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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I enjoy poetry, long walks on the beach, and punching Varric.&#xA;&#xA;Written by @vesaldi.bsky.social</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/casspunchaghast.bsky.social</link><title>@casspunchaghast.bsky.social - Cassandra Pentaghast</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/casspunchaghast.bsky.social/post/3mvxswrafsk2d</link><description>😳😳😳😳😳😳&#xA;&#xA;True, however.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>20 Sep 2026 18:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ovoup3pqyphpwjwyvca22abu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvxswrafsk2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/casspunchaghast.bsky.social/post/3mbkradjy5k2q</link><description>You are not invited, Alistair.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>04 Jan 2026 01:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ovoup3pqyphpwjwyvca22abu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbkradjy5k2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/casspunchaghast.bsky.social/post/3m7rhc6zihs2a</link><description>Who shall we call an Exalted March upon today? Perhaps we should take a vote...&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>12 Dec 2025 06:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ovoup3pqyphpwjwyvca22abu/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7rhc6zihs2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/casspunchaghast.bsky.social/post/3m7rdc4sn6k2a</link><description>The only person who will be getting launched is Varric. Out of a trebuchet.</description><pubDate>12 Dec 2025 05:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ovoup3pqyphpwjwyvca22abu/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7rdc4sn6k2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/casspunchaghast.bsky.social/post/3ljoqaxh3t22f</link><description>Because they know I would crush them.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>06 Mar 2025 05:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ovoup3pqyphpwjwyvca22abu/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljoqaxh3t22f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/casspunchaghast.bsky.social/post/3livpfkbcmk2l</link><description>I apologize. I closed my eyes to take a nap and suddenly it was no longer the Dragon age.</description><pubDate>24 Feb 2025 06:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ovoup3pqyphpwjwyvca22abu/app.bsky.feed.post/3livpfkbcmk2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/casspunchaghast.bsky.social/post/3lgexxq2fvk2d</link><description>None of you can spell. Embarrassing.</description><pubDate>23 Jan 2025 03:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ovoup3pqyphpwjwyvca22abu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgexxq2fvk2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/casspunchaghast.bsky.social/post/3lgeitdlnak2d</link><description>Absolutely — AND I MEAN IT — do not.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>22 Jan 2025 23:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ovoup3pqyphpwjwyvca22abu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgeitdlnak2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/casspunchaghast.bsky.social/post/3lgdxvhvjik2d</link><description>...did I just see a demon?</description><pubDate>22 Jan 2025 18:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ovoup3pqyphpwjwyvca22abu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgdxvhvjik2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/casspunchaghast.bsky.social/post/3le7pxj44m22b</link><description>The Blessed Andraste Herself says &#34;trans rights.&#34;</description><pubDate>26 Dec 2024 14:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ovoup3pqyphpwjwyvca22abu/app.bsky.feed.post/3le7pxj44m22b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/casspunchaghast.bsky.social/post/3lg2ixbbj4s2h</link><description>Why do I feel like I have seen that goat before...?</description><pubDate>18 Jan 2025 23:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ovoup3pqyphpwjwyvca22abu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg2ixbbj4s2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/casspunchaghast.bsky.social/post/3lfvtlq272s2v</link><description>(SIGH.) I shall never be invited to visit the Lighthouse at this rate.</description><pubDate>17 Jan 2025 03:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ovoup3pqyphpwjwyvca22abu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfvtlq272s2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/casspunchaghast.bsky.social/post/3lfugwtvyd22p</link><description>&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>16 Jan 2025 14:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ovoup3pqyphpwjwyvca22abu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfugwtvyd22p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/casspunchaghast.bsky.social/post/3lfoep3v3pk2o</link><description>What in the name of the Maker is going on here?</description><pubDate>14 Jan 2025 04:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ovoup3pqyphpwjwyvca22abu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfoep3v3pk2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/casspunchaghast.bsky.social/post/3lfnspmyf7s2x</link><description>(Gasp.) The Maker has returned &#34;for realsies&#34; as the children would say.</description><pubDate>13 Jan 2025 22:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ovoup3pqyphpwjwyvca22abu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfnspmyf7s2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/casspunchaghast.bsky.social/post/3lfnnnt3iek2s</link><description>It appears that I was right all along, that neither spirits nor demons are to be trusted. (Disgusted noise.)</description><pubDate>13 Jan 2025 21:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ovoup3pqyphpwjwyvca22abu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfnnnt3iek2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/casspunchaghast.bsky.social/post/3lfmwevwdgs25</link><description>Every day I wake and- (Gestures broadly.)</description><pubDate>13 Jan 2025 14:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ovoup3pqyphpwjwyvca22abu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfmwevwdgs25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/casspunchaghast.bsky.social/post/3lfiodq2j6k2o</link><description>&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>11 Jan 2025 21:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ovoup3pqyphpwjwyvca22abu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfiodq2j6k2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/casspunchaghast.bsky.social/post/3lfgmln2smc25</link><description>To: Inquisition Staff&#xA;CC: Commander Cullen&#xA;&#xA;RE: Inquisition Trebuchets&#xA;&#xA;The trebuchets have been set up in advance of next week&#39;s war games. DO NOT load unauthorized objects into the trebuchets. DO NOT shoot the trebuchets without express approval from the Commander or myself.&#xA;&#xA;-Cassandra</description><pubDate>11 Jan 2025 02:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ovoup3pqyphpwjwyvca22abu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfgmln2smc25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/casspunchaghast.bsky.social/post/3lffk6us4cs2l</link><description>Has becoming an abomination become trendy? Perhaps I shall try it.</description><pubDate>10 Jan 2025 15:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ovoup3pqyphpwjwyvca22abu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lffk6us4cs2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/casspunchaghast.bsky.social/post/3lfeml5ulr22o</link><description>Are you poking fun at me? Just because I was raised in the Necropolis... (Disgusted noise.)&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>10 Jan 2025 06:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ovoup3pqyphpwjwyvca22abu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfeml5ulr22o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/casspunchaghast.bsky.social/post/3lfe6rxelz22o</link><description>@solvingcapers.bsky.social I would like to join your detective agency.</description><pubDate>10 Jan 2025 02:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ovoup3pqyphpwjwyvca22abu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfe6rxelz22o</guid></item></channel></rss>