America's Favorite Liability© "Everything he touches turns to gold except the stuff that turns to ashes. Unless you try, you'll never know." Engineering of various types. ICE must be destroyed condorpuma.93 on Signal He/Him https://bio.toad.city/@bradhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.cityhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkwkqjf3vk2bQuesadillas are the PB&J of tortillas in that both of those items are ridiculously overpowered for how simple they are to construct03 May 2026 06:46 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwkqjf3vk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkwk4qjnys2vImagine an apex predator the size of the school bus and with the problem solving ability of a young human https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qReEt7vjHA03 May 2026 06:35 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwk4qjnys2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkwi2pmeys2bHow long will I say "Damn, I need to get a rasp" to myself while never getting a rasp? Some say that there is no end to this process03 May 2026 05:58 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwi2pmeys2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkwhf7usss2bYou all would not believe how fucking dope the hammer I just ordered is. I'm not even going to tell you because you wouldn't even believe it03 May 2026 05:46 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwhf7usss2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkwh4yyrbc2vSuicidal Ideation Candybar [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 May 2026 05:42 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwh4yyrbc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkwg2yani22bWhen making wind instrument at home, it's important to remember that divorce is always an option for you spouse and your positive attributes only go so far03 May 2026 05:22 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwg2yani22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkwg2drgok2bWhen they sell taper candles as "drip-free," is that because they're for some reason allowed to lie and say the polar opposite of what reality vindicates?03 May 2026 05:22 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwg2drgok2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkweep5ncc2bFat neck, fine tooth, rock and lean Yelling THIS ENDS NOW EAT THE GOD DAMN BEANS03 May 2026 04:52 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkweep5ncc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkw7zaimkk2bTactical CPAP machine03 May 2026 03:34 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkw7zaimkk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkw7ogugrk2bNot many people know that "com" in ".com" is short for "compromise"03 May 2026 03:28 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkw7ogugrk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkw7dytoqc2bI think we'll see an unbelievable number of these get destroyed by regular, every day people https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/nation-world/humanoid-robot-manufacturing-scale-factory/507-5137df4b-da76-4009-9ad9-98ee726a309703 May 2026 03:22 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkw7dytoqc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkw6yzisbk2bMy "Sad frog holding a strawberry" tattoo was the perfect tattoo to get in 202603 May 2026 03:16 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkw6yzisbk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkv2hj6md22bIn another year or two I'll be able to start grafting different varieties of apple onto the tree in my front yard02 May 2026 16:22 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkv2hj6md22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkuyrukzrk2bIf you want to be in awe of consciousness and how pervasive it is, the sycophantic plagiarism machine that will never be conscious is not the direction to look.02 May 2026 15:52 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkuyrukzrk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkuye7sxfk22Damn, a lot of smart people are turning out to be stupid as fuck [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 15:44 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkuye7sxfk22https://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkuxoi5ry222Holy shit this thread is hilarious [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 15:32 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkuxoi5ry222https://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mktahdijx22bYou can like ramen while disliking a person throwing a handful of ramen noodles full force directly at your head. The context matters when talking about whether or not you like ramen.01 May 2026 23:04 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktahdijx22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkt2rlgz522bEach new generation is the one that has finally figured out humor and understands the problems with every prior generation's humor01 May 2026 21:22 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkt2rlgz522bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkt2qwxuc22bFor sale: One sewer rat; never worn01 May 2026 21:22 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkt2qwxuc22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mksvq4vbes2bNew species in the yard this year: Wetland Giant Wolf Spider. These motherfuckers look like tarantulas holy fuck01 May 2026 19:52 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksvq4vbes2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkshybsugc2qThis is a hilarious play on words, right? [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 May 2026 15:46 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkshybsugc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkshrz4jrk26I made an oboe out of a garden hose01 May 2026 15:43 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkshrz4jrk26https://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mksgxvf2r22bWhy are people making AI "Lord of the Rings cast then vs now" videos?01 May 2026 15:28 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksgxvf2r22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkrihiug3k2bYou know, I've never seen a fascist protect their femoral artery01 May 2026 06:22 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkrihiug3k2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/toad.city/post/3mkri4xi4nc2fFRESH JAMS FRESH METAL JAMS HERE GET THE JAMS WHILE THEY'RE HOT RIGHT HERE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H4DBA49N3A01 May 2026 06:16 +0000at://did:plc:pi3zhvcqttk2hrdpmkynqrfi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkri4xi4nc2f