@mseffy.myatproto.social - Effy, Demon of Corn, Wheat, Spelt, and Rice

01 Oct 2026 11:57 +0000

"My name is Wile E-Coyote, Super Intelligence. I am a large hunger model (computicus famishus) maintained by Jones-Maltese Enterprises."

01 Oct 2026 00:54 +0000

Okay but under this framework Israelis have no reason to believe a political solution would do anything because it presents the hatred of Israel's neighbors as immutable.

30 Sep 2026 21:56 +0000

Unfortunately Joyce Carol Oates understands consumers of prose fiction far too well.

30 Sep 2026 21:03 +0000

World's most expensive scifi writing competition. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

30 Sep 2026 19:58 +0000

Now when I skinned a dozen people alive to make a 100% authentic Leatherface outfit prior to going on a rampage at a summer camp, that may have been an atrocity. But! Have you considered that I was watching a genocide in progress? So frankly, obvious-final-girl, you should really put that gun down.

30 Sep 2026 19:07 +0000

"You have to understand-" Why am I the only one who has to understand here, exactly? Why does nearly every person on this website start from the premise that they can and should interact with other people through making one-sided demands with nary a hint of reciprocation?

30 Sep 2026 18:46 +0000

Now this is how you can tell I'm a rabidly murderous Zionist, because I used adjectives to describe the Israeli government and this implies some heterogeneity in Israel, which is of course a genocidaire appeal to nuance and complexity. Moral clarity requires rejecting those concepts entirely. :) [contains quote post or other embedded content]

30 Sep 2026 18:28 +0000

Immediately concluding that the feverishly right-wing Israeli government, rife with ministers who behave childishly on social media, is absolutely correct that the FlyDubai flight was an attempted jihadist terrorist attack and not, say, a murder-suicide attempt, is polarization at work.

30 Sep 2026 17:50 +0000

Where's *my* MediaMatters job where I can spend several years pickling my brain in various types of acidified brine, huh?

30 Sep 2026 16:53 +0000

You, a simpleton and an idiot: "Well, I like The Pillows, maybe I'll try Cocteau Twins or My Bloody Valentine." Me, very wise and intelligent: "Such semiotic expressions are incapable of bringing you real pleasure and joy. Now stop trying to get out of the chair and just listen to the musical saw"

30 Sep 2026 15:50 +0000

I think annoying German posters are really sleeping on the job of coining neologisms by just using "shitlibs" verbatim. It's kind of a total ideological surrender to the Anglo world if you think about it. 😔😔😔 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

30 Sep 2026 15:26 +0000

"why are you trans? (Wrong answers only)" Received it as a command while in a trance state, phrased as "Get yourself some boobs, dipshit, then you'll see some results." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

30 Sep 2026 02:28 +0000

The detrans AI has been stunlocked by this question for about 45 minutes.

30 Sep 2026 01:38 +0000

Man. I am poking the robot hard. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

30 Sep 2026 00:30 +0000

They need to refine their prompt. :< [contains quote post or other embedded content]

29 Sep 2026 23:24 +0000

Well double dumbass on me for being stupid enough to imagine a "Biden should have declared war on Israel" person was someone that could be spoken to.