https://bsky.app/profile/bojohnsoncomedy.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/bojohnsoncomedy.bsky.social/post/3lhwk2umvak24I spent the first 13 years of my life sleeping on a futon, I think my parents knew I was gonna try and be an artist for a living11 Feb 2025 20:52 +0000at://did:plc:pdez7lpcvl74lfsqr5ioxviu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhwk2umvak24https://bsky.app/profile/bojohnsoncomedy.bsky.social/post/3lhubxcaqks2vTo egg someone’s house in this economy you REALLY have to hate them.10 Feb 2025 23:22 +0000at://did:plc:pdez7lpcvl74lfsqr5ioxviu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhubxcaqks2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/bojohnsoncomedy.bsky.social/post/3lhu6ibd5as2vMy girlfriend told me she wanted to go to a hibachi grill for her birthday cause she loves getting to see the food get made in front of. But the one in our neighborhood closed, so I took her to a Chipotle instead10 Feb 2025 22:20 +0000at://did:plc:pdez7lpcvl74lfsqr5ioxviu/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhu6ibd5as2v