Comedian from New Jersey living in Los Angeles. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.https://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3muakx2apa22hTwo years since my debut comedy album came out. I wrote a thread for the 1 year anniversary here. Download or Stream it today! [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Aug 2026 19:03 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3muakx2apa22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3mtwsg47ejs22So dang close to having a completed movie! Feels insane to type that but in 2026 we went from a script to a fundraiser to a shoot to an actual dang short film in 8 months. Still going to be a moment before we can post it publicly due to film festival guidelines but just know that it’s coming soon!25 Aug 2026 21:50 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwsg47ejs22https://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3mtwsg47ejs22So dang close to having a completed movie! Feels insane to type that but in 2026 we went from a script to a fundraiser to a shoot to an actual dang short film in 8 months. Still going to be a moment before we can post it publicly due to film festival guidelines but just know that it’s coming soon!25 Aug 2026 21:50 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwsg47ejs22https://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3mtwqbvm27c2gIn a moment in time where people are rebelling against the idea of empathy and paying your good fortune forward Dolly Parton is one of the ultimate rebukes against this. Her legacy is wrapped up in success, kindness, charity, and caring about others in practical ways.25 Aug 2026 21:12 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwqbvm27c2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3msvhnjb6tc2wI have a little merch store over here. Peruse at your leisure and maybe buy a gift for your mom! https://www.teepublic.com/user/chris-calogero12 Aug 2026 15:40 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvhnjb6tc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3mstld4e2uk2zWhatever is happening online is absolutely not happening in real life, aside from your friends hanging out without you. That's real. loser.11 Aug 2026 21:40 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstld4e2uk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3mstlao6qus2zPresident of giant corporation whose output no one can really explain looks up tearfully at employee, "You mean you're just here to get a p-p-p-p-p-paycheck?"11 Aug 2026 21:39 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstlao6qus2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3mrxueya2bs2wWhen a company tries to sell you on a worse version of a product that used to work just fine.31 Jul 2026 21:08 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrxueya2bs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3msgua3jprc2sBreaking News: Anti-Christ contemplating a subscription based Armageddon.06 Aug 2026 20:15 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msgua3jprc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3msgu4natws2sWould absolutely watch a movie where Seth Rogen and Sam Richardson are journalists competitively trying to get the definitive scoop about Mitch McConnell’s death.06 Aug 2026 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msgu4natws2shttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3mse5qfbg5s2cFew things better at a live sporting event than the guy who believes the players are taking the coaching advice he is boozily screaming at them from like 500 feet away.05 Aug 2026 18:27 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mse5qfbg5s2chttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3mrxueya2bs2wWhen a company tries to sell you on a worse version of a product that used to work just fine.31 Jul 2026 21:08 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrxueya2bs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3mrsteheq5c2rEvery A.I. bro in interviews is like De Niro in Goodfellas telling Karen to walk over and pick out a dress. We don’t know exactly why it feels bad but it feels really bad.29 Jul 2026 21:06 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsteheq5c2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3mrnfamgc622sA mutant explains his strange but effective power for X-Men audition27 Jul 2026 17:10 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrnfamgc622shttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3mrbul2cjq22cI love on dating shows when they say they “don’t take these decisions lightly” Like dude you’re getting gameshowed married. There’s no lighter way to take a decision.23 Jul 2026 03:12 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbul2cjq22chttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3mrasm2zycc2oGuy on Odysseus’ crew who’s existentially over it22 Jul 2026 17:05 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrasm2zycc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3mqznkr3lx22gmessage from the country’s head lettuce inspector19 Jul 2026 20:46 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqznkr3lx22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3mqfvsng2js22The Odyssey is so woke I heard the Cyclops was a DE-EYE hire!12 Jul 2026 00:20 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqfvsng2js22https://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3mpqy5lzstk22A huge shoutout to @cmarciel.bsky.social for his support of my short film. Cory is a genuine, nice, smart, funny dude and a great writer. Well worth a follow especially if you’re into movies. He’s been a great supporter for so many years and I can’t wait for him to check out what he helped me make!03 Jul 2026 16:36 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpqy5lzstk22https://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3me4pips3zc2kYou can watch my whole comedy special, HUSKY BOY, for free on YouTube or stream it on Apple Music and Spotify I’m extremely proud of it and I think you’ll dig it. Tell your moms!05 Feb 2026 15:31 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3me4pips3zc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3mpm3vr474s2dDid you know I got a coupla dumb shirts based on my silly videos you can buy? Well now you know! https://www.teepublic.com/user/chris-calogero01 Jul 2026 18:00 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpm3vr474s2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3mozncq56d22jI’ll never forgive the motherfucker who looked at a car door handle and was like “what if we could make this worse?!”24 Jun 2026 09:51 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mozncq56d22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3moxnijok5s2wMega shoutout to @jimhasfun.wnyrpg.com for supporting the kickstarter of my short film, “Gimme a Call” Jim’s wonderful here and on every social app I’ve interacted with him on. He’s funny and supportive and the vibes emanating from him are immaculate. Thanks Jim! You helped make me look like this!23 Jun 2026 14:49 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3moxnijok5s2whttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3modqt3dlrc2xTruly hard to beat making movies with your friends. It’s all I want to do.15 Jun 2026 16:55 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3modqt3dlrc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3mor746nwv22dA big gigantic original action movie filled with character actors won’t heal everything but it would certainly help!21 Jun 2026 01:15 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mor746nwv22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3monodp7hck2tWrote a little about my buddy Johnny and his legacy of goodness https://chriscalogero.medium.com/where-does-the-good-go-de9fe0bbb4f819 Jun 2026 15:37 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3monodp7hck2thttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3mofzusm6ds2zPeople who think The Office is edgy are also wary of mayonnaise being too spicy.16 Jun 2026 14:42 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mofzusm6ds2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3modqt3dlrc2xTruly hard to beat making movies with your friends. It’s all I want to do.15 Jun 2026 16:55 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3modqt3dlrc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/realchriscal.bsky.social/post/3mo4yfvrvtc2kLA friends. The sound person for my film shoot tomorrow had to drop. We need someone to record sound tomorrow at a location in downtown LA. One location, 3 actors. Hit me up if you can do this or know someone who can do this. Thank you!13 Jun 2026 00:22 +0000at://did:plc:p3edootruwchnlxdf4ck5lh2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo4yfvrvtc2k