I’m Holly Rowland/co-owner of TopatoCo/pretty good cook/your friendhttps://bsky.app/profile/heyfriend.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/heyfriend.bsky.social/post/3muq2fv3gs22sYou know how people say it’s ok to be bad at something you enjoy? Turns out I’m bad at making practical things and it’s ruining my life so those people can get fuuuuuuuuucked04 Sep 2026 22:50 +0000at://did:plc:ounjo3ww3d6ll2lu56eprtag/app.bsky.feed.post/3muq2fv3gs22shttps://bsky.app/profile/heyfriend.bsky.social/post/3mrr6dwk6gc2zA play in two acts29 Jul 2026 05:17 +0000at://did:plc:ounjo3ww3d6ll2lu56eprtag/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrr6dwk6gc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/heyfriend.bsky.social/post/3mr72fuihws2hI kept laughing to myself thinking about this stupid stupid idea so I made it to get it out of my system22 Jul 2026 00:19 +0000at://did:plc:ounjo3ww3d6ll2lu56eprtag/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr72fuihws2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/heyfriend.bsky.social/post/3mr72fuihws2hI kept laughing to myself thinking about this stupid stupid idea so I made it to get it out of my system22 Jul 2026 00:19 +0000at://did:plc:ounjo3ww3d6ll2lu56eprtag/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr72fuihws2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/heyfriend.bsky.social/post/3mr5gemdmkk2hI too, have a Large Lot of Ass21 Jul 2026 08:48 +0000at://did:plc:ounjo3ww3d6ll2lu56eprtag/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr5gemdmkk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/heyfriend.bsky.social/post/3mn7wri3nkc27Back of the napkin math says I ate 26372 of these between 1986 and 1993 [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Jun 2026 11:06 +0000at://did:plc:ounjo3ww3d6ll2lu56eprtag/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn7wri3nkc27https://bsky.app/profile/heyfriend.bsky.social/post/3mmurp7tbmk2sI hate Dunkin coffee it’s watered down battery acid [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 May 2026 00:36 +0000at://did:plc:ounjo3ww3d6ll2lu56eprtag/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmurp7tbmk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/heyfriend.bsky.social/post/3mkxp5rvcks2iGonna make a shirt that says, “Actually it’s just Pixies” so that I can easily clock annoying music guys03 May 2026 17:38 +0000at://did:plc:ounjo3ww3d6ll2lu56eprtag/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxp5rvcks2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/heyfriend.bsky.social/post/3mko53b2oak2s@brandonbird.bsky.social Brandon https://www.hottopic.com/s/hottopic/product/Zak-Bagans-Chair-Cardboard-Cutout/36151993.html29 Apr 2026 22:20 +0000at://did:plc:ounjo3ww3d6ll2lu56eprtag/app.bsky.feed.post/3mko53b2oak2shttps://bsky.app/profile/heyfriend.bsky.social/post/3mkbxv3qabc2wInto The Woods: A Summary Act One - Fuck around Act Two - Find out25 Apr 2026 02:15 +0000at://did:plc:ounjo3ww3d6ll2lu56eprtag/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkbxv3qabc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/heyfriend.bsky.social/post/3mh5bos356c23Idk what your fb marketplace algorithm is like but mine just served up a Victorian hair wreath soooooo16 Mar 2026 01:12 +0000at://did:plc:ounjo3ww3d6ll2lu56eprtag/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh5bos356c23https://bsky.app/profile/heyfriend.bsky.social/post/3mgwnlzdwes2bI know competitive cooking shows are fake but I cannot watch another dumbass be like, “I’m going to put my own special spin on a burger” then they put sriracha in the mayo and also the burger is somehow 8 inches tall. Oh wow bring James Beard back from the dead he’s gotta see this shit13 Mar 2026 09:57 +0000at://did:plc:ounjo3ww3d6ll2lu56eprtag/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgwnlzdwes2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/heyfriend.bsky.social/post/3mgsmvot23c2jCrossplay takes FUCK but it won’t take JORTS? Get your shit together, New York Times11 Mar 2026 19:33 +0000at://did:plc:ounjo3ww3d6ll2lu56eprtag/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgsmvot23c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/heyfriend.bsky.social/post/3mgqmnnhmmk2xThe cool thing about being bisexual is that some days you’re Beavis and some days you’re Butthead11 Mar 2026 00:24 +0000at://did:plc:ounjo3ww3d6ll2lu56eprtag/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgqmnnhmmk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/heyfriend.bsky.social/post/3m6b7ze5a222jI was like oh shit I’m 50 and benefits are a good idea and now I’m a department assistant for a municipality *Dreams by the Cranberries* [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Nov 2025 02:06 +0000at://did:plc:ounjo3ww3d6ll2lu56eprtag/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6b7ze5a222jhttps://bsky.app/profile/heyfriend.bsky.social/post/3m5ycjg4sxc2lDunking on Eric Adams is easy but @michaelhobbes.bsky.social saying, “Eric Adams seems like a Jeffrey Starr guy” is so fucking funny that I’m going to be thinking about it all day19 Nov 2025 12:57 +0000at://did:plc:ounjo3ww3d6ll2lu56eprtag/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5ycjg4sxc2l