Piercing, populist satire Free Substack: https://thearcher.newshttps://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.newshttps://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3mj6kvz5qrk26 [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Apr 2026 00:20 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj6kvz5qrk26https://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3lnh3bijfzk2f23 Apr 2025 01:49 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnh3bijfzk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3lkswquoomk2kComing soon to a bookstore near you:20 Mar 2025 14:44 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkswquoomk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3lgasbeq6722kThe organization formerly known as the Anti-Defamation League has changed its name to reflect its new mission: [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Jan 2025 11:55 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgasbeq6722khttps://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3ld5ppzgt522a13 Dec 2024 02:16 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld5ppzgt522ahttps://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3lcyuhjjodk2fComing soon:11 Dec 2024 03:58 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcyuhjjodk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3kwnaxvbdec2j“The Lord Almighty came down from heaven to tell me to end my campaign, so I have no choice but to listen,” Biden said. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Jul 2024 20:07 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3kwnaxvbdec2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3kpdzaxgcgu2zBiden sent a stern warning alongside his latest shipment of handcuffs and crowbars to Ted Bundy.05 Apr 2024 01:59 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3kpdzaxgcgu2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3kmtjgsmnib27Sadly, this one really happened.04 Mar 2024 01:43 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3kmtjgsmnib27https://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3klivo7cy6t2z"As Democrats, we believe that when someone wants to attack you, you should hand them a knife so that everyone knows you’re a good person,” Kamala Harris said. https://thearcher.news/p/harris-searches-for-republican-special-counsel16 Feb 2024 02:57 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3klivo7cy6t2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3kils5v6osf2fBombing churches in Gaza is ok, but peacefully protesting Biden in a church is SHAMEFUL10 Jan 2024 02:17 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3kils5v6osf2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3kffh23h3bd2d30 Nov 2023 09:26 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3kffh23h3bd2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3kffgvktblz2vCriticizing Kissinger is antisemitic. He killed those 4 million people in self defense.30 Nov 2023 09:24 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3kffgvktblz2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3kedy7nggos2iIsrael published new evidence that Hamas is using Gaza’s largest hospital as a command center:17 Nov 2023 02:03 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3kedy7nggos2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3kcv6oyrhgz2h“I have no notion that the LA Health Department is telling the truth about how many Matthew Perrys have died,” Biden said.29 Oct 2023 11:24 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3kcv6oyrhgz2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3kck2mt2wko2uSec. of State Blinken responded to calls for a cease-fire, saying, “The US does not negotiate with pro-peace organizations. Doctors Without Borders is a dangerous group that is not to be trusted." https://thearcher.news/p/us-looking-to-escalate-israel-palestine-conflict25 Oct 2023 01:12 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3kck2mt2wko2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3kamg4qlzfp2sThe freshly taxidermied corpse of Sen. Dianne Feinstein reported for work in the Senate today. https://thearcher.news/p/feinsteins-corpse-will-remain-senator30 Sep 2023 12:53 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3kamg4qlzfp2shttps://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3k3rmbojidv2u30 Jul 2023 23:20 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3k3rmbojidv2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3k3rm5ysg6x2c“You don’t seriously expect me, a former corporate consultant, to take on railroad corporate interests, do you?” Buttigieg scoffed. “What’s next, am I supposed to regulate the airline industry too?” ARTICLE: https://thearcher.news/p/buttigieg-incredulous-hes-expected-to-address-train-derailment30 Jul 2023 23:18 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3k3rm5ysg6x2chttps://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3k3rlxqgnxi2c30 Jul 2023 23:14 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3k3rlxqgnxi2chttps://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3k3rli3icbq2cThe 89-year-old told confused reporters at the Capitol that she felt it was time to finally fulfill her lifelong dream of running for Congress. “I have always wanted to try my hand at politics, and it feels like the right time now that my children are off to college.” ARTICLE: https://thearcher.news/p/dianne-feinstein-announces-retirement-as-switchboard-operator30 Jul 2023 23:06 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3k3rli3icbq2chttps://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3k3rl67jnxc2uThe situation is actually even worse than this graphic conveys; California currently only has one senator.30 Jul 2023 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3k3rl67jnxc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3k3rkosxt6l2zChuck Schumer called for Thomas "to resign immediately, maybe, if he feels like it; no worries if not.” ARTICLE: https://thearcher.news/p/clarence-thomas-handed-hitler-themed-envelope-labeled-bribe30 Jul 2023 22:52 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3k3rkosxt6l2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/thearcher.news/post/3k3rkcpf3xf2z“Sleepy Joe and Little Boy Pete should be ashamed of themselves for not reinstating the train brake rules that were rolled back by the previous administration,” Trump told puzzled reporters. Full article: https://thearcher.news/p/trump-slams-biden-for-not-undoing-his-rail-deregulation30 Jul 2023 22:45 +0000at://did:plc:p73p57rscrh7chrhpupyxbug/app.bsky.feed.post/3k3rkcpf3xf2z