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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Huge dork.  Autistic. Greysexual. HUGE loser. &#xA;American.  Trump sucks.&#xA;&#xA;https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pghlpclvmq5bx45krbsjntlf/feed/top-skeets</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danibananica.bsky.social</link><title>@danibananica.bsky.social - DaniBananica</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danibananica.bsky.social/post/3mvvcw2ozqk2v</link><description>Ahoy, mateys. It be good knowins ya’ but I be walkin’ the plank now. Arrrrr</description><pubDate>19 Sep 2026 18:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pghlpclvmq5bx45krbsjntlf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvvcw2ozqk2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danibananica.bsky.social/post/3mvv2s6lao22v</link><description>My brother is back out there. I feel like a monster but it has to be so because he would not make any effort to improve his situation. He sat in my couch and avoided responsibility for over a month while eating me out of  house and home. I’ll him for his birthday in a little over a month…</description><pubDate>19 Sep 2026 16:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pghlpclvmq5bx45krbsjntlf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvv2s6lao22v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danibananica.bsky.social/post/3mvtbrzjqo22s</link><description>WHY is it taking so long for Devil Wears Prada 2 to be streaming somewhere I’m already paying for without asking for extra money?!</description><pubDate>18 Sep 2026 23:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pghlpclvmq5bx45krbsjntlf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvtbrzjqo22s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danibananica.bsky.social/post/3mvt6bsm4bc2s</link><description>Also - my neighbours seem to have adopted Scrappy-Doo</description><pubDate>18 Sep 2026 22:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pghlpclvmq5bx45krbsjntlf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvt6bsm4bc2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danibananica.bsky.social/post/3mvt622s3jk2s</link><description>I don’t eat any fruit that isn’t citrus because of my autistic food hangups. So the fact that I have a European pear tree in my yard has been wasted. Until now. I’ve found out that butterflies love it!  The left is a picturesque pear. The right is the rotting corpse of a pear feeding butterflies</description><pubDate>18 Sep 2026 21:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pghlpclvmq5bx45krbsjntlf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvt622s3jk2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danibananica.bsky.social/post/3mvslkkydb22s</link><description>I pled for a mental health day and my boss (it being a smallish company) understood. I went in this morning and “caught up” on a long-running project that is nearly done then left for the weekend with her blessing. I’m about to take out my rage on some bushes in my yard that I hate</description><pubDate>18 Sep 2026 16:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pghlpclvmq5bx45krbsjntlf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvslkkydb22s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danibananica.bsky.social/post/3mvqyq7o6ss2l</link><description>Okay. So explain this to me like I’m 12. How does Kraft have anything to do with Sheeran’s decisions? Is he like his manager or something?</description><pubDate>18 Sep 2026 01:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:pghlpclvmq5bx45krbsjntlf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqyq7o6ss2l</guid></item></channel></rss>