyone loves, Boba Fett? I blind guy bumps his jetpack & a sand vagina eats him. Also, he tried to use string to stop the top Jedi. String. You know that easily cut material - especially by the strongest cutting tool: a lightsaber.06 Aug 2026 05:15 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3msfbx2thws2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3msfbffjovc2yGeorge Lucas for absolutely no reason: Jedi are the good guys but they take illegal blood samples from children, abduct them, force them to leave their slave mother behind, & tell them not form attachments despite friendship solving literally every problem.06 Aug 2026 05:05 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3msfbffjovc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3msfbbftows2yGeorge Lucas for absolutely no reason: I'm calling the music genre "Jizz" and it has nothing to do with slave dancers or that thicc-ass Max Rebo06 Aug 2026 05:03 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3msfbbftows2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/vanillachigchampa.bsky.social/post/3msfb5oc2zc2yGeorge Lucas for absolutely no reason- The sexiest alien species are almost exclusively sex slaves. The Jedi ones wear revealing outfits & the males are either ugly or fat06 Aug 2026 05:01 +0000at://did:plc:oq5kxwbpyldvide33o3fu76v/app.bsky.feed.post/3msfb5oc2zc2y