A wandering swordsman. He/Him | 32 | 18+ Come find me on twitch.tv/CalumSwordshttps://bsky.app/profile/calthemyrmidon.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/calthemyrmidon.bsky.social/post/3mwicqxu6ok22Okay, but what if #ResidentEvil did the whole set up with the delivery to Racoon City General... And then Bryan just said no, went home, and the movie was a 120 minute conversation about abortion?27 Sep 2026 07:48 +0000at://did:plc:pnf6325drfbqa5dmvmnjoco6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwicqxu6ok22https://bsky.app/profile/calthemyrmidon.bsky.social/post/3mv777ioz722gI really wanna play Sniper Elite 2 today. Not sure why. Any ideas?10 Sep 2026 23:26 +0000at://did:plc:pnf6325drfbqa5dmvmnjoco6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv777ioz722ghttps://bsky.app/profile/calthemyrmidon.bsky.social/post/3mv4fwbuags2nMetroid Fusion is still one of the scariest games from my childhood. And based on vibes alone, I'm genuinely excited for Ravenous.09 Sep 2026 20:48 +0000at://did:plc:pnf6325drfbqa5dmvmnjoco6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4fwbuags2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/calthemyrmidon.bsky.social/post/3muj2uild6c24So I fucked up my OTHER thumb, also while gardening. I'm beginning to think someone doesn't want me to enjoy my green beans.02 Sep 2026 04:09 +0000at://did:plc:pnf6325drfbqa5dmvmnjoco6/app.bsky.feed.post/3muj2uild6c24https://bsky.app/profile/calthemyrmidon.bsky.social/post/3muhwu3juh22aSo I hear they're making Twitter 2. If the migrations to Threads and Bluesky is any indication, it will be a 'dead platform' in... Three months?01 Sep 2026 17:25 +0000at://did:plc:pnf6325drfbqa5dmvmnjoco6/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhwu3juh22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/calthemyrmidon.bsky.social/post/3mugs7nalwk2aGo home, Shlemp. You're drunk.01 Sep 2026 06:29 +0000at://did:plc:pnf6325drfbqa5dmvmnjoco6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mugs7nalwk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/calthemyrmidon.bsky.social/post/3mtz3two4hk2jUh hey, since the theme of the season is 80yo icons kicking it... I have a request...26 Aug 2026 19:44 +0000at://did:plc:pnf6325drfbqa5dmvmnjoco6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtz3two4hk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/calthemyrmidon.bsky.social/post/3mtxfz73gxc26My true form has finally been revealed! My 2.0 PNG, Devil Hunter Cal is here! Big thanks to @mutagenmutt.bsky.social for the stellar art work!26 Aug 2026 03:41 +0000at://did:plc:pnf6325drfbqa5dmvmnjoco6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxfz73gxc26https://bsky.app/profile/calthemyrmidon.bsky.social/post/3mtspy4uqc22iI'm tired of the agenda bros and their absolute room temperature takes so... What's a non-shonen you'd recommend to someone who has never watched anime before?24 Aug 2026 06:56 +0000at://did:plc:pnf6325drfbqa5dmvmnjoco6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtspy4uqc22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/calthemyrmidon.bsky.social/post/3mtfcfwczmk23Yo, Taro milk tea is like, everything.18 Aug 2026 22:49 +0000at://did:plc:pnf6325drfbqa5dmvmnjoco6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtfcfwczmk23https://bsky.app/profile/calthemyrmidon.bsky.social/post/3mtavjcpg3c2wBeen reading Kagurabachi. He's literally me.17 Aug 2026 04:47 +0000at://did:plc:pnf6325drfbqa5dmvmnjoco6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtavjcpg3c2whttps://bsky.app/profile/calthemyrmidon.bsky.social/post/3msvmsde2sc2lAlmost declawed myself with a garden trowel yesterday. How long am I allowed to bitch about it?12 Aug 2026 17:12 +0000at://did:plc:pnf6325drfbqa5dmvmnjoco6/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvmsde2sc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/calthemyrmidon.bsky.social/post/3msirsiwzz22dYou ever had a dream where you were learning to ride a horse but it was actually a dog but you were actually at taco bell eating a huge fucking burrito? Yeah me neither...07 Aug 2026 14:37 +0000at://did:plc:pnf6325drfbqa5dmvmnjoco6/app.bsky.feed.post/3msirsiwzz22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/calthemyrmidon.bsky.social/post/3mrv5gyprzc2xCoffee.30 Jul 2026 19:12 +0000at://did:plc:pnf6325drfbqa5dmvmnjoco6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrv5gyprzc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/calthemyrmidon.bsky.social/post/3mroesrpb3c2uMac and Cheese using any noodle other than Macaroni pisses me off on principle... But cavatappi is just better.28 Jul 2026 02:35 +0000at://did:plc:pnf6325drfbqa5dmvmnjoco6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mroesrpb3c2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/calthemyrmidon.bsky.social/post/3mrhostyn2s2kSo it wasn't Marshall. It actually was the gun shield. We all got played so hard, it was right in front of us.25 Jul 2026 10:45 +0000at://did:plc:pnf6325drfbqa5dmvmnjoco6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrhostyn2s2khttps://bsky.app/profile/calthemyrmidon.bsky.social/post/3mqe7zujuzs2oRemember when businesses had to compete for who could offer the best product instead of who could sell you the least shitty?11 Jul 2026 08:18 +0000at://did:plc:pnf6325drfbqa5dmvmnjoco6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqe7zujuzs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/calthemyrmidon.bsky.social/post/3mpod3s3c5k2hI've gotten maybe a combined 15 hours of sleep in the past three days. Will I again stay up way too late tonight killing my friends in Dead by Daylight? Absolutely.02 Jul 2026 15:14 +0000at://did:plc:pnf6325drfbqa5dmvmnjoco6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpod3s3c5k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/calthemyrmidon.bsky.social/post/3m74yrjrz4k2iThis is unsurprising. Top 0.8% #SleepToken listeners, babyyyyy!04 Dec 2025 03:11 +0000at://did:plc:pnf6325drfbqa5dmvmnjoco6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m74yrjrz4k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/calthemyrmidon.bsky.social/post/3m6gyk4jo522pI forget this account exists. Here's some #fanart I did for @maplebunbunny.bsky.social. Still trying to improve.25 Nov 2025 09:08 +0000at://did:plc:pnf6325drfbqa5dmvmnjoco6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6gyk4jo522p