Hermit, husband, cat-haver, fiction-reader, TV-watcher Please don't message me :)https://bsky.app/profile/thenarwhal.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/thenarwhal.bsky.social/post/3mky3evkatk2jBy far the most annoying thing about Will Stancil is the way there's that cloud of bees constantly buzzing around his head, and the bees are yelling "Why u always put so much honey on your face!?" and he is yelling "I don't put honey on my face!" and there is in fact no honey on his face.03 May 2026 21:17 +0000at://did:plc:pctitrs76tex2wf27iis7bea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mky3evkatk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/thenarwhal.bsky.social/post/3mkietrz6o22zBreath of the Wild (gas from your face, undeveloped setting) Tears of the Kingdom (liquid from your face, more developed) From this, we can extrapolate with 98.9% certainty that the next big Zelda game will be "Boogers of the Metropolis."27 Apr 2026 15:23 +0000at://did:plc:pctitrs76tex2wf27iis7bea/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkietrz6o22z