"Some problems solve themselves. Others require assistance." Literate Megaman X OC by Wolfe.https://bsky.app/profile/cleanup-unit.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanup-unit.bsky.social/post/3mjsq4l5z5223She maintains it religiously. Pretty much fond of it. And would kill someone for it without a question asked. For a Reploid, she could hack into pretty much everything. But here she is with her typewriter. "Names Virago. Cleaner for Hire. Probably the strays brought you here, huh?" [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Apr 2026 00:46 +0000at://did:plc:pgqnerlfubsgcrjfk5x2i54b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjsq4l5z5223https://bsky.app/profile/cleanup-unit.bsky.social/post/3mjsoaf3les23Guess you could call her old fashioned. Because she totally is. Just stuck in the past. The animals love the sound. Even a cat is sleeping on her arms while she types. CLACK. CLACK. CLACK. DONE. Though she turns around. "Oh, hey. You needed something?" [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Apr 2026 00:13 +0000at://did:plc:pgqnerlfubsgcrjfk5x2i54b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjsoaf3les23https://bsky.app/profile/cleanup-unit.bsky.social/post/3mjsmhff2ps23CLACK. CLACK. The sound echoes softly through the warehouse. Virago doesn’t look up as she types, the warm lamp casting light over neat stacks of paper. “Door was unlocked.” CLACK. A pause. Then, calmly: “If you’re here for me, give me a second.” Another key presses down. CLACK. “almost done.”18 Apr 2026 23:41 +0000at://did:plc:pgqnerlfubsgcrjfk5x2i54b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjsmhff2ps23https://bsky.app/profile/cleanup-unit.bsky.social/post/3mjsjegkcus23"That's totally understandable. Wouldn't want you to compromise yourself." Though she tips her fedora. "Still appreciated. Just make sure to lose your tracks." [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Apr 2026 22:46 +0000at://did:plc:pgqnerlfubsgcrjfk5x2i54b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjsjegkcus23https://bsky.app/profile/cleanup-unit.bsky.social/post/3mjshagxutk23"Suspicious activity, huh?" Tapping her chin in thought. "I already take out the cameras without being noticed. Hack into the systems. I'm good at that stuff. But do you know what type of security? Because last time, they just weren't a challenge." [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Apr 2026 22:08 +0000at://did:plc:pgqnerlfubsgcrjfk5x2i54b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjshagxutk23https://bsky.app/profile/cleanup-unit.bsky.social/post/3mjs5wz5snk23"You get used to it. All in all, shit happens. You gimme a contract, I do my part of the deal. But I investigate first. If it's someone innocent that needs to be killed, I flip the contract and it's the employer being the target. Names Virago. You are?" She rose an eyebrow. [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Apr 2026 19:21 +0000at://did:plc:pgqnerlfubsgcrjfk5x2i54b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjs5wz5snk23https://bsky.app/profile/cleanup-unit.bsky.social/post/3mjrwm6r6g22y"You misunderstood. That's before killing them that I tidy up because I can't stand everything looking like a bomb was thrown in and exploded." Virago just laughs and twirls her cigarette in her mouth. "I'm not a cleaning freak if that's what you're on about. Old habits,I guess." [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Apr 2026 17:10 +0000at://did:plc:pgqnerlfubsgcrjfk5x2i54b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjrwm6r6g22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanup-unit.bsky.social/post/3mjqen3acuc26"Hey,you're blowing my cover here,kiddo." She casually adds before taking a hold of her hat and putting it on Iskra's head. Virago wasn't really complaining. Usually dark and broody. But with Iskra around? She's totally different. "What's on your agend today?" [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Apr 2026 02:16 +0000at://did:plc:pgqnerlfubsgcrjfk5x2i54b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjqen3acuc26https://bsky.app/profile/cleanup-unit.bsky.social/post/3mjpuqy5hak23🚬 Oh, yeah. I'm actually pretty chill and friendly so you don't have to worry about me. 😂 You can always send me memes in order to interact with me kek. 🚬17 Apr 2026 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:pgqnerlfubsgcrjfk5x2i54b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjpuqy5hak23https://bsky.app/profile/cleanup-unit.bsky.social/post/3mjptwuk52223"Yeah, sure you fucking are. Just stay out of my business and you're good. At this point you're just wasting my time so I'll just walk away." Blowing the smoke of her cigarette at the front and turning her back to walk off. "Tch." [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Apr 2026 21:17 +0000at://did:plc:pgqnerlfubsgcrjfk5x2i54b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjptwuk52223https://bsky.app/profile/cleanup-unit.bsky.social/post/3mjpsltusyc23"... Are you even listening? I'm not a Bounty Hunter. I couldn't give less of a fuck about that Dynamo guy. And yeah, I take contracts from clients to clean up their mess. But if I find out they're lying...? I kill them instead. Harming innocents is out of the way. What do you want? " [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Apr 2026 20:53 +0000at://did:plc:pgqnerlfubsgcrjfk5x2i54b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjpsltusyc23https://bsky.app/profile/cleanup-unit.bsky.social/post/3mjpqabc63c23"I don't know who or what that Dynamo is. I'm a Cleaner for Hire, kid. Killing is my business... And business is good. My only rule is; No kids, no women or animals." Virago simply adds, twirling the cigarette between her mouth and smiling. "Anything you need or just wasting my time, hm?" [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Apr 2026 20:11 +0000at://did:plc:pgqnerlfubsgcrjfk5x2i54b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjpqabc63c23https://bsky.app/profile/cleanup-unit.bsky.social/post/3mjpnns5jpc2t"The worst thing about killing my targets? Having to clean up and adjust their clothes before I finish them off. Because a professional like myself has standards and I can't stand everything looking dirty and out of order."17 Apr 2026 19:24 +0000at://did:plc:pgqnerlfubsgcrjfk5x2i54b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjpnns5jpc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanup-unit.bsky.social/post/3mjo6mjhs622tLet it be known I was held at gunpoint as a hostage by him until I made the account. "Me? I just joined cause of Iskra. She's a fun girlie. If anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room." [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Apr 2026 05:23 +0000at://did:plc:pgqnerlfubsgcrjfk5x2i54b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjo6mjhs622thttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanup-unit.bsky.social/post/3mjo2dchqgc2t"Let's just say that this time around I'm just taking care of some fucks that took something of mine. You're free to tag along. Everything in my arsenal is yours so feel free to pick your poison." This wasn't their first rodeo. And she's having fun with Iskra. Actually smiling. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Apr 2026 04:06 +0000at://did:plc:pgqnerlfubsgcrjfk5x2i54b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjo2dchqgc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanup-unit.bsky.social/post/3mjn2a3h2nc2eConstant errors. I just joined for fuck sakes. Trying to figure out this fucking platform,bro. I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT. VIRAGO WHAT DID YOU DO? "I'LL TURN YOU INTO SWISS CHEESE WITH HOLES IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP,WOLFE!" [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Apr 2026 18:31 +0000at://did:plc:pgqnerlfubsgcrjfk5x2i54b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjn2a3h2nc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanup-unit.bsky.social/post/3mjmzn4btc22qVirago’s Review—Friday the 13th “Camp was poorly secured. Staff ignored multiple warnings and separated repeatedly. Killer relied on surprise rather than skill.Victims made avoidable decisions. Outcome: expected.” Hate? Thinks everyone involved could’ve survived if they weren’t… that inefficient.16 Apr 2026 18:21 +0000at://did:plc:pgqnerlfubsgcrjfk5x2i54b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjmzn4btc22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/cleanup-unit.bsky.social/post/3mjmxfi7bh22s"Please provide accurate details when reaching out. Misleading information complicates the process." (Translation: "I will kill you if you lie"). Specialty: Corpse Disposal, Brutal Execution, Torture, Black Ops, High-Risk Cleanups. Species: Reploid.16 Apr 2026 17:41 +0000at://did:plc:pgqnerlfubsgcrjfk5x2i54b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjmxfi7bh22s