A Cup of Tea. Curious. Some Kind of Comedian. GUTFUDUM.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mwxr5gmdt22jInside of me there are 2 Wolves 1 Cup.03 Oct 2026 11:16 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwxr5gmdt22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mwx3lfrjis2lLook. I really want to see "Digger". Stop advertising it. It makes me want to see it less.03 Oct 2026 04:50 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwx3lfrjis2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mwwwg7e4js24Inside of me, there are two wolves: Werner Herzog and Klaus Kinski. That's all.03 Oct 2026 03:17 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwwwg7e4js24https://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mwwvzlrd3s24All I ask for in life is to live long enough to see Ray Kurzweil live forever.03 Oct 2026 03:10 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwwvzlrd3s24https://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mwwilkj2rk23Just started a new Senior Accountant position at McGoohan, LLC02 Oct 2026 23:10 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwwilkj2rk23https://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mwrrtqe62c2kWoke up today to find that I had become afflicted with bouillon pits. Beef bouillon pits. The absolute worst bouillon pits you can get afflicted with.01 Oct 2026 02:12 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwrrtqe62c2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mwpcfn62mc2iMy God! The 70's must have smelled...30 Sep 2026 02:31 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwpcfn62mc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mwmvea2qjk2fI sleep so much better if I shower, but I like my stink. How to make me-stink-scented soap?29 Sep 2026 03:32 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwmvea2qjk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mwmv5chwbk2fMy partner and I set the all-time record for most kisses at The Campbell in Grand Central Terminal. 229 Sep 2026 03:28 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwmv5chwbk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mwke7artos2gVacations sound fun, but then it's just museums, parks, restaurants, blah, blah, blah. When I go somewhere on vacation all I really want to do is spend a nice week solving an unsolved homicide. That's how you really get to know a place.28 Sep 2026 03:19 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwke7artos2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mwgmfryvr22pOkay. Sign me up. I'd like to make another comedic Evil Dead movie but instead of a Three Stooges influence, I'd like to inject some Marx Brothers into it.26 Sep 2026 15:36 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwgmfryvr22phttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mwe7hbik4s2xI am committing to staging my first performance at Edinburgh Fringe next year and I have a few questions. First off, how much is too much to charge the city of Edinburgh for my services?25 Sep 2026 16:39 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwe7hbik4s2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mwbytliyds2hI will be in Hamburg, Germany from 10/20/26 - 10/27/26. Looking for a large, charming theatre to perform in. Don't worry about selling tickets. I do not require an audience.24 Sep 2026 19:35 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwbytliyds2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mw5w74bfl22dWriting a grunge song called "Job Will Have His Revenge on Heaven".23 Sep 2026 04:37 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw5w74bfl22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mw3ccwweg227We have GOT to get William Shatner and Laurie Anderson to tour together.22 Sep 2026 03:36 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw3ccwweg227https://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mw3bwomlpk27Don't no one let Judd Apatow make a documentary about me. I'd be furious.22 Sep 2026 03:29 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw3bwomlpk27https://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mvys3urrzk2kI start every morning with a big cup of doubt. And then I imagine that I am a rabid mongoose born of Salvador Dalí and Doctor Doom. Works for me...21 Sep 2026 03:40 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvys3urrzk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mvrgj4atc227People in the hotel room next to me are having loud sex. I'm trying to drown it out by watching "Barry Lyndon" as loud as I can make it.18 Sep 2026 05:24 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvrgj4atc227https://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mvrgidx4l227People in the hotel room next to me are having loud sex. I'm trying to drown it out by watching "Barry Lyndon" as loud as I can make it.18 Sep 2026 05:24 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvrgidx4l227https://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mvrd45mukk25Our hotel uses a cleaner with a weird smell. So I've replaced it with a bottle of Laphroaig. Let's see if anyone notices.18 Sep 2026 04:23 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvrd45mukk25https://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mvo4ap2les27Things have been just so, that I have developed resting Patrick McGoohan face.16 Sep 2026 21:43 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvo4ap2les27https://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mvniptlj322pI want to host a Late Night Talk Show with Colin Stetson as the house band.16 Sep 2026 15:53 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvniptlj322phttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mvld5jdtec26I kept the boxes for our new couch for a few days in case we had to return it. Just finished a grueling hour of breaking down the boxes. As soon as I finished, the sofa exploded.15 Sep 2026 19:08 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvld5jdtec26https://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mvjreefj4s2o"Widow's Bay" was a dreadful slog. Its success makes me not want to live on this planet anymore. But good for the great Stephen Root who had never won for better things.15 Sep 2026 04:17 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjreefj4s2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mvjlwszsnc2vI discovered today that Flat Whites are the Cap-Toe Oxfords of espresso drinks.15 Sep 2026 02:40 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjlwszsnc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mvj3m4axvc2uWhen I tell people I am leaving my job they ask what I'm doing next. It's been fun coming up with different answers. Looking forward to trying, "Are you familiar with Jim Morrison?"14 Sep 2026 21:48 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvj3m4axvc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mvj2fx6wqs24I have no interest in getting a Bikini wax, but at $73 it seems like I should just do it for the hell of it. Can't get brain surgery for that price!14 Sep 2026 21:26 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvj2fx6wqs24https://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mvgb5bvnrc2yRemember what Dylan Thomas famously wrote: "[...] go gentle into that good night [...]"13 Sep 2026 18:49 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgb5bvnrc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mvc3cbem4k2uLooking for an Upper East Side Dry Cleaner who isn't doing it for the first time.12 Sep 2026 02:54 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvc3cbem4k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/jasontkocher.bsky.social/post/3mvc2loidp22uPatrick McGoohan made a great choice casting himself in "The Prisoner". It's like it was made for him.12 Sep 2026 02:41 +0000at://did:plc:pjvpp2a7odgnsdcexbubsf7k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvc2loidp22u