I have the neon disease.https://bsky.app/profile/dizzyspell.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/dizzyspell.bsky.social/post/3mikvigmkbc2rI mentioned occasionally taking CBD gummies for sleep to my NP today, and she noted it under "substance abuse." 💀03 Apr 2026 04:36 +0000at://did:plc:ozdufrcncysiofzmy76eplkx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mikvigmkbc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/dizzyspell.bsky.social/post/3mfykndhe2s2zThere is an owl right outside my window that does NOT know how to hoot. I’m trying to sleep, but their pathetic attempts keep making me giggle.01 Mar 2026 10:44 +0000at://did:plc:ozdufrcncysiofzmy76eplkx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfykndhe2s2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/dizzyspell.bsky.social/post/3mfduitdjgs2nTeam USA entering the ice hockey rink looking like Stay Puft Marshmallow Men.21 Feb 2026 05:14 +0000at://did:plc:ozdufrcncysiofzmy76eplkx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfduitdjgs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/dizzyspell.bsky.social/post/3m25sbvpsbk25Feels kinda poetic that I was watching the end of War for the Planet of the Apes, when they're finally free, when I got this news alert. [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Oct 2025 19:41 +0000at://did:plc:ozdufrcncysiofzmy76eplkx/app.bsky.feed.post/3m25sbvpsbk25https://bsky.app/profile/dizzyspell.bsky.social/post/3lz3aih5pkc27Anyway, Happy Constitution Day. 🫠18 Sep 2025 01:52 +0000at://did:plc:ozdufrcncysiofzmy76eplkx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz3aih5pkc27https://bsky.app/profile/dizzyspell.bsky.social/post/3lyob4zogic2eIf you have nothing nice to say, write it in a journal.12 Sep 2025 21:59 +0000at://did:plc:ozdufrcncysiofzmy76eplkx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyob4zogic2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/dizzyspell.bsky.social/post/3lygkq3u6ak2jWe had our windows professionally washed yesterday, so of course it rained today. You're welcome, Bay Area.09 Sep 2025 20:30 +0000at://did:plc:ozdufrcncysiofzmy76eplkx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lygkq3u6ak2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/dizzyspell.bsky.social/post/3ly2vukbqf22xWe don’t call her Blepping Betty for nothing.05 Sep 2025 05:17 +0000at://did:plc:ozdufrcncysiofzmy76eplkx/app.bsky.feed.post/3ly2vukbqf22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/dizzyspell.bsky.social/post/3ly2vpcee5c2vSimultaneously embarrassed and proud to say that August was the first month since June 2016 where I didn't buy ANY makeup. https://media.tenor.com/H-8YB9zLuC0AAAAC/jeb-bush-please-clap.gif?hh=278&ww=48005 Sep 2025 05:14 +0000at://did:plc:ozdufrcncysiofzmy76eplkx/app.bsky.feed.post/3ly2vpcee5c2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/dizzyspell.bsky.social/post/3lwfzripqc225I'm sick and tired of cats not living forever.15 Aug 2025 04:36 +0000at://did:plc:ozdufrcncysiofzmy76eplkx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwfzripqc225https://bsky.app/profile/dizzyspell.bsky.social/post/3lvyvkfybks2pSomehow, I’m not at Disneyland (that was so last week) even though it’s hot as hell, I’m eating a churro, and listening to a live band playing a medley of Aladdin songs.09 Aug 2025 23:16 +0000at://did:plc:ozdufrcncysiofzmy76eplkx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvyvkfybks2phttps://bsky.app/profile/dizzyspell.bsky.social/post/3lsk52uspek2pMaking a list of things to keep in my backpack for my upcoming Disneyland trip, and it's starting to feel like I'm preparing for a two-week hike in the mountains.26 Jun 2025 22:05 +0000at://did:plc:ozdufrcncysiofzmy76eplkx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsk52uspek2phttps://bsky.app/profile/dizzyspell.bsky.social/post/3lrjiymigy223I need new Carly Rae Jepsen music to remind me that there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo.13 Jun 2025 22:40 +0000at://did:plc:ozdufrcncysiofzmy76eplkx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrjiymigy223https://bsky.app/profile/dizzyspell.bsky.social/post/3lj2pmorc6c2tPut on acrylic nails for the first time ever at my big age of 36 to help stop myself from picking, but I'm pretty sure I did them wrong. So now I'm worried my nails are going to get super fucked up, making me hyperfixate on them even more. 🫠26 Feb 2025 06:08 +0000at://did:plc:ozdufrcncysiofzmy76eplkx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj2pmorc6c2thttps://bsky.app/profile/dizzyspell.bsky.social/post/3lie4gp7udc2hI'm snacking on dry Cheerios and just dropped some on myself, and I've never felt more like a toddler since I was a toddler.17 Feb 2025 06:26 +0000at://did:plc:ozdufrcncysiofzmy76eplkx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lie4gp7udc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/dizzyspell.bsky.social/post/3lhimukm4uc2qSearched for "t-rex lifespan" and Google suggested autocompleting it with "in captivity."06 Feb 2025 08:05 +0000at://did:plc:ozdufrcncysiofzmy76eplkx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhimukm4uc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/dizzyspell.bsky.social/post/3lhcvw7nk222dHis "responses" have to be parody at this point?? [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Feb 2025 01:31 +0000at://did:plc:ozdufrcncysiofzmy76eplkx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhcvw7nk222dhttps://bsky.app/profile/dizzyspell.bsky.social/post/3lg7c7mk5ms26Melania seems dedicated to looking like someone who threatens toons with the Dip in her free time.20 Jan 2025 21:35 +0000at://did:plc:ozdufrcncysiofzmy76eplkx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg7c7mk5ms26https://bsky.app/profile/dizzyspell.bsky.social/post/3lfducl5pwc2eIt feels like we're living in my attempt at playing SimCity 2000 when I was 10 and didn't know what I was doing. At least there hasn't been an alien invasion (yet) (unless they want to help us).09 Jan 2025 23:45 +0000at://did:plc:ozdufrcncysiofzmy76eplkx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfducl5pwc2e