I am a video games enjoyer, wife stan, & husky daddo. Lvl 38 (He/him, ADHD) Twitch Streamer on temporary hiatus. Links (VODS, Tiktok): https://lazypyro.carrd.co/ PFP: @datwondoude.bsky.social Cover: @moboolyedits.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3mvc5pknwj226You get this by beating Mcferrin Man, and his stage music is all made with improvisational vocals haha [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 03:37 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvc5pknwj226https://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3mv7m2ynhmk2g[being tortured] TORTURER: You can be water-boarded, or you can drink from a run-of-the-mill garden hose. ME: Get the hose. TORTURER: ... ME: ... [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 03:16 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv7m2ynhmk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3mv6hhf522c2pVII years since one of my favorite games released. "Sorrowful be the heart, Penitent One." [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Sep 2026 16:21 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6hhf522c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3mv3wivvbjs23I tell you hwhat, the doomerism "video games are cooked" into "OMG NINYENDO" on this app is enough to give you whiplash lol (Not directed at any 1 person, just the vibes) https://static.klipy.com/ii/d6b0ce929193df3c242ac34b5654d2ce/23/55/vfByGwKD.gif?hh=498&ww=451&mp4=x6HyrfSBylGu0lYlY&webm=3T3Z5YXUAolR09 Sep 2026 16:12 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3wivvbjs23https://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3muzf72dggc2zOk guys, i've never played Ocarina, so you're gonna have to play it and then let me know: does this REPLACE the original or is it different enough that they're basically 2 different experiences ala Resident Evil. Deal? Deal. (Like i'm getting a Switch 2 in the next 7 years lol)08 Sep 2026 15:57 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzf72dggc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3mux77sdm5c2q🔥 We're live with more Bloodborne! We're...at...🤔 passed One Reborn...idk the moon is high haha 🔥 Also doggy cam is on! www.twitch.tv/lazypyro1 https://www.twitch.tv/lazypyro107 Sep 2026 19:05 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mux77sdm5c2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3mux4ck5brs2mWell i've mowed, i've edged (the grass), and i've vacuumed. I think that deserves a Bloodborne stream! Gonna start about 3pm after i shower and get some lunch 🧡07 Sep 2026 18:12 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mux4ck5brs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3muubgloq2s2i1 draft down, 2 to go! Coffee, do your thing!06 Sep 2026 15:06 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3muubgloq2s2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3muu7r7r4zk2rHi i'm Josh, husband, doggy daddo, gamer, first of his name, king of the Andals. I really like the isolated horns from You Can Call Me Al by Paul Simon right before the 3rd verse. Please introduce yourself with a music moment. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 14:36 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3muu7r7r4zk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3muptyte7r22yI know most of my friends on here don't give a flying V, but... 🏈 IT'S FANTASY FOOTBALL DRAFT SEASON BABY!!! 🏈 https://static.klipy.com/ii/c3a19a0b747a76e98651f2b9a3cca5ff/4d/16/7DHfgpzE.gif?hh=280&ww=498&mp4=n5r5Ei90J4vh6H&webm=6U2e6d3jwYXE104 Sep 2026 20:55 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3muptyte7r22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3muppqdemgc2o"You talk most like someone from Virginia — about 57% of your answers match a typical resident." Even tho my most similar cities are: - Miami, FL (57%) - Charlotte, NC (55%) - Atlanta, GA (55%) Checks out tho, most of my family is from the NC to FL area [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 19:39 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3muppqdemgc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3mungelcqlk2vBring on the cheese! This looks so stupid fun 😄 (Also, the 2Pac remix is fire) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6sbm1OaJb803 Sep 2026 21:46 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mungelcqlk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3muneohrktk2aNew Weird Al song just dropped! (2 days ago...) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6ILiEuUvM003 Sep 2026 21:16 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3muneohrktk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3munccqxc3k2vAt what age is it ok to become a "Cane Guy"? Like not one used for medical purposes, but as like an accessory? I feel like 50 is right around there. Or maybe 45 if my hair greys a bit quicker haha03 Sep 2026 20:33 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3munccqxc3k2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3mums7taak22fPolitical jumpscare 🚫 but this MAY be the dumbest thing he's ever said optics-wise. You wanna piss off average joe griller? Take away their 3 day weekends. I know they'll still be on his side cause "hes only talking about made up holidays like Juneteenth!" (As if every holiday isn't made up 🙄)03 Sep 2026 15:45 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mums7taak22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3muhue5zhuk2mPlaying more Powerwasher Simulator VR - V today! Don't laugh at him cause he's different01 Sep 2026 16:40 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhue5zhuk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3muflngtkik2aBack when Blockbuster had it's Summer Game Pass (rent out 1 game at a time as many times as you want), i would ride my bike 3 miles both ways every 2-3 days to rent a new game, get a $5 footlong Subway sandwich next door, and sometimes get 3 donuts for $1 at Dunkin' [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Aug 2026 18:59 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3muflngtkik2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3mufjgfer422wThe happiest of birthdays to someone i would consider a dear friend that i've met thru Bsky. He is the nicest, most genuine guy with a heart for showcasing the "little guys" of gaming. Feliz cumpleaños mi amigo! 🥳🎉 [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Aug 2026 18:19 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mufjgfer422whttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3mudeourtss2fAnd those of us with ADHD and other neurodiversities that struggle with keeping in contact in general makes this even harder. One trick I learned: always make the next date to hangout WHILE you're hanging out. Barring setbacks or emergencies, you're 90% more likely to keep that date. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gHSMBMi-IdU30 Aug 2026 21:49 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mudeourtss2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3muad3kuycc2wRemember on Thursday when i said i was a bit under the weather. That was cute. https://static.klipy.com/ii/4493325008d34b7bf8cd6813cd5c1619/fe/e4/V2IMkUrRBWdvb.gif?hh=200&ww=300&mp4=6sJZ4qHdoEw2R&webm=VHkUCtViINZWykHuk29 Aug 2026 16:43 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3muad3kuycc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3mu3vvqqvqs26Tell the bus driver not to go over 40mph and dial 911. Bam.27 Aug 2026 22:36 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3vvqqvqs26https://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3mu3smzl6dc2qPhilosophers have wondered for millenia, but the science is in: egg is egg.27 Aug 2026 21:37 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3smzl6dc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3mu3sjwbskc2qI really liked Rogue One actually, i've been meaning to rewatch it!27 Aug 2026 21:36 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3sjwbskc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3mu3sg72buk2qOooo my favorite fictional character? I think i've gotta give it to CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow27 Aug 2026 21:34 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3sg72buk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3mu3iq42yxk2qMidday bump 😜 round 2 [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Aug 2026 18:40 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3iq42yxk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3mu3bdjkc4k2p“Be strong enough to be gentle.” That might be one of the most beautiful quotes I've ever heard. The Cullen brothers are both heroes in their own right. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Aug 2026 16:28 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3bdjkc4k2phttps://bsky.app/profile/lazypyro.bsky.social/post/3mu2zakhz6k2aBorn to be a night person, forced to be a morning person 😩27 Aug 2026 14:03 +0000at://did:plc:osnz2wkr3dkp3q4mli7jfojs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu2zakhz6k2a