Internet Culture, Sports, and Sarcasm...all my thing. Views are my own, just so we're clear. Agency vet.https://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.social/post/3m666c54x5k2jIt's so obvious that the spinsters haven't spoken to Trump yet between this press conference and his meeting with @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social21 Nov 2025 20:57 +0000at://did:plc:orvu7o7bblykfjwekhrjcox4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m666c54x5k2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.social/post/3m4u23rg5ds2rRespect to Sliwa. If he took that $10M buyout to drop out, this would have been a dead heat05 Nov 2025 02:50 +0000at://did:plc:orvu7o7bblykfjwekhrjcox4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4u23rg5ds2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.social/post/3m22m3j52a22pMorning's off to a great start30 Sep 2025 13:13 +0000at://did:plc:orvu7o7bblykfjwekhrjcox4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m22m3j52a22phttps://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.social/post/3lzuhxndddc2yI consider myself a big sports fan and will watch literally anything if it's the peak of its competition. All that said, I'm in my 40s and can confidently say I've never watched a single second of the Ryder Cup in my whole life.28 Sep 2025 02:43 +0000at://did:plc:orvu7o7bblykfjwekhrjcox4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzuhxndddc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.social/post/3lzhufye4ak2cThe Lions are just ABUSING the interior defensive line of the Ravens23 Sep 2025 02:21 +0000at://did:plc:orvu7o7bblykfjwekhrjcox4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzhufye4ak2chttps://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.social/post/3lzhqapkixs27An 18-play, 10:48 drive. @detroitlions.bsky.social23 Sep 2025 01:06 +0000at://did:plc:orvu7o7bblykfjwekhrjcox4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzhqapkixs27https://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.social/post/3lyj4ggy6lc2s10 Sep 2025 20:52 +0000at://did:plc:orvu7o7bblykfjwekhrjcox4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyj4ggy6lc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.social/post/3ly2l44sysc2iNaomi is fucking cooking right now #USOpen05 Sep 2025 02:05 +0000at://did:plc:orvu7o7bblykfjwekhrjcox4/app.bsky.feed.post/3ly2l44sysc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.social/post/3lxdfldowss2zWe're so close.26 Aug 2025 20:54 +0000at://did:plc:orvu7o7bblykfjwekhrjcox4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxdfldowss2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.social/post/3lwpwcihktk2cSuffering through the final minutes of preseason MNF purely to catch @richeisenshow.bsky.social host Sportscenter for the first time since I was in high school19 Aug 2025 03:01 +0000at://did:plc:orvu7o7bblykfjwekhrjcox4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwpwcihktk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.social/post/3luoces7tkc2fMatt Damon is coming off as kind of a moron on Millionaire right now24 Jul 2025 00:41 +0000at://did:plc:orvu7o7bblykfjwekhrjcox4/app.bsky.feed.post/3luoces7tkc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.social/post/3lukslebya22iPeople always lament when the last time they pick their kid up is gonna be, but I'm just looking forward to the last time I have to clear a "[daughter's name] went pee on the potty" daycare phone notification.22 Jul 2025 15:20 +0000at://did:plc:orvu7o7bblykfjwekhrjcox4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lukslebya22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.social/post/3lqvu2olpqk2mHaliburton QUICKLY becoming that dude06 Jun 2025 03:05 +0000at://did:plc:orvu7o7bblykfjwekhrjcox4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqvu2olpqk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.social/post/3lpzvuqe6ms2kMy parents came up to visit for the holiday weekend and my Mom's gallbladder decided it was the perfect time to get itself removed.26 May 2025 00:23 +0000at://did:plc:orvu7o7bblykfjwekhrjcox4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpzvuqe6ms2khttps://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.social/post/3lpi2gohmos2hI understand OKC is a good team, but I just don't understand how a championship-winning team can show up full strength and get dog-walked by 40+ in a Game 718 May 2025 21:57 +0000at://did:plc:orvu7o7bblykfjwekhrjcox4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpi2gohmos2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.social/post/3lpfyi3ahnk2dStill can't quite wrap my head around how #Andor got the line "He tried to rape me" into the Star Wars universe18 May 2025 02:16 +0000at://did:plc:orvu7o7bblykfjwekhrjcox4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpfyi3ahnk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.social/post/3lowwo5i3a227Maybe someone should have #LetEmKnow there was a game scheduled for tonight12 May 2025 02:34 +0000at://did:plc:orvu7o7bblykfjwekhrjcox4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lowwo5i3a227https://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.social/post/3looia35lxc2eChicago Pope communion08 May 2025 17:54 +0000at://did:plc:orvu7o7bblykfjwekhrjcox4/app.bsky.feed.post/3looia35lxc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.social/post/3loj74z6uok23Wow, all these cuts to the federal budget. I sure am expecting a massive relief on my tax bill coming up next year to reflect it. I wonder if that will happen for someone like me who makes less than $500k/year in my household.06 May 2025 15:28 +0000at://did:plc:orvu7o7bblykfjwekhrjcox4/app.bsky.feed.post/3loj74z6uok23https://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.social/post/3lnyrxytwtk2xPraying for Season 3 of Squid Game to do a 100 men v 1 Gorilla episode.30 Apr 2025 02:50 +0000at://did:plc:orvu7o7bblykfjwekhrjcox4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnyrxytwtk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.social/post/3lnqlm7dua22uThe Jalen Rose legacy lives on. @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social @pablo.show #NFLDraft26 Apr 2025 20:35 +0000at://did:plc:orvu7o7bblykfjwekhrjcox4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnqlm7dua22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.social/post/3lnfylofmyk2uCan't believe the G.O.A.T. Tom Brady made it into the new #Oblivion remaster @bethesdastudios.com22 Apr 2025 15:28 +0000at://did:plc:orvu7o7bblykfjwekhrjcox4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnfylofmyk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/pjoli.bsky.social/post/3lnbzziymhs2vLyra molting feathers throughout the match is objectively hilarious to me21 Apr 2025 01:43 +0000at://did:plc:orvu7o7bblykfjwekhrjcox4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnbzziymhs2v