"Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?" "Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora." Navigating the cosmic slipstream while auditing the Kyber architecture. I carry BPD, CSBD, PTSD & OCD - Symmetry, Ordering & Arranging.https://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mkdmmr6qas2j25 Apr 2026 17:59 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdmmr6qas2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mkdjbksp6c2a25 Apr 2026 16:59 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdjbksp6c2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mkdiro66k22p25 Apr 2026 16:50 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdiro66k22phttps://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mkdalk7yn22vPlease 🫴25 Apr 2026 14:24 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdalk7yn22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mkdaf3qvus2vWith The Acolyte, Leslye Headland made my favourite slice of Star Wars since The Last Jedi. As an OG fan since I was 6 in '77 The Acolyte & The Last Jedi are my absolute favourite iterations of the Galaxy far, far away. I think it's partly because of the philosophical nature of both. My happy place.25 Apr 2026 14:20 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdaf3qvus2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mkda6dgn6k2vA journey inward is the future of the Jedi under Rey Skywalker. Minimal dogma, no hierarchical structure & no assumption of superiority over other "Force" centred belief system. I want the same from the Jedi that I would have liked in the Christian Religion. Loosen the grip of subtle manipulation! 🎯25 Apr 2026 14:16 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkda6dgn6k2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mkda3434ec2vLucasfilm under Kathleen Kennedy allowed Rian Johnson & Leslye Headland to expand on & reform the concept of the Force. In my opinion. Some kind of "enlightenment period" will follow led, I imagine, by Rey Skywalker, Grogu & Ashoka and Sabine & Ezra. Something like that? The Ryan Gosling movie kid?🎯25 Apr 2026 14:15 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkda3434ec2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mkd7sfczy22vMaster Sol. He was shy. When Vernestra tells him how shy he was as a boy he's visibly embarrassed. He's a victim of the life he had little personal choice over because he happened to be Force sensitive. His love for Osha was sincere but he learnt subtle manipulation & control from the Jedi Religion.25 Apr 2026 14:10 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkd7sfczy22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mkbf3rrnl225Some people are wondering if Grogu will go Darkside in the upcoming movie. Personally I think his time of temptation will come but not yet. Sometime later when he and Rey know each other and are working collectively for the future of the Jedi Order. That's when his temptation will come. Perhaps? 🙈🙉🙊24 Apr 2026 20:39 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkbf3rrnl225https://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mkbewehf422524 Apr 2026 20:36 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkbewehf4225https://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mkbbsz3lbk2sI don't know. I like it.24 Apr 2026 19:41 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkbbsz3lbk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mkazxophrc2r24 Apr 2026 17:20 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkazxophrc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mkaf7tusn22t"I’m hungry. I’ve been hungry since I can remember. 'Cause all I ever had were scraps. How long have you been hungry? How long? How long have you been left behind? In junk heaps of the galaxy fighting over crumbs." [Jod Na Nawood]24 Apr 2026 11:09 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkaf7tusn22thttps://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mka3ryk3hc2s28 days. 662 hours. Friday inspiration & wisdom from the OG Baby Yoda! 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯 "Pass on what you have learned. Strength, mastery. But weakness, folly, failure also. Yes, failure most of all. The greatest teacher, failure is. Luke, we are what they grow beyond. That is the burden of all masters."24 Apr 2026 08:20 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mka3ryk3hc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mk6vms6uyc2k"There is no Star Wars movie; there is ONLY Star Wars!" [Leslye Headland] 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯23 Apr 2026 20:57 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6vms6uyc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mk6vcq3kys2k🎯🎯🎯23 Apr 2026 20:51 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6vcq3kys2khttps://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mk6v7ihplc2kReturn Of The Jedi/The Blues Brothers crossover, guaranteed to take the World by storm. In Blues Brothers 3000 Leia takes Jake to the Jail on Narkina 5 where they play Jailhouse Rock for the staff Christmas party. 🙊🙉🙈23 Apr 2026 20:50 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6v7ihplc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mk6scxzkg226Before Stoned Star Wars there was always Stoned Star Wars. This is a real signature by Mark Hamill. When Luke Skywalker said: "But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters" perhaps it was a euphemism for Mary Jane? 🍀☘️🌿23 Apr 2026 19:58 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6scxzkg226https://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mk6rwydntk26When you strip away the myth and look at their deeds the legacy of the Jedi is failure?23 Apr 2026 19:51 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6rwydntk26https://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mk6ru2as6k26Galileo!23 Apr 2026 19:49 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6ru2as6k26https://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mk6mhopqvs26🎯🎯🎯23 Apr 2026 18:13 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6mhopqvs26https://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mk62u6772k27I'm not sure about the indoctrination of Grogu either by the Jedi or the Mandalorian sect. He's probably "the other" Yoda was referring to in Return Of The Jedi. I don't think it was Leia. Just because Obi-Wan knew about her. 29 days now until THE MANDALORIAN & GROGU is released! Excited are we! 💔❤️‍🩹❤️23 Apr 2026 12:58 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk62u6772k27https://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mk5zxclsls2lA still from The Mandalorian & Grogu & below it Ralph McQuarrie art for The Empire Strikes Back. One might say, if one wanted, that they kind of rhyme. Almost...like poetry? 🎯23 Apr 2026 12:42 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk5zxclsls2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mk5zccnq6s2uWim: "We learned about the Jewels of the Republic in school. Like Alderaan and Coruscant." Kh'ymm: "You mentioned Alderaan. Did you miss the war?" The Skeleton Crew kids have been taught a sanitised version of history since the "post Empire/pre First Order" ghouls are mining at-attin. Beautiful ❤️.23 Apr 2026 12:30 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk5zccnq6s2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mk5ueivc6k2h"Celebrate May the 4th with The Mandalorian and Grogu. Join IMAX and Lucasfilm for special look fan events at select IMAX theatres around the world on Star Wars Day, featuring exclusive, never-before-seen footage and special fan giveaways." ✨💔✨👉✨🎯✨❤️‍🩹✨👍✨❤️✨23 Apr 2026 11:02 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk5ueivc6k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mk5u3fsd3c2hIt's reached the point where looking at Facebook has become like, worse than the most isolating addiction. A vile algorithm throwing AI group after AI group in my face posing as sincere Hollywood Era discussion pages. The ONLY intention is engagement bait to mine our choices & data. Jesus Christ.23 Apr 2026 10:57 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk5u3fsd3c2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mk5tb7usu22oMeanwhile, in non Star Wars related news, the taxation of trade routes is in dispute.23 Apr 2026 10:42 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk5tb7usu22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mk3imdl4zs25"Impatience for victory, will guarantee defeat!" [Baylan Skoll]22 Apr 2026 12:26 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3imdl4zs25https://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mk3h4ucbrk2k❤️ Uzuri ❤️. Jabba the Hutt with a lazersword. ❤️22 Apr 2026 12:00 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3h4ucbrk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/stonedstarwars.com/post/3mk3h2gizjk2kYes please.22 Apr 2026 11:58 +0000at://did:plc:ozbfy7oefgidzfqjqtsvsdcv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3h2gizjk2k