jon https://www.patreon.com/c/SecretBase https://www.youtube.com/SecretBaseSBNhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mktetegx4c25right before the half the pistons inbounded a ball directly out of bounds on the opposite sideline. no one even tipped it or anything, the dude just airmailed it. i feel immensely privileged to have witnessed it02 May 2026 00:22 +0000at://did:plc:ovioxia6nlp5luphgf5ovg7p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktetegx4c25https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mktcttlphk2rfried rice, while delicious in theory, has never existed and cannot be made by human beings. it requires rice to be pre-made and refrigerated in advance and we as humans lack the capacity to plan that far ahead. in the future, computers may be able to help us do this01 May 2026 23:47 +0000at://did:plc:ovioxia6nlp5luphgf5ovg7p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktcttlphk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mksomrrjnk2xthe history of charging the mound, episode 2: MIKE SWEENEY vs. JEFF WEAVER now free to watch on youtube https://youtu.be/P1QFKRao1H4?si=SE5_WSl2Looz7gZ901 May 2026 17:45 +0000at://did:plc:ovioxia6nlp5luphgf5ovg7p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksomrrjnk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mkrdhbu3ik2pgot another episode of the history of charging the mound dropping on youtube tomorrow01 May 2026 04:52 +0000at://did:plc:ovioxia6nlp5luphgf5ovg7p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkrdhbu3ik2phttps://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mkqvsqg2g22a96-38 means the hawks could have 30 more points and still be absolutely getting their asses kicked01 May 2026 00:48 +0000at://did:plc:ovioxia6nlp5luphgf5ovg7p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqvsqg2g22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mkqvfww57s2ethose hoping to watch celtics-sixers can do so by visiting a participating bank of america atm machine. the resolution is pretty bad and it sucks that you have to stand there the whole time but it is a game 601 May 2026 00:41 +0000at://did:plc:ovioxia6nlp5luphgf5ovg7p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqvfww57s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mkqudph4i22athe atlanta hawks have now joined the "30-point club," having scored at least 30 points in a single game01 May 2026 00:22 +0000at://did:plc:ovioxia6nlp5luphgf5ovg7p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqudph4i22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mkqt5s3usc2eit will be interesting to see who will win01 May 2026 00:01 +0000at://did:plc:ovioxia6nlp5luphgf5ovg7p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqt5s3usc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mklwqspey22yi think that the white house ballroom is a waste of money29 Apr 2026 01:22 +0000at://did:plc:ovioxia6nlp5luphgf5ovg7p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklwqspey22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mkl6igwjn22pHow do you feel about Donald Trump's actions as president so far? [adjacent to an artful and flattering black-and-white sketch of me] Jon, 43, white "I no longer call it the Sun. I call it the Hot Moon. You cannot catch and eat the Hot Moon because it moves too fast because it is late for school."28 Apr 2026 18:08 +0000at://did:plc:ovioxia6nlp5luphgf5ovg7p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkl6igwjn22phttps://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mkl5hetp7k2eearlier i noticed that our pepper mill was almost out of peppercorns. we keep a whiteboard on the fridge to write our grocery lists, and i was about to write "peppercorns," but then i looked and saw we have almost a full extra container. so thankfully we're all set on peppercorns for quite a while28 Apr 2026 17:49 +0000at://did:plc:ovioxia6nlp5luphgf5ovg7p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkl5hetp7k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mkjerb2luk23i love the nba but it's not a sport. any physical competition held indoors is not a sport, it's "horsing around," a category that also includes hockey and many baseball and football games. nascar's place in this discussion is unknowable as no one is certain of whether being in a car counts as inside28 Apr 2026 00:55 +0000at://did:plc:ovioxia6nlp5luphgf5ovg7p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkjerb2luk23https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mkj6o3xyy22yi recommend mlb to anyone who’s a baseball fan. if you happen to be familiar with names like jair jurrjens or kevin seitzer, guess which league they played in? mlb. they have a league website and they’ve got brick and mortar stadiums all over the country you can see in person. it’s a legit operation27 Apr 2026 23:05 +0000at://did:plc:ovioxia6nlp5luphgf5ovg7p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkj6o3xyy22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mkghskrzv22iwent to the store26 Apr 2026 21:11 +0000at://did:plc:ovioxia6nlp5luphgf5ovg7p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkghskrzv22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mkel7c7u422d26 Apr 2026 03:06 +0000at://did:plc:ovioxia6nlp5luphgf5ovg7p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkel7c7u422dhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mkdvl4saf22emexican coke is a health drink because it contains real sugar. people should drink it instead of water25 Apr 2026 20:39 +0000at://did:plc:ovioxia6nlp5luphgf5ovg7p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdvl4saf22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mkdljoezbk2za friendly reminder for my colleagues in journalism wrong: "sneak peek" better: "sneak peak" preferred: "sneek peek" best: "snæk pæk"25 Apr 2026 17:40 +0000at://did:plc:ovioxia6nlp5luphgf5ovg7p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdljoezbk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mkb4bckscc25my series THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND is about the history of charging the mound. here's the first episode, now free to watch on youtube https://youtu.be/jZs5M-D2eNc?si=mma2aE_E2YLHHEqC24 Apr 2026 18:01 +0000at://did:plc:ovioxia6nlp5luphgf5ovg7p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkb4bckscc25https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mk7n64fcyc2cwe're gonna start publishing the first few episodes of The History of Charging the Mound on youtube over the next few weeks. first one drops tomorrow24 Apr 2026 03:58 +0000at://did:plc:ovioxia6nlp5luphgf5ovg7p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk7n64fcyc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3mk7bf5rvmc2nboth of the college football players have been drafted. the nfl draft is now over24 Apr 2026 00:27 +0000at://did:plc:ovioxia6nlp5luphgf5ovg7p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk7bf5rvmc2n