“Official” account for all Six Flags amusement parks. Follow for all Six Flags updates, news, and announcements! Visit our site: https://www.sixflags.com/ SATIRE and PARODY of course. Not real account.https://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3m6gtr3jtoc2egoogle how get rid of demonic entity Siri Google how to purge summoned hellbeast from themepark easy please thank you25 Nov 2025 07:43 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6gtr3jtoc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3m5wqannhac23Hey so uhm. big news. Yeah Trump and Clinton were yknow “doing it” at one of our parks. We didn’t wanna say anything, frankly we tried getting them to leave but Putin kept telling us we’d get nuked if we stopped it so we just tried to hide it. Srry :/ - Six Flags Management18 Nov 2025 21:57 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5wqannhac23https://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3m376emhflc2kKings Island, Ohio on Sunday night! - Six Flags Management15 Oct 2025 02:16 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3m376emhflc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3m2zu3xsaus2ku got bloons td6? - Six Flags Management12 Oct 2025 23:28 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2zu3xsaus2khttps://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3luj5lwhn6s2tSorry for the lack of content, folks! Our power went out for several months and we haven’t bothered fixing it, as no one gives a shit anyways! Just pay us exorbitant amounts for necessities such as water (like normal) and everything will be fine. Happy rollercoastering! - Six Flags Management21 Jul 2025 23:32 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3luj5lwhn6s2thttps://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3lkowx2qvds2dI can see you reading this. - Six Flags Management19 Mar 2025 00:37 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkowx2qvds2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3ljpvshoe722oWhy are potatoes so fucking good like wtf -Six Flags Management06 Mar 2025 16:24 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljpvshoe722ohttps://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3lik7jf5a5225Happy to alert everyone that in a similar manner to the United States Governmenr, we have begun firing all Emergency Medical Personnel (and pretty much anyone certified to do more than help you park). Happy Rollercoastering! - Six Flags Management19 Feb 2025 16:37 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lik7jf5a5225https://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3lhxb6rk6es2dsomething something gulf of america blah blah blah IT SHOULD BE GULF OF SIX FLAGS. someone good at geography and/or history back me up on ts i know im right bcuz I said so - Six Flags Management12 Feb 2025 03:46 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhxb6rk6es2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3lhxatvz4e22dJust heard that MoonPie has declared the State of Florida to now be known henceforth as "MoonPieTown". You fucks, you want war? Florida was ours to conquer, you snuck in before we built a location. Watch your back. Nowhere is safe. - Six Flags Management12 Feb 2025 03:40 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhxatvz4e22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3lhtkyzjwrk2sIn the amusedment park. straight up “sixing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My flags. - Six Flags Management10 Feb 2025 16:31 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhtkyzjwrk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3lhormu2oms2aWe are glad to announce that our Gold & Prestige Membership systems will no longer actually do anything in or outside the park except charge you $399.99 monthly. For the foreseeable future, these Membership systems also remain uncancelable. Happy Rollercoastering! - Six Flags Management08 Feb 2025 18:46 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhormu2oms2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3lfd44jyvl224After several hours, we have successfully taken over 23 separate Burger King locations by force. Casualties were heavy but our employees stand strong. Come fight us, you cowards. - Six Flags Management09 Jan 2025 16:32 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfd44jyvl224https://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3ldwrfrgrb223Yes, Six Flags managers get a holiday break. No, the employees don't. That's not our issue to deal with! - Six Flags Management23 Dec 2024 01:23 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldwrfrgrb223https://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3ldjbzhjjac2jThis fucking guy just shit all over one of our parks tf17 Dec 2024 16:43 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldjbzhjjac2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3ldgrwrlozc2zRitualistic Cannibalism is nowhere near as bad as people say it is at any one of our Six Flags amusement parks. - Six Flags Management16 Dec 2024 16:50 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldgrwrlozc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3ld77balfjc2tissue resolved - Six Flags Management13 Dec 2024 16:27 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld77balfjc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3ld4p5mvsbc2pWe will happily accept TIME’s nomination for “worst business of the year”. Take that you Twitter/X fucks. - Six Flags Management12 Dec 2024 16:33 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld4p5mvsbc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3ld26qbphyk2geven we wouldn’t be that shitty of a healthcare company wtf - Six Flags Management11 Dec 2024 16:34 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld26qbphyk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3lcxnjk7huk2tSecurity footage from December 2nd shows that UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was NOT in our park prior to the events on December 4th. Happy rollercoaster-ing! - Six Flags Management10 Dec 2024 16:21 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcxnjk7huk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3lcv5a5psmk2jDon’t go into surgery 2morrow. I’m paying a doctor to steal your organs. - Six Flags Management09 Dec 2024 16:24 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcv5a5psmk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3lcstsaz6v22fDon’t come today, we want to have free time too. - Six Flags Management08 Dec 2024 18:30 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcstsaz6v22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3lcq6ygftqc22Unfortunately, all rides are scheduled for maintenance today. It would have been easier to do them on separate days, but we like money. Happy rollercoaster-ing! - Six Flags Management07 Dec 2024 17:12 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcq6ygftqc22https://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3lcnlle6bpc2fAll ELECTRICITY has been cut & entrance gates have been LOCKED in order to punish guests for not paying us enough money. Happy rollercoaster-ing! - Six Flags Management06 Dec 2024 16:19 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcnlle6bpc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3lcl46vhrdk2fFood stands have been restocked! All visitors at any of our parks will now be able to purchase chips that cut up the inside of your mouth even more and make life excruciatingly painful for 2 hours. Happy rollercoaster-ing! - Six Flags Management05 Dec 2024 16:39 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcl46vhrdk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3lcitdkan5c2nbig issue - Six Flags Management04 Dec 2024 18:55 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcitdkan5c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3lcil5ggf7k24We are happy to announce a new policy update! Children and elderly visitors at any of our parks will now pay up to 3x the price of a normal ticket to cover unfortunate costs stemming from increased likelihood of death. Happy rollercoaster-ing! - Six Flags Management04 Dec 2024 16:28 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcil5ggf7k24https://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3lcg6t5sqts2bWe are sorry for a previous post that celebrated “record-low” injuries at one of our parks. We have been informed that this is no longer up-to-date. Redundant safety mechanisms remain offline. Happy rollercoaster-ing! - Six Flags Management03 Dec 2024 17:43 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcg6t5sqts2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/sixflags-official.bsky.social/post/3lcg46bi3hc2pWe have had a record-low number of injuries at our park this year! To celebrate, we will be turning off any redundant safety mechanisms on all rides. Happy rollercoaster-ing at Six Flags! - Six Flags Management03 Dec 2024 16:55 +0000at://did:plc:pibsrcarloq3flh3a3j2m5kj/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcg46bi3hc2p