any girl is a wife girl if she wifes with her girlhttps://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3muz5hxpbqs2bHearing phantom sounds in my apartment and thinking it’s Viggó :(08 Sep 2026 13:39 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3muz5hxpbqs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3muyvx4qba22vI got myself one of those higher end vibrating toothbrushes and it’s kind of crazy how clean my teeth feel all day. I was using a cheap-ish one from the grocery store and always felt like my teeth were fuzzy again minutes after brushing. Game changing08 Sep 2026 11:24 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3muyvx4qba22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3muyqusynjs2uI still find it so interesting that in my corner of fundie Christianity, we only talked about them as Pilgrims or as Protestants. The power of “puritanical” as a negative word was so strong that we instinctively avoided using it to describe the very people who coined it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Sep 2026 09:53 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3muyqusynjs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3muyqc7a34s2uUS Slop: “ayyyyye you Europeans would be speaking German without us.” “Europe doesn’t have A/C because all the entrepreneurs moved to the US.” And my current favourite, courtesy my mother: “Europe isn’t Christian anymore because all the faithful followed g*d’s commands to go to the new world”08 Sep 2026 09:43 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3muyqc7a34s2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3muypc2lmxc2uMedically induced coma tonight, queen?08 Sep 2026 09:25 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3muypc2lmxc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3muwkkfe4rs2dSometimes I fucking hate the fucking Euroslop that I have to endure as the only American in my lab07 Sep 2026 12:55 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwkkfe4rs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3muwfyuugos2uTHE MINUTE THAT SEPTEMBER HIT I ACCIDENTALLY WENT OFF MY MEDICINE07 Sep 2026 11:33 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwfyuugos2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3muw7ylpph22uGreat, my recurring nightmares now involve one of my favourite animals harming me. Can I stop this damn carousel and get off it?07 Sep 2026 09:46 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3muw7ylpph22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3muulwk3l722uI just came back from a coffee/late lunch with my French colleague (he has major Divorced Dad vibes - I love him), who told me that he feels the same about France as I do about the US - you couldn’t pay him to move back because of the political situation. I know he thinks I’m daft.06 Sep 2026 18:14 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3muulwk3l722uhttps://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3mutubxfj4227It’s actually very simple: if I don’t have something to listen to, I have to listen to The Dark and no one wants me to listen to The Dark. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 11:11 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mutubxfj4227https://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3mutua5c63c27You may be wondering why I am now more than 90% done with listening to Ready Player One on audiobook when I’m dunking on it on social media. I too, am wondering that.06 Sep 2026 11:10 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mutua5c63c27https://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3muttwrknek27Pro-tip: if you want to experience profound secondhand cringe, listen to the audiobook of Ready Player One just to hear a respectable sounding man saying l337-speak aloud without hesitation06 Sep 2026 11:05 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3muttwrknek27https://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3mutttbjomk27The fact that Ready Player One was a NYT bestseller is really doing wonders for reinforcing my superiority complex.06 Sep 2026 11:03 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mutttbjomk27https://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3muonbdpy6s2xOk but what the fuck do you mean I’m getting sick AGAIN04 Sep 2026 09:22 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3muonbdpy6s2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3mumqs55zec2cI am going to make it through this year if it kills me03 Sep 2026 15:20 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumqs55zec2chttps://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3mumbqrwxvk2aHey you got games on your phone?03 Sep 2026 10:51 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumbqrwxvk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3muk32ebf5k2jDisassociating through the mental health and resilience workshop02 Sep 2026 13:45 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3muk32ebf5k2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3muk2papggc2j“Balance is not something you find, it’s something you build. Make breathing a habit.” Kill me please02 Sep 2026 13:39 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3muk2papggc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3mujyks7acc2jWe’re getting a lecture on mental resilience and stress management from a former cop therapist who’s going to teach us the skills they taught cops to self regulate. 🧐02 Sep 2026 13:01 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mujyks7acc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3mujndmsxos2jJust told one of my coworkers he should try micro needling and minoxidil because his hairline is about to meet his neck. Maybe I really am a mean lesbian.02 Sep 2026 09:40 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mujndmsxos2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3mujgo6h5tk2pNothing funny to say. Just sad, lonely, and really overstimulated from talking to my coworkers02 Sep 2026 07:41 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mujgo6h5tk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3muhgvbe36s2tDay two of “this onsite could have been an email”01 Sep 2026 12:39 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhgvbe36s2thttps://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3muerlce2y22pMy apartment is filled with traces of Viggó’s presence. I know he’s still alive and being cared for by the best people, but I still feel like I’m mourning.31 Aug 2026 11:12 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3muerlce2y22phttps://bsky.app/profile/sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social/post/3muck5gsi5s2sMy apartment is so sad and cold without Viggó here :(30 Aug 2026 13:54 +0000at://did:plc:pehdly6ntep7bpytv73d7txw/app.bsky.feed.post/3muck5gsi5s2s