America's Favorite Liability© "Everything he touches turns to gold except the stuff that turns to ashes. Unless you try, you'll never know." Engineering of various types. ICE must be destroyed condorpuma.93 on Signal He/Him https://bio.toad.city/@bradhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.cityhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkyp5fi4ak2bMore like Giulian't04 May 2026 03:10 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyp5fi4ak2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkyl4ku2vs2bIf you ever see me post something that indicates that I care in any capacity about the birth rate, that is a signal that you are to come find and kill me.04 May 2026 01:58 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyl4ku2vs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkyhwgdiyk2vTo crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 May 2026 01:01 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyhwgdiyk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkyhrbaak22bWhy don't I ever find a small box containing $17,000 in cash while digging in my yard? I can't win in this cold bitch life04 May 2026 00:58 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyhrbaak22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkygarxklk2vHell yeah I hope whatever it is causes immense suffering [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 May 2026 00:31 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkygarxklk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkyg3ocink2bCharlie Kirk's shooter is going to walk because Kash Patel has literally no qualifications and can't stay sober for 20 minutes lmfao04 May 2026 00:28 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyg3ocink2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkyf2qixrs2vIf they think this is a revolutionary takeover, they're going to be absolutely shocked by what happens to them on the other side of this [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 May 2026 00:10 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyf2qixrs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mky65tohcs2vOh my fucking god https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy0294829ndo03 May 2026 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mky65tohcs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mky5emjvnc2bWatching Blackberry (2024) is a trip because I worked in phone sales for pretty much the entire back half of Blackberry's market dominance and downfall in the wake of the iphone. It was a crazy time lol03 May 2026 21:52 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mky5emjvnc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkxxoagnoc2bI really hope we see a terrestrial replacement for GPS in my lifetime03 May 2026 20:10 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxxoagnoc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkxwyry6w22bMy only real conspiracy that I'm signed onto is that Ghost Murmur is completely made up03 May 2026 19:58 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxwyry6w22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkxqxn56ds2bis there a good reason NOT TO graft a persimmon tree to one of its filial siblings as an experiment?03 May 2026 18:10 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxqxn56ds2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkxquyjzgs2vGiven that chatbots train on user chat history, that is less hilarious to me [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 May 2026 18:09 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxquyjzgs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkxp65dt3c2vSignificantly more dangerous with more preparation to make safe than poke, a native american plant that people treat like it will kill their family if they look at it for too long. Poke shoots are delicious. [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 May 2026 17:38 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxp65dt3c2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkxowbeqjk2vSam Altman is personally accountable for every death. Easy peasy. Done [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 May 2026 17:34 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxowbeqjk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkxof7vxs22vYour restaurant experience is only like this if you're an alcoholic [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 May 2026 17:24 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxof7vxs22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkxnzje4w22vI fucking love this chart but I don't know if it would teach anything to a person looking at it that didn't already know the basics of these things. For example, "EM waves can be polarized. This is proof that they are transverse waves." That's true but the graphic did not teach it, it just said it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 May 2026 17:18 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxnzje4w22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkxmbgwet22bI've been wearing shemaghs since like 2007 and spent my early working life surrounded by and spending time with Palestinians. The two things were never even related to each other until 5 years ago. I'm not sure how to feel about it.03 May 2026 16:46 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxmbgwet22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkwkqjf3vk2bQuesadillas are the PB&J of tortillas in that both of those items are ridiculously overpowered for how simple they are to construct03 May 2026 06:46 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwkqjf3vk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkwk4qjnys2vImagine an apex predator the size of the school bus and with the problem solving ability of a young human https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qReEt7vjHA03 May 2026 06:35 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwk4qjnys2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkwi2pmeys2bHow long will I say "Damn, I need to get a rasp" to myself while never getting a rasp? Some say that there is no end to this process03 May 2026 05:58 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwi2pmeys2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkwhf7usss2bYou all would not believe how fucking dope the hammer I just ordered is. I'm not even going to tell you because you wouldn't even believe it03 May 2026 05:46 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwhf7usss2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkwh4yyrbc2vSuicidal Ideation Candybar [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 May 2026 05:42 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwh4yyrbc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkwg2yani22bWhen making wind instrument at home, it's important to remember that divorce is always an option for you spouse and your positive attributes only go so far03 May 2026 05:22 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwg2yani22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkwg2drgok2bWhen they sell taper candles as "drip-free," is that because they're for some reason allowed to lie and say the polar opposite of what reality vindicates?03 May 2026 05:22 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwg2drgok2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkweep5ncc2bFat neck, fine tooth, rock and lean Yelling THIS ENDS NOW EAT THE GOD DAMN BEANS03 May 2026 04:52 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkweep5ncc2b