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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Everything is weird&#xA;&#xA;Brighton dweller&#xA;&#xA;(I co-host The Cider Shed podcast)</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keriwarbis.bsky.social</link><title>@keriwarbis.bsky.social - Keri Warbis</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keriwarbis.bsky.social/post/3ml5xtwrjc22m</link><description>Brent Crude sounds like a pretty dodgy bloke tbf.&#xA;&#xA;#R4Today</description><pubDate>06 May 2026 05:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pc2aiklrpzwgsiq3fuohbui4/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5xtwrjc22m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keriwarbis.bsky.social/post/3ml55h6lt3s2a</link><description>Arsenal did what I wanted them to do and I am happy.&#xA;&#xA;#COYG</description><pubDate>05 May 2026 21:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pc2aiklrpzwgsiq3fuohbui4/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml55h6lt3s2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keriwarbis.bsky.social/post/3ml4boqwbqk25</link><description>Mother Warbis just drove alone from Lichfield (North of Birmingham) to Brighton in precisely 4 hours without any rest break and in her ancient Ford Galaxy that’s held together with string. 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