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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Lucky heathen husband and father standing with folks who are the targets of this regime. I often use profanity like punctuation. No DMs, porn or sales pitches, please. You need a bio and at least some original posts of your own for a follow back.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social</link><title>@alansmithee1956.bsky.social - AlanSmithee</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mqkquvhk722q</link><description>EPSTEIN &#xA;EPSTEIN &#xA;EPSTEIN&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>13 Jul 2026 22:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqkquvhk722q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mqkqoutcdk2q</link><description>So apparently, SC still has a Miss Graham for a Senator. For now.</description><pubDate>13 Jul 2026 22:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqkqoutcdk2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mqjuqlddy22m</link><pubDate>13 Jul 2026 14:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqjuqlddy22m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mqjspezbb22o</link><description>Aortic dissection, eh? Like John Ritter. Only John was widely loved, not widely despised.</description><pubDate>13 Jul 2026 13:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqjspezbb22o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mqi6va3tgc2k</link><description>History is written by the winners so we better fucking win.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>12 Jul 2026 22:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqi6va3tgc2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mqhjv3veyc25</link><description>“A brief and sudden illness”. Details.</description><pubDate>12 Jul 2026 15:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqhjv3veyc25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mqgntlosqs2k</link><description>I regret nothing I’ve posted about Lindsey Graham. Nothing.</description><pubDate>12 Jul 2026 07:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqgntlosqs2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mqfpugab3s2e</link><description>So reportedly President Inepstein has issued orders to attack Iran if he’s unalived by them. What if it’s domestic though? 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I really fear it’s a prophecy about the U.S.</description><pubDate>08 Jul 2026 19:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq5udyj62k2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mq2wwffi3c2k</link><description>Them: “Why do you go to so much trouble to annoy me?”&#xA;&#xA;Me: “It’s no trouble.”</description><pubDate>07 Jul 2026 15:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pcpmo7lfsgthnw2r65zxvmua/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq2wwffi3c2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/alansmithee1956.bsky.social/post/3mpt4qqmnt22j</link><description>Woke up this morning (always a good start to the day at my age) to find we lost power in our section on a day forecast to be over 100. 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