Pilot. SWE. SRE. WebPKI and Cryptography Engineer. Stuffed-animal handler. Work @ Lets Encrypt (opinions my own). Arizonan. 🇺🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 They/them https://en.pronouns.page/@jc_coffee - Former editor of W3C WebAuthn. - Blog at https://insufficient.coffee/https://bsky.app/profile/insufficient.coffeehttps://bsky.app/profile/insufficient.coffee/post/3mv2rzwqmoc2p"That's a surprising amount of blood", I say to myself. Well, this is basically the plot to American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt09 Sep 2026 05:19 +0000at://did:plc:pcljgq3pfuoqaqzcgcltipmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv2rzwqmoc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/insufficient.coffee/post/3muqg3ckhms2lI had lunch with my friend John and handed my credit card to the server to pick up the bill. Then I made a wager with my friend:05 Sep 2026 02:19 +0000at://did:plc:pcljgq3pfuoqaqzcgcltipmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3muqg3ckhms2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/insufficient.coffee/post/3mtmzw7ac3s2eHow was today? I didn't get up from my desk to get my morning coffee until lunch. Wtf.22 Aug 2026 00:38 +0000at://did:plc:pcljgq3pfuoqaqzcgcltipmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmzw7ac3s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/insufficient.coffee/post/3mscoetjujc2wThe whole concept of 'kick ball change' was first invented by Morgoth as a torture for captured elves #firstdanceclass05 Aug 2026 04:19 +0000at://did:plc:pcljgq3pfuoqaqzcgcltipmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mscoetjujc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/insufficient.coffee/post/3mq6xqcutcs26I need an oracle, some prognosticator. I must know the future! I must know: will the dogs be good again this week? @weratedogs.com09 Jul 2026 06:06 +0000at://did:plc:pcljgq3pfuoqaqzcgcltipmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq6xqcutcs26https://bsky.app/profile/insufficient.coffee/post/3mpnbdzagq22sStripping me of my insanity? They haven't the power! [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Jul 2026 05:10 +0000at://did:plc:pcljgq3pfuoqaqzcgcltipmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpnbdzagq22shttps://bsky.app/profile/insufficient.coffee/post/3mpbtog6wns2sCool. I, too, was in Terminal 4 that day. Luckily in the evening, not the morning. So add that to the horrors of the year [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jun 2026 16:06 +0000at://did:plc:pcljgq3pfuoqaqzcgcltipmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpbtog6wns2shttps://bsky.app/profile/insufficient.coffee/post/3mnahdegtck24Hello #PEPR, #MiniSquish is here! #pepr2026 #usenix01 Jun 2026 16:02 +0000at://did:plc:pcljgq3pfuoqaqzcgcltipmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnahdegtck24https://bsky.app/profile/insufficient.coffee/post/3mmz7wuamss2rI have re-purpled to prepare for #PEPR next week in Santa Clara!29 May 2026 19:01 +0000at://did:plc:pcljgq3pfuoqaqzcgcltipmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmz7wuamss2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/insufficient.coffee/post/3mmn5xqottc23Even as I figured for three decades it would be the most likely outcome, I am still surprised that my parents would jump straight to hatred for me, learning I'm nonbinary. And to claim that Christ would approve of their hate. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 May 2026 23:54 +0000at://did:plc:pcljgq3pfuoqaqzcgcltipmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmn5xqottc23https://bsky.app/profile/insufficient.coffee/post/3mmjlfz6ltk2wI gave this toast last night at a party we hosted: To the family we're born into, and to the family we build. Tonight I'm grateful for the second kind. To everyone who's ever had a door close behind them and found a patio full of people waiting -- you are not turned out. You're taken in. Cheers.23 May 2026 13:44 +0000at://did:plc:pcljgq3pfuoqaqzcgcltipmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmjlfz6ltk2w