This is not a fetish account. I don't like farts. This is my job.https://bsky.app/profile/fart.reviewshttps://bsky.app/profile/fart.reviews/post/3mbap3ookrs25Don't cry because I farted, smile because you smelled it31 Dec 2025 01:19 +0000at://did:plc:pckiowz24dozdm2ohpbsbk5j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbap3ookrs25https://bsky.app/profile/fart.reviews/post/3maxm7roaec2zI'm really the Simon Cowell of the craft of farting. Perhaps, at times, the Randy Jackson. But NEVER the Paula Abdul.27 Dec 2025 10:33 +0000at://did:plc:pckiowz24dozdm2ohpbsbk5j/app.bsky.feed.post/3maxm7roaec2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/fart.reviews/post/3maxm25nses2zI'm really the Roger Ebert of farts unfortunately. He actually hated movies and was forced to watch them by means of some sort of clockwork orange machine. I do not want to be in the clockwork orange machine for farts. But them's the breaks.27 Dec 2025 10:30 +0000at://did:plc:pckiowz24dozdm2ohpbsbk5j/app.bsky.feed.post/3maxm25nses2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/fart.reviews/post/3maxc44gunk2sAny farts today just checking27 Dec 2025 07:32 +0000at://did:plc:pckiowz24dozdm2ohpbsbk5j/app.bsky.feed.post/3maxc44gunk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/fart.reviews/post/3ltflvy4jxc2dYou may have noticed I've posted no new fart reviews lately. There have simply been no farts this season that could manage even a passing glance from me. An issue perpetually inflating -- blockbuster farts passed & forgotten in hot summer air. Tired regurgitations of yesteryear's flatulations.07 Jul 2025 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:pckiowz24dozdm2ohpbsbk5j/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltflvy4jxc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/fart.reviews/post/3ltflghbfik2dMe when im in a hurry and my boss needs me to review the new fart that just hit the presses [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Jul 2025 20:04 +0000at://did:plc:pckiowz24dozdm2ohpbsbk5j/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltflghbfik2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/fart.reviews/post/3ltflaxxrok2dI hate to say it but this one's a certified fart post ✅️ [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Jul 2025 20:01 +0000at://did:plc:pckiowz24dozdm2ohpbsbk5j/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltflaxxrok2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/fart.reviews/post/3lgkhtpnqdm2kI never had a Twitter but if I did have a Twitter my account would be called fart reviews and I would be doing stuff like this25 Jan 2025 08:15 +0000at://did:plc:pckiowz24dozdm2ohpbsbk5j/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgkhtpnqdm2khttps://bsky.app/profile/fart.reviews/post/3lp6ha7dmxc2iIn case you all were wondering how I keep my finger on the pulse of the fart world15 May 2025 02:19 +0000at://did:plc:pckiowz24dozdm2ohpbsbk5j/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp6ha7dmxc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/fart.reviews/post/3lp6ffk6mx22iMy boss got us one of these but we found out later the one he got actually blows the fart back in. It has had a serious negative impact on my health. [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 May 2025 01:46 +0000at://did:plc:pckiowz24dozdm2ohpbsbk5j/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp6ffk6mx22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/fart.reviews/post/3lidqi2rxkc2hCrouching Tiger Farting Dragon17 Feb 2025 02:52 +0000at://did:plc:pckiowz24dozdm2ohpbsbk5j/app.bsky.feed.post/3lidqi2rxkc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/fart.reviews/post/3lihypxv2f22aMan, inflation is killing me (both kinds)18 Feb 2025 19:30 +0000at://did:plc:pckiowz24dozdm2ohpbsbk5j/app.bsky.feed.post/3lihypxv2f22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/fart.reviews/post/3llhot3e6nk2hNineteen Eighty Fart28 Mar 2025 20:48 +0000at://did:plc:pckiowz24dozdm2ohpbsbk5j/app.bsky.feed.post/3llhot3e6nk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/fart.reviews/post/3lp6eqnndyc2iMy boss the second i get to work in the morning: [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 May 2025 01:35 +0000at://did:plc:pckiowz24dozdm2ohpbsbk5j/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp6eqnndyc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/fart.reviews/post/3lnno4r5r3k2vThere is only one tag I follow can you guess what it is25 Apr 2025 16:42 +0000at://did:plc:pckiowz24dozdm2ohpbsbk5j/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnno4r5r3k2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/fart.reviews/post/3llw5e4xm4s2dJust not feelin it right now. Losin the stank03 Apr 2025 14:46 +0000at://did:plc:pckiowz24dozdm2ohpbsbk5j/app.bsky.feed.post/3llw5e4xm4s2d