Lucky heathen ⚛️ husband and father that punches up instead of kicking down. I often use profanity like punctuation. No DMs, porn or sales pitches, please. Really helps to have a bio and at least some original posts of your own for a follow back.https://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mtrodoyaik2g23 Aug 2026 20:54 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrodoyaik2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mtro6sase22g23 Aug 2026 20:51 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtro6sase22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mtpcd6ypxk2sFuck James Donald Bowman. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Aug 2026 22:14 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtpcd6ypxk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mtowwrurq22y22 Aug 2026 18:50 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtowwrurq22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mtkdhv2xx72dOh the trials and tribulations of being the one bringing the family take away home when you’re so hungry the aroma is enough to make your asshole try to eat your underwear. Maybe I should start wearing it again 🤔20 Aug 2026 22:51 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtkdhv2xx72dhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mtkchzc6wh2dHe couldn’t even defeat one of these. [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Aug 2026 22:33 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtkchzc6wh2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mtkcab7fvx2dHCR has made the point that up until this term, he’s always had someone to bail him out and keep him from making these catastrophic mistakes. They’re all gone. [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Aug 2026 22:29 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtkcab7fvx2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mtkc3i6uhh2d [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Aug 2026 22:26 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtkc3i6uhh2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mtkbuzpkuh2dGee, what are the odds that she’s a Russian agent? [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Aug 2026 22:22 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtkbuzpkuh2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mtjgtbchdk2a [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Aug 2026 14:18 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjgtbchdk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mtjfztgg5s2a20 Aug 2026 14:04 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjfztgg5s2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mtecz7npfc2xHappy Tuesday18 Aug 2026 13:27 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtecz7npfc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mtcqouq5es2pDon’t allow yourself to be turned away for any reason without demanding and receiving a provisional ballot. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Aug 2026 22:26 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtcqouq5es2phttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mtcfyge2hs2pMy calendar at work17 Aug 2026 19:15 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtcfyge2hs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mtbtoffbbc2p✊ [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Aug 2026 13:47 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtbtoffbbc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mtbj4hja3k2pTom: Jerry, are you familiar with the expression "Curiosity strangled the cat"? Jerry: I always thought it was "Curiosity killed the cat". Tom: God lives in the details, Jerry.17 Aug 2026 10:38 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtbj4hja3k2phttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mtbatvsoas2pNot having him anywhere near the levers of power was always just the first step. Total deTrumpification is required. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Aug 2026 08:10 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtbatvsoas2phttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mt7z5d7qs225https://youtu.be/k8fsAe-htOw?is=LDO8weT1kIi3I1jX16 Aug 2026 20:19 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt7z5d7qs225https://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mt4ramyxnc2mGee, what with this and reports that our missile stockpiles are critically low, it’s almost like President Inepstein is deliberately trying to weaken the country’s ability to defend itself. [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Aug 2026 13:20 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt4ramyxnc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mt4qacjl2c2mI would rather be my kind of crazy woke than their kind of batshit crazy. [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Aug 2026 13:02 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt4qacjl2c2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mt4iwmg4zc2mhttps://youtu.be/kJaf1k_EdNg?is=V55XoS29M6rSfcM915 Aug 2026 10:51 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt4iwmg4zc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mt4icr54p22mhttps://youtube.com/shorts/NSPo6iwhCqA?is=KAZR2M2e6fatp4sT15 Aug 2026 10:40 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt4icr54p22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mt3cefepac2cFrom Alan’s playlist https://youtu.be/EWE8EJZ4yiI?is=ro4L7_pqz-84lCRL14 Aug 2026 23:21 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt3cefepac2chttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mt2pzbeai22ehttps://youtu.be/k7LK-szPH2g?is=osd1z33YYQGHRw3d14 Aug 2026 17:53 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2pzbeai22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mszt27ji3226If I knew I was gonna make it to 70, I would’ve taken better care of myself. So it goes.14 Aug 2026 09:14 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mszt27ji3226https://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3msyez3ddgk2d@rsilins-bsky.bsky.social Hail Great A'Tuin!13 Aug 2026 19:30 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3msyez3ddgk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mswi3bb6222vhttps://youtu.be/beRi6hRDRCk?is=Ox5ML1bArKjwppsz13 Aug 2026 01:20 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mswi3bb6222vhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3msvbsbvqgs2qhttps://youtu.be/EA9f9F8s0oE?is=c5g3V6172VKMJ3XY12 Aug 2026 13:55 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvbsbvqgs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mstwh4oc7s2o [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Aug 2026 00:59 +0000at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstwh4oc7s2o