films and jokes at Small Beanshttps://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3mizqausufs24i once got too high and posted on twitter thinking it was bluesky wait is it happening again oh okay we're good09 Apr 2026 02:12 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mizqausufs24https://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3miuezrre7s2equick while they're behind the moon, steal their astronaut wallets06 Apr 2026 23:08 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3miuezrre7s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3mgymaocrgs2ylol look at me fly https://theonion.com/deadwood-now-thats-a-great-show-says-dad-after-17-minute-lapse-in-conversation/14 Mar 2026 04:38 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgymaocrgs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3mc7upy3lgk2blove when writing, blocking, direction, acting, editing, and lighting come together. could talk about how right-left and shot size makes a difference for days - Rocky (1976)12 Jan 2026 10:52 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc7upy3lgk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3mc2mzdjlus2cSheev Palpatine will somehow return in Avengers: Doomsday10 Jan 2026 08:51 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc2mzdjlus2chttps://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3mayomxr5zk2rSometimes there were one set of footprints, other times there was a set of footprints and a set of hand prints. So I asked the lord, "why when I needed you most, was there footprints and hand prints?" The lord replied: "Son, that is when I wheelbarrowed you."27 Dec 2025 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mayomxr5zk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3ltxkvpn4m224SMALL BEANS TALK OVER MOVIES STARTS IN 20 MINUTES [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Jul 2025 23:42 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltxkvpn4m224https://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3lsyuervglc22Stephen King is America https://variety.com/2023/music/news/stephen-king-wife-threatened-divorce-mambo-no-5-1235714923/02 Jul 2025 18:39 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsyuervglc22https://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3lsxkiw4nmc24is bae a thing? I just thought everyone was misspelling my name.02 Jul 2025 06:10 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsxkiw4nmc24https://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3lsuesr7wp22xOh dag we brought back movie night. better get your movie clothes on. https://www.patreon.com/posts/movie-night-on-132309673?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link30 Jun 2025 23:50 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsuesr7wp22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3lslxqoclvk2vI've got a lot of questions about how Small Beans was formed. I figured I'd show some early footage.27 Jun 2025 15:35 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lslxqoclvk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3lo5iy7zsuk2dbeen calling people "sacks" for two days now and am happy to report that I called my therapist to tell them that I will no longer be needing their services01 May 2025 23:53 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo5iy7zsuk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3lnte6sta6s24I can attest that this is Michael Swaim's love language. He is doing mouth love here. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Apr 2025 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnte6sta6s24https://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3lmpxn5e5xs2hif god were to ask me what's your best sunday, I'd probably say dunks and feel pretty good about it.13 Apr 2025 21:12 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmpxn5e5xs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3lmpworkzl22hlook, televised halftimes don't have to be what they are. we could come together and make them just wall to wall dunks13 Apr 2025 20:55 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmpworkzl22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3lmpvymgmds2hi simply do not know what a foul is (nba basketball)13 Apr 2025 20:43 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmpvymgmds2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3llricnfczc27the @michaelswaim.bsky.social Cracked retrospective made me realize in the comments that some folks had problems finding all 6 episodes of Marvels of the Science so I put together a playlist. They're like 2-4 minutes each. Enjoy. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgf4zKUU49ype6MiEfMvRj7tBjTksYnNJ01 Apr 2025 18:18 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3llricnfczc27https://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3llrepfahzk27what if michael mann during Heat was like fuck it al pacino is robocop because we got close01 Apr 2025 17:14 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3llrepfahzk27https://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3ll3hd4bj7s2aI've never once flinched or winced at a joke so I guess no gag reflex24 Mar 2025 00:02 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll3hd4bj7s2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3ljli6hgjzk2hdid borderlands win04 Mar 2025 22:10 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljli6hgjzk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3lj6fgzmfx22rwhat claim does your piety have on my deference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDiZsl10Zyk27 Feb 2025 17:16 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj6fgzmfx22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3lhvucuswbs2jhell yeah this is my kind of spam11 Feb 2025 14:23 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhvucuswbs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3lhs3kja5c22fit's wild that mass media has commoditized "the system is broken." like pill ads that appeal to how food companies have poisoned you. your doom scrolling is justified. halftime shows about how america is broken. not wrong, just some serious whiplash.10 Feb 2025 02:22 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhs3kja5c22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social/post/3lhrzgwm3yk2ei love when they come back to all the old guys from the halftime report after the halftime show but now they've taken their desk away.10 Feb 2025 01:44 +0000at://did:plc:pmd5vrrd3tyzpxdd6efl36qs/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhrzgwm3yk2e