International Ape of Mysteryhttps://bsky.app/profile/bazookles.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/bazookles.bsky.social/post/3lqb5qblj7225poo sky LMFAO28 May 2025 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:phz3c2ftjdloswt5qcmpxnuk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqb5qblj7225https://bsky.app/profile/bazookles.bsky.social/post/3lld466xihs2lgiving coworker a $25 Amazon gift card only for them to find out i already used it to buy their real gift, 4500 live pre-fed ladybugs27 Mar 2025 01:04 +0000at://did:plc:phz3c2ftjdloswt5qcmpxnuk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lld466xihs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/bazookles.bsky.social/post/3lld3jdssbc2lGot stuck inside of a transformer mid-transformation and ended up killing it so now I gotta figure out how to get my car back27 Mar 2025 00:52 +0000at://did:plc:phz3c2ftjdloswt5qcmpxnuk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lld3jdssbc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/bazookles.bsky.social/post/3lenk66khos2sI may have thrown the earth off of its rotation by just a little bit after that last crashout... sorry!!01 Jan 2025 02:45 +0000at://did:plc:phz3c2ftjdloswt5qcmpxnuk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lenk66khos2shttps://bsky.app/profile/bazookles.bsky.social/post/3ldlaz4zq7c2pYou think that's bad? My roommate was the Easter Bunny! I came home from work one day and the whole house stunk. So yeah... that just happened.18 Dec 2024 11:30 +0000at://did:plc:phz3c2ftjdloswt5qcmpxnuk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldlaz4zq7c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/bazookles.bsky.social/post/3ldhrd3wl6c2fWhy couldn't I have been born into a family of shamans Ugh.. born on an ancient wellspring of magic.. Awesome innate powers instead I guess..17 Dec 2024 02:11 +0000at://did:plc:phz3c2ftjdloswt5qcmpxnuk/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldhrd3wl6c2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/bazookles.bsky.social/post/3lcfcn6wsss2bThe mystic on top of the mountain unlocked my true potential. I have control over cigarettes and cardboard now03 Dec 2024 09:18 +0000at://did:plc:phz3c2ftjdloswt5qcmpxnuk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcfcn6wsss2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/bazookles.bsky.social/post/3lbdtc5fjw22vDon't ask me how, but I feel as if I am more likely to see Banjo from Banjo Kazooie with a fat ass on this website than I am anywhere else.20 Nov 2024 01:46 +0000at://did:plc:phz3c2ftjdloswt5qcmpxnuk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbdtc5fjw22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/bazookles.bsky.social/post/3lbc2hlrx4s2zI have yet to find 'Awesome Sauce' and will continue looking for it. Should it take my whole life, so be it.19 Nov 2024 08:49 +0000at://did:plc:phz3c2ftjdloswt5qcmpxnuk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbc2hlrx4s2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/bazookles.bsky.social/post/3lbau5qf7ns2eI eat my treats so damn neatly Never leaving crumbs I am the ultimate snack master18 Nov 2024 21:23 +0000at://did:plc:phz3c2ftjdloswt5qcmpxnuk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbau5qf7ns2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/bazookles.bsky.social/post/3lb6agi37bs2lI came into this world with a slice of pizza in one hand and a football in the other17 Nov 2024 20:25 +0000at://did:plc:phz3c2ftjdloswt5qcmpxnuk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6agi37bs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/bazookles.bsky.social/post/3laz6dh3blk2iJust a quick advisory for anyone browsing my page: My posts MAY have trace amounts of lead that through prolonged exposure could prove to be a health hazard.15 Nov 2024 20:04 +0000at://did:plc:phz3c2ftjdloswt5qcmpxnuk/app.bsky.feed.post/3laz6dh3blk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/bazookles.bsky.social/post/3laz3tcwpx22iI love poisons I love toxins i love acids and venoms15 Nov 2024 19:19 +0000at://did:plc:phz3c2ftjdloswt5qcmpxnuk/app.bsky.feed.post/3laz3tcwpx22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/bazookles.bsky.social/post/3lax6hmie7k2jWhat the hell do you mean I have an invalid handle15 Nov 2024 01:01 +0000at://did:plc:phz3c2ftjdloswt5qcmpxnuk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lax6hmie7k2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/bazookles.bsky.social/post/3lax6go2geq2uAh yes time to see GHOST CAT ANZU, now in theaters15 Nov 2024 01:00 +0000at://did:plc:phz3c2ftjdloswt5qcmpxnuk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lax6go2geq2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/bazookles.bsky.social/post/3lat2t3j5aq26There's a criminal at large, and his name is 'Safety First'13 Nov 2024 09:45 +0000at://did:plc:phz3c2ftjdloswt5qcmpxnuk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lat2t3j5aq26https://bsky.app/profile/bazookles.bsky.social/post/3lat2mg5yer2pRaindrops keep falling on my head... then suddenly I'm filled with ogres dread...13 Nov 2024 09:41 +0000at://did:plc:phz3c2ftjdloswt5qcmpxnuk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lat2mg5yer2phttps://bsky.app/profile/bazookles.bsky.social/post/3lastkiws4s2zdream blunt rotation is a morgue with 4 dead guys so none of those fuckers hog me weed13 Nov 2024 07:35 +0000at://did:plc:phz3c2ftjdloswt5qcmpxnuk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lastkiws4s2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/bazookles.bsky.social/post/3laeyd2gk4v2oAll you can eat sushi restaurant is getting wise to my appetite, just bit down on a piece of nigiri laced with dynamite!07 Nov 2024 19:23 +0000at://did:plc:phz3c2ftjdloswt5qcmpxnuk/app.bsky.feed.post/3laeyd2gk4v2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/bazookles.bsky.social/post/3lada3aibqg2eJoey Skunkspray on the mic about to make the whole club shit themselves07 Nov 2024 02:37 +0000at://did:plc:phz3c2ftjdloswt5qcmpxnuk/app.bsky.feed.post/3lada3aibqg2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/bazookles.bsky.social/post/3laczy24f222sthe sea monkeys erected a statue in my honor after I dropped my Mario game into their tank. To them I am God and also Mario's dad07 Nov 2024 00:47 +0000at://did:plc:phz3c2ftjdloswt5qcmpxnuk/app.bsky.feed.post/3laczy24f222s