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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Grad student at the University of Chicago. Causal inference/stats/methods/computing. Co-creator of Cards Against Humanity. Vice president of The Storytelling Trust. Married to artist @ClareRosean. Dog parent.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/erweinstein.bsky.social</link><title>@erweinstein.bsky.social - Eliot Weinstein</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/erweinstein.bsky.social/post/3mn4o6q3vnk2w</link><description>Honored to be presenting my research conducted at @uchicagomedicine.bsky.social @uchicagobsd.bsky.social on how to better evaluate inpatient provider efficiency here at @academyhealth.bsky.social  #ARM26 Seattle! See you tomorrow at the Student Poster Symposium and Poster Session B! bit.ly/ARM2026&#xA;https://bit.ly/ARM2026</description><pubDate>31 May 2026 03:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pbeigimchf5lsfbnxda6b3vs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn4o6q3vnk2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/erweinstein.bsky.social/post/3maa2g3yamk2f</link><description>I&#39;ve read this letter. It&#39;s a Trump-level meltdown disguised as a press release. Governor Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov and the IL Democratic State Assembly leadership told off Bears CEO Kevin Warren, refusing to throw taxpayer money at them, and Warren is completely losing his shit about it.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>18 Dec 2025 01:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pbeigimchf5lsfbnxda6b3vs/app.bsky.feed.post/3maa2g3yamk2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/erweinstein.bsky.social/post/3m6lgsetz4k2n</link><description>[Hank Hill voice]&#xA;God help me, I&#39;m watching an NHL game on...&#34;Disney Plus&#34;.</description><pubDate>27 Nov 2025 03:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pbeigimchf5lsfbnxda6b3vs/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6lgsetz4k2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/erweinstein.bsky.social/post/3lxlb6pcejk2q</link><description>Important Notice (because we could all use some cheering up):&#xA;&#xA;If it has been more than one (1) year since you have watched the original music video for Toni Basil&#39;s &#34;Mickey&#34;, you need to watch it right now.&#xA;youtu.be/0aqLwHP4y6Q?si…&#xA;&#xA;Thank you for your attention to this matter. Happy Friday!&#xA;https://youtu.be/0aqLwHP4y6Q?si…</description><pubDate>29 Aug 2025 23:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pbeigimchf5lsfbnxda6b3vs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxlb6pcejk2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/erweinstein.bsky.social/post/3lfjgc4ztck2m</link><description>On the 31st of December, 2021, on what people are calling the old site (or the hellsite), I tweeted:&#xA;&#xA;&#34;John Harbaugh is an Order Muppet.&#xA;&#xA;Jim Harbaugh is a Chaos Muppet.&#xA;&#xA;Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.&#34; &#xA;https://x.com/erweinstein/status/1477093986946985986?s=19&#xA;&#xA;More proud of this than anything else I&#39;ve posted on social media.</description><pubDate>12 Jan 2025 04:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pbeigimchf5lsfbnxda6b3vs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfjgc4ztck2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/erweinstein.bsky.social/post/3lbeirz4uns24</link><description>Uma. Loves tummy rubs and yelling at rodents. Earthly Avatar of &#34;No Take, Only Throw&#34;. Complete Chaos Muppet. Roots for the Joker (and whatever team Jim Harbaugh is coaching) to win. Even smarter than she looks, and she looks like she knows what&#39;s going on, but wants everyone to think she doesn&#39;t.</description><pubDate>20 Nov 2024 08:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pbeigimchf5lsfbnxda6b3vs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbeirz4uns24</guid></item></channel></rss>