https://x.com/darth_erogenoushttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3mzicvsceqs2zTake notes, Bsky. Twitter knows how important my website is04 Nov 2026 12:07 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzicvsceqs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3mzfypom6422hI made compend.org. It's a Letterboxd-style review site for all earthly things. It just seemed like a fun idea. I'll keep adding features if people use it, probably.03 Nov 2026 13:59 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzfypom6422hhttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3myl57soawc2eThis isn’t true, but if you listen to Drake’s “Girls Want Girls ft. Lil Baby”, when Drake sings “You say you a lesbian girl me too”, Baby can be heard saying “Me three” in the background23 Oct 2026 21:38 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3myl57soawc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3myka277p422v23 Oct 2026 12:55 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3myka277p422vhttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3mv6riqdg5c2uThe best part of eating Banana 2 is getting to take Shit 2 around 12 hours later, admittedly into a legacy toilet10 Sep 2026 19:20 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6riqdg5c2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3mv5rgoeokk2mImbibing mine own cocky 👍10 Sep 2026 09:46 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv5rgoeokk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3muzyor2ivc2tmy friend's been cumming into a pepsi can near his bed for as long as I've known him. his objective is to one day fill it, and he lives without shame or worry because it's all he cares about. whenever I visit, i pour a third of it out into his kitchen sink out of love08 Sep 2026 21:46 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzyor2ivc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3muzyd73cfk2t my pudsome thing shall spew on the morrow08 Sep 2026 21:39 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzyd73cfk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3muuc6pbngs2uCharlize Kirk06 Sep 2026 15:20 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuc6pbngs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3mt4ea23nak2zI lowp nae on a Goomba's pate Nor don yon yellow cutsome cape And ne'er wad kick a Koopa's shell For I await the plumber's knell15 Aug 2026 09:27 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt4ea23nak2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3mt3w4gyv522nWeird that there’s like a 98% probability anyone’s related to Genghis Khan. He’s my niece15 Aug 2026 05:15 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt3w4gyv522nhttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3mt35u3izus2xTony Blair... I nominate you for the cinnamon challenge.14 Aug 2026 22:00 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt35u3izus2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3mt2fyrwzj22hI’ll use an icicle for my murders so that my weapon melts, becomes unidentifiable. Better yet, I’ll kill snowmen14 Aug 2026 14:53 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2fyrwzj22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3mt2fs6qurc2hI want a snappy way of saying that I want to have sex with a cabin but “cabin fever” is taken. I suppose i’m in lodge heat14 Aug 2026 14:50 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2fs6qurc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3mt2fju5mrc2sDrank a coffee and a glass of water too fast and immediately threw it up into the sink “That’s life” - Frank Sinatra14 Aug 2026 14:45 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2fju5mrc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3msz6n4bnvk2x14 Aug 2026 03:09 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3msz6n4bnvk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3msqo5wfhzs23Brine Eno10 Aug 2026 17:53 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqo5wfhzs23https://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3mspbhaflf22xBrazilian people sound like Slitheen10 Aug 2026 04:33 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mspbhaflf22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3mspbejblks2xBro ate the plums in the ice box 😂10 Aug 2026 04:31 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mspbejblks2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3mspb7oayck2xDa angel and devil on my shoulders just started hooking up.. found them doing hand stuff under my tongue this morning10 Aug 2026 04:29 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mspb7oayck2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3mndm67wvrk2vPopeye eating feces and getting tired02 Jun 2026 22:07 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mndm67wvrk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3mmtww43cxs24Dreamt of someone called Theo Balloon this morning and woke myself up laughing27 May 2026 16:36 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmtww43cxs24https://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3mmbmsv5mfk2jthe verb meaning “to make a conjecture” should really be “conject” instead of just “conjecture” again. Sounds bad. Fuck you20 May 2026 09:48 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmbmsv5mfk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3mhcegcns7c24Sort of appropriate that “masochism” also gets its name from a perverted nobleman but no one’s aware of him18 Mar 2026 01:44 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhcegcns7c24https://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3mgqvezmy2s2iMilk me like one of your french cows11 Mar 2026 03:00 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgqvezmy2s2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3mgqq5tl6zs2kMETABOLISM CONSORT: Sir, it’s 2am. He should go to bed immediately BRAIN DUKE: No. Make music sound good to him for the first time in three years PENIS SERF : And perchanse a bonner,11 Mar 2026 01:26 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgqq5tl6zs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3mglpcjvdj227You can fuck a sandwich if you’re sincere09 Mar 2026 01:28 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mglpcjvdj227https://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3mglotiz5n227If we referred to the number 342 as “bludgeoned and hurt” instead of “three hundred and forty two”, we’d probably have a joke along the lines of “Why was 340 afraid of 341?”. Plus because of the butterfly effect dinosaurs might still be around09 Mar 2026 01:19 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mglotiz5n227https://bsky.app/profile/darth-erogenous.bsky.social/post/3mfwrzbfdkc2zthe “We Need to Talk about Louis” video essays on youtube are very well-argued and -made. Shifted my view on CK cleanly from “he’s not a good guy but he’s honest and leagues above his peers artistically” to not being able to stomach him28 Feb 2026 17:50 +0000at://did:plc:p3vsvqb3bq3gewxput7xus5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfwrzbfdkc2z