they beat my ass on the new american gladiators but aren't gonna show the footage because they said there was no "entertainment value" in what went down that dayhttps://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3muezdnopdk25Reminder to hold on to your physical media31 Aug 2026 13:31 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3muezdnopdk25https://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3mttvmltv6c2fAfter years of grainy video, this is the best footage we have of him yet. Urban legend my ass.24 Aug 2026 18:10 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mttvmltv6c2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3mtmatxcjhc2i21 Aug 2026 17:09 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmatxcjhc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3mtmatxcjhc2i21 Aug 2026 17:09 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmatxcjhc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3mtlwp37qok24Wrote some jokes about how bad the vibes are on the next console generation [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Aug 2026 14:08 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtlwp37qok24https://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3mtjrwnawak2qI’m not worried about AI. It will never replace me (I give shitty haircuts at a Supercuts)20 Aug 2026 17:37 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjrwnawak2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3mtjm5pjpbc2rGreat news! I finally escaped the NFT my old techbro boss locked me in like I was General Zod. It was cold and I missed my family!20 Aug 2026 15:54 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjm5pjpbc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3mt3pa4htzc2nhere’s a little video i posted on the other dozen apps 🤗15 Aug 2026 03:11 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt3pa4htzc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3mt2e74jmjk2uThank you for the shoutout!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Aug 2026 14:21 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2e74jmjk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3msxvbbuof22nWatching a line cook, a hostess, and the manager do cocaine in the walk-in while his recon person loses a fight at the pool table13 Aug 2026 14:49 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3msxvbbuof22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3mstki2s2wk22what the fuck Parker [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Aug 2026 21:25 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstki2s2wk22https://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3msq53hncjs2e10 Aug 2026 12:47 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3msq53hncjs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3msitu3dupc2zMy latest for Palette Swap! [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Aug 2026 15:13 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3msitu3dupc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3msghfvy3cs2vI wish GG Allin would’ve lived long enough to have had Instagram and do a Tiny Desk06 Aug 2026 16:25 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3msghfvy3cs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3mrul3w4hls27Imagine if Elon got into the NBA and started tweeting shit like “I will slam dunk a basketball by 2030.”30 Jul 2026 13:44 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrul3w4hls27https://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3mrfpvrggsk2pLeBron is one step closer to dunking on his son in a game24 Jul 2026 16:00 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrfpvrggsk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3mrfnvo5xos2pBefore they were The California Raisins, they were….24 Jul 2026 15:24 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrfnvo5xos2phttps://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3mredrua4vs2zRevisiting this banger and Mario does the Weapons run lmao24 Jul 2026 02:50 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mredrua4vs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3mredrua4vs2zRevisiting this banger and Mario does the Weapons run lmao24 Jul 2026 02:50 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mredrua4vs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3mrb5kv5igk22Jon Taffer watching me grab a hot burger off the grill and try to flip it with my hands22 Jul 2026 20:21 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrb5kv5igk22https://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3mraj7fu4is2rReferences on a job app are wild. "Please tell us about a few strangers that like you."22 Jul 2026 14:16 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mraj7fu4is2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3mr5wjqrty227Might fuck around and blaze my glory later21 Jul 2026 13:37 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr5wjqrty227https://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3mr46n5wmoc2j20 Jul 2026 20:57 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr46n5wmoc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/markroebuck.bsky.social/post/3mr3fpj6nvk2b"Infinity Vision" are special glasses that make it look like Robert Downey Jr plays all the parts [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Jul 2026 13:31 +0000at://did:plc:pfueayoslogupnp76ama4s2n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3fpj6nvk2b