Charity variety bi horror streamer over at Twitch.tv/bardintheyard @teamsidequest.bsky.social / Ambassador for @safeinourworld.bsky.social / Voice Actor / Host . Smooth jazz, chill vibes, and great conversations. Email: justbardyard@gmail.com https://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.social/post/3mv45qhrxvs24Hey @magic.wizards.com I have a few questions about this card. Why does the elephant have hands? Hands with 5 fingers but feet with 4 toes? And a head on a swivel and is very pregnant? Did you make this? Did you find this? Did they find you? Did you learn something new about yourself? Please share.09 Sep 2026 18:21 +0000at://did:plc:ormcio6imjtzcdeezwwrwqqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv45qhrxvs24https://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.social/post/3mpook7zmbc2j@durrymusic.bsky.social 🎶 I'm a vampire for your time. Everyday you waste while I suck you dry. 🎵02 Jul 2026 18:39 +0000at://did:plc:ormcio6imjtzcdeezwwrwqqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpook7zmbc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.social/post/3mjl3u4nu4k2vA clown in a storm drain: "But Georgie, my dear boy, you don't understand. I AM Pagliacci!" https://media.tenor.com/MjNG_DZXTY0AAAAC/penny-wise-it.gif?hh=291&ww=49815 Apr 2026 23:55 +0000at://did:plc:ormcio6imjtzcdeezwwrwqqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjl3u4nu4k2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.social/post/3mhlfw2cqb22y@deadmeatjames.bsky.social Chelsea can be on the Traitors! thetraitorsus.com https://thetraitorsus.com/21 Mar 2026 16:05 +0000at://did:plc:ormcio6imjtzcdeezwwrwqqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhlfw2cqb22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.social/post/3mgvliarcsk2dWe are live and starting a brand new series. Join us for Strange Days at Blake Holesy High aka Black Hole High. www.twitch.tv/bardintheyard https://media.tenor.com/J9rpYvzNSxcAAAAC/strange-days-at-blake-holsey-high-black-hole-high.gif?hh=382&ww=49812 Mar 2026 23:46 +0000at://did:plc:ormcio6imjtzcdeezwwrwqqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgvliarcsk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.social/post/3mge3jjw2y22wWe are live with the wonderful @lucanassu.bsky.social watching Bloody Axe Wound. Join us for a slasher coming of age story. twitch.tv/bardintheyard06 Mar 2026 00:45 +0000at://did:plc:ormcio6imjtzcdeezwwrwqqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mge3jjw2y22whttps://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.social/post/3mfsiadlq6c2iCome get insulted by little Pete. www.twitch.tv/bardintheyard https://media.tenor.com/H_YluoNxSMsAAAAC/adventures-of-pete-and-pete-lets-motor.gif?hh=300&ww=40027 Feb 2026 00:45 +0000at://did:plc:ormcio6imjtzcdeezwwrwqqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfsiadlq6c2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.social/post/3mfnh7pe2b226Live playing the demo for Toxic Commando with @foxcomedy.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/bardintheyard https://media.tenor.com/Vb5WCxks0LcAAAAC/john-carpenter%27s-toxic-commando-toxic-commando.gif?hh=281&ww=49825 Feb 2026 00:43 +0000at://did:plc:ormcio6imjtzcdeezwwrwqqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfnh7pe2b226https://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.social/post/3mfdfgiufzk2hWhat's gonna happen to Artie?! www.twitch.tv/bardintheyard https://media.tenor.com/MFlywk6_4GkAAAAC/artie-peteandpete.gif?hh=150&ww=20021 Feb 2026 00:44 +0000at://did:plc:ormcio6imjtzcdeezwwrwqqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfdfgiufzk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.social/post/3mfav5377m22jPetex2 for fun www.twitch.tv/bardintheyard https://media.tenor.com/Upf6LEzcQI8AAAAC/wow-no.gif?hh=360&ww=48020 Feb 2026 00:48 +0000at://did:plc:ormcio6imjtzcdeezwwrwqqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfav5377m22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.social/post/3meymxiz2fk2pNew show pitch: Love is Blind but for adult friendships. Name it "I'm Not Looking to Start a Family, I Just Own Too Many Boardgames I Can't Play" or "I Need More Friends to Watch Bad Movies With". https://media.tenor.com/_bq_cPgSKl4AAAAC/aunty-donna-mark-bonanno.gif?hh=280&ww=49816 Feb 2026 18:00 +0000at://did:plc:ormcio6imjtzcdeezwwrwqqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3meymxiz2fk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.social/post/3mepbpwu4x22rWe are live in the state of Side Burn. Join us for Pete X2. www.twitch.tv/bardintheyard https://media.tenor.com/yE6yxiv5y3EAAAAC/well-lets-see.gif?hh=373&ww=49813 Feb 2026 00:45 +0000at://did:plc:ormcio6imjtzcdeezwwrwqqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mepbpwu4x22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.social/post/3mekavhubkc2pLittle Pete is truly the best. Join us! www.twitch.tv/bardintheyard https://media.tenor.com/wSLUUM8zcicAAAAC/peteandpete-petunia.gif?hh=232&ww=35011 Feb 2026 00:47 +0000at://did:plc:ormcio6imjtzcdeezwwrwqqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mekavhubkc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.social/post/3mea6xnjqnc2iLittle Pete has the best insults. www.twitch.tv/bardintheyard https://media.tenor.com/DaciTuzrrkwAAAAC/pete-what.gif?hh=300&ww=40007 Feb 2026 00:46 +0000at://did:plc:ormcio6imjtzcdeezwwrwqqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mea6xnjqnc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.social/post/3mdynm6nfsk2aWe are live with more little Pete insults! Join us in the Yard. twitch.tv/bardintheyard https://media.tenor.com/Cq1Tiqorod0AAAAC/peteandpete-poke.gif?hh=360&ww=48804 Feb 2026 00:46 +0000at://did:plc:ormcio6imjtzcdeezwwrwqqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdynm6nfsk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.social/post/3mdolplzrts2dWe are back with even more Adventures with Pete and Pete! Join us! www.twitch.tv/bardintheyard https://media.tenor.com/rPCp99MOReoAAAAC/peteandpete-nickelodeon.gif?hh=372&ww=49831 Jan 2026 00:46 +0000at://did:plc:ormcio6imjtzcdeezwwrwqqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdolplzrts2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.social/post/3mdm3bcnhhk2tWe are live and starting The Adventures of Pete and Pete. Join us in the Yard! twitch.tv/bardintheyard https://media.tenor.com/2B3SE1neauQAAAAC/pete-pete-%26-pete.gif?hh=360&ww=48030 Jan 2026 00:46 +0000at://did:plc:ormcio6imjtzcdeezwwrwqqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdm3bcnhhk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.social/post/3md2i757dxc2yLive and hanging with the Creep. www.twitch.tv/bardintheyard https://media.tenor.com/zgOeII0JeY4AAAAC/creepshow-intro.gif?hh=498&ww=34823 Jan 2026 00:50 +0000at://did:plc:ormcio6imjtzcdeezwwrwqqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3md2i757dxc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.social/post/3mclfdx5vec2hWe are live reconciling our differences with TheMarquisDeSpace. Join us! twitch.tv/bardintheyard17 Jan 2026 00:49 +0000at://did:plc:ormcio6imjtzcdeezwwrwqqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mclfdx5vec2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.social/post/3mciup2dt322jLive celebrating a Bloody Birthday with @analogamber.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/bardintheyard16 Jan 2026 00:45 +0000at://did:plc:ormcio6imjtzcdeezwwrwqqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mciup2dt322jhttps://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.social/post/3mazjifird22mIf you see this post, share a smile. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Dec 2025 04:50 +0000at://did:plc:ormcio6imjtzcdeezwwrwqqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mazjifird22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.social/post/3m3fpmhaj3c2jThings I would love to see less from #horror movies in 2026: • The twist is it's a cult • Every character in the public domain needs a horror movie • Revealing the themes of the movie in a classroom • References to cuckoo birds • Origin stories • References to the axe scene in the Shining https://media.tenor.com/nEwAOpJ-wukAAAAC/celebration-heres-johnny.gif?hh=361&ww=49817 Oct 2025 16:40 +0000at://did:plc:ormcio6imjtzcdeezwwrwqqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3fpmhaj3c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/bardintheyard.bsky.social/post/3lyvgyap2mc2cWe've been watching a lot of fun stuff on stream and if you're looking for some fond memories of weird shows, join us in the Yard. Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays at 7pm CST. We finished Round the Twist, and we've started Big Wolf on Campus. twitch.tv/bardintheyard15 Sep 2025 18:33 +0000at://did:plc:ormcio6imjtzcdeezwwrwqqo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyvgyap2mc2c