i live in your local riverbedshttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3lmnwhhxnfk2lMy eunuch bit me13 Apr 2025 01:46 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmnwhhxnfk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3lmajz7yyos2v07 Apr 2025 17:59 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmajz7yyos2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3llmwfheacs2gWhy do people honk in drive thrus. Who's it even directed at30 Mar 2025 22:47 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3llmwfheacs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3ll5eayfabc2iI love you humboldt squid. Majestic24 Mar 2025 18:12 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll5eayfabc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3lkszt2fvl22bI woke him up20 Mar 2025 15:39 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkszt2fvl22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3lkgonqc7sc2pMy take on the weed at festivals discourse is that it does smell bad as fuck and I don't get why people still smoke. I'm high rn but it tastes like beautiful sour rasbberrys like in the bible15 Mar 2025 17:47 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkgonqc7sc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3lkdoaxhz222zManifesting corn for you to eat today. Be blessed14 Mar 2025 13:02 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkdoaxhz222zhttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3ljzzm2ezhs2zMe every day after having coffee, a redbull, and adderall with no breakfast: ughhh I feel terrible i want to die and i cant even see why who would have predicted this would make me sick again10 Mar 2025 16:59 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljzzm2ezhs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3ljznpmtogs2lI keep getting ads for some ai writing app that "helps you write a story in minutes"....because the ai does it for you. Why don't you fuck my wife too. Sickos10 Mar 2025 13:26 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljznpmtogs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3ljqxx3qfek2mMaybe he should stick to making bad cars07 Mar 2025 02:35 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljqxx3qfek2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3ljqwvzftus2mAnybody else just see a rocket blow up on the way to target07 Mar 2025 02:17 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljqwvzftus2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3ljps2n55s22dOh fuck yesss ashley brought me a cold hot dog at work06 Mar 2025 15:17 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljps2n55s22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3ljppwnvel22lBeautiful squirrel06 Mar 2025 14:39 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljppwnvel22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3ljma5wtvrk2hOn top of everything culvers was so packed i was there for 25 minutes and they didn't even take 1 order like they were back there curding the cheeses by hand. I didn't even get a conk crete mixer I went home mixless and curdless bc I ran out of gas05 Mar 2025 05:19 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljma5wtvrk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3ljldkiodfk2t2 brothers04 Mar 2025 20:47 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljldkiodfk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3ljiba6elpk2koh god03 Mar 2025 15:27 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljiba6elpk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3li6krs327s2fI was at the office for over 11 hours today because I was writing about all the redneck brawls we have had in the last week and i only got to tuesday. Save me adderall15 Feb 2025 01:26 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3li6krs327s2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3lhyqadzkzk2jLast night I had a dream that we had to make a last minute change to the paper after they were printed and I had to stay up all night fixing all of them by hand which could mean nothing12 Feb 2025 17:48 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhyqadzkzk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3lhydikxtlc2oI got banned from a big discord server (that's imploding and banning people for nothing unrelated to me) right after posting a new fic so im thinking about dedicating the next chapter to them12 Feb 2025 14:00 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhydikxtlc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3lhlqriqcp22jI got a raise..ok yay...07 Feb 2025 13:53 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhlqriqcp22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3lhj5x3x3rk2uI saw my niece06 Feb 2025 13:11 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhj5x3x3rk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3lhgul2i74s2nI read a post one time about how important it is to have multiple drinks at work and today I brought 3 drinks to work and made another the second I got here. Yes including my taupe Stanley cup05 Feb 2025 15:18 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhgul2i74s2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3lhguhfyf3k2nLook at him. Look at him05 Feb 2025 15:16 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhguhfyf3k2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3lax7s4dfkg23the nefarious twins15 Nov 2024 01:25 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lax7s4dfkg23https://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3laosgy57il2tMost important part about making a new dnd character is do they like cilantro11 Nov 2024 17:05 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3laosgy57il2thttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3laokhlozxv2rI got a new more accurate heart rate monitor to find out if this job is actually giving me stress issues and the answer will shock you:/11 Nov 2024 14:42 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3laokhlozxv2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3la7ofcvidm2yI still need to purchase a shoe cake because before this game got announced I promised to eat a tennis shoe if da4 ever came out because i was so sure it would not and I won't let them make a liar of me05 Nov 2024 16:42 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3la7ofcvidm2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3la7obalzti23This game rlly brought back that da2 "weird neighbor" vibe05 Nov 2024 16:40 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3la7obalzti23https://bsky.app/profile/longjensilver.bsky.social/post/3la5pnm6zpj2aI was going to edit this cool screenshot of my rook but I realized the hair physics are having a moment djdjnfjgnsnd. Varric get my hairbrush. Quickly.04 Nov 2024 21:59 +0000at://did:plc:pnswm5bktqgjueyxo7gncna2/app.bsky.feed.post/3la5pnm6zpj2a