HUMOR. SATIRE. SNARK. 🏳️‍🌈 He/Him WOKE. Animal Shenanigans. Artistic shitposting. Caturday 🐈.https://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlzjj2vyjs2vToday, when I was shopping at Safeway an add for the shingles vaccine interrupted the usual Musak. It contained bleak warnings of pain is suffering. Once the ad had finished, I had glanced around to see if I was alone in the aisle and then I yelled Gutturaly...SHINGLES DON'T CARE!!! https://static.klipy.com/ii/d7aec6f6f171607374b2065c836f92f4/90/fd/w82ACwzn.gif?hh=337&ww=498&mp4=Q46aab66R2hmCFuAa&webm=Juk1Lq3uzS7LU17 May 2026 04:27 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzjj2vyjs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlzir3gl622vPlease avoid Alabama.17 May 2026 04:14 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzir3gl622vhttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlzikc56es2vEvery time my partner loses the remote, I say this...17 May 2026 04:10 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzikc56es2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlzfajxork2vMeet Ricky, he is looking for his forever home. Ricky likes catnap, #Caturdays, scritches and blepping while shredding furniture. He's so much fun! If Ricky seems like the perfect match for you...click the link below for more information. Rickydontcare.com17 May 2026 03:11 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzfajxork2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlze34wfak2vMuch in the same way that flamingos eat brine shrimp to maintain their coloration. Cheetahs have to develop similar methods. #Caturday17 May 2026 02:50 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlze34wfak2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlzdm233tk2v17 May 2026 02:42 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzdm233tk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlzdiiambc2v17 May 2026 02:40 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzdiiambc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlzd5dvex22vThe amount of cookies I’ve watched Cookie Monster waste with his bullshit chewing makes me sick.17 May 2026 02:33 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzd5dvex22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlzcgectkc2vRusty is sick of everybody's shit. #Caturday17 May 2026 02:20 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzcgectkc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlz2idyqzc2vYay!!!16 May 2026 23:58 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlz2idyqzc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlyysxfrfs2iLeopard from kabini forest, karnataka, India. 📷 Sriramulu Ravi Kumar #Caturday16 May 2026 23:29 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyysxfrfs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlyxmp3vys2vPreparing for my presentation "The top 10 things that make me feel good about myself" for my online wellness class later this evening.16 May 2026 23:07 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyxmp3vys2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlyvxslpzk2pSometimes when I'm way too happy I put on the infamous Jan Brady wig to take things down a fucking notch.16 May 2026 22:38 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyvxslpzk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlyv2w65oc2p#Wegovinowcomesinapill Godzilla has beaten Marie Osmond and Cardi B to be crowned Wegovy's first ever advertising spokescryptid. Follow me for weekly weight loss gains and body mapping cartography updates on Godzilla's fascinating brave loss journey. Week #1.16 May 2026 22:21 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyv2w65oc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlyitbbh5k2pI have no clue how I got on this mailing list.16 May 2026 18:42 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyitbbh5k2phttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlyiiq6x6k2pThe reason cats are alway so hungry is that it takes a lot of energy to do this everyday. #Caturday16 May 2026 18:36 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyiiq6x6k2phttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlygqtabms2pCrowned Lemurs (Eulemur coronatus) Madgascar ENDANGERED 📸 Megh Roy Choudhury https://www.inaturalist.org/guide_taxa/28802216 May 2026 18:05 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlygqtabms2phttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlybqnt3qs2aHOSPITALITY REVIEW: I don't recommend.16 May 2026 16:36 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlybqnt3qs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mly6rj26ac2aMan caught red handed trying to starve a cheetah...on a high holy #Caturday no less.16 May 2026 15:42 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mly6rj26ac2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mly5ajdbg22aSex ed really scarred me.16 May 2026 15:15 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mly5ajdbg22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mly4ywdk6c2iBobby Brady strikes again.16 May 2026 15:11 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mly4ywdk6c2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mly3rjpr4s2jDoubters should check out the link below. https://www.newsweek.com/rare-colorized-footage-cats-1897-lumiere-brothers-jerks-169295516 May 2026 14:49 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mly3rjpr4s2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mly2ddozz22aThat time I found Oscar Isaac in the back room of the video store and he insisted we watched this movie together.16 May 2026 14:23 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mly2ddozz22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlxyqkiizk2aI'm now at this juncture with the coffee.16 May 2026 13:55 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlxyqkiizk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlxxxy2dnc2aGood #Caturday morning everybody!!16 May 2026 13:41 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlxxxy2dnc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlwoxplfj223When Pocko hears a bag of dog food being torn open down the street.16 May 2026 01:27 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwoxplfj223https://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlwnjsp2tk23Well of course he is.16 May 2026 01:01 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwnjsp2tk23https://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlwm5eh5y223Please tell me the secret to happiness Mr. Nudibranch.16 May 2026 00:36 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwm5eh5y223https://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlwivizsc226New Species Found After 25-Year Search and Named After Sesame Street’s Snuffleupagus Solenostomus snuffleupagus https://people.com/hairy-ghost-pipefish-new-species-named-after-snuffleupagus-11975096 #BreakingSesameStreetNews15 May 2026 23:38 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwivizsc226https://bsky.app/profile/tevistickles.bsky.social/post/3mlwd3nervk26I saw this on the internet so now you have too. Frother Moths: when these moths feel threatened, they secrete a frothy yellow substance that is noxious and distasteful to predators.15 May 2026 21:54 +0000at://did:plc:pjvaejegc6oaae2c3r2ddgmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwd3nervk26