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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>laugh at my jokes and tell me I’m hot, please 🥺🏳️‍🌈 he/they, IG is @nickaltishin for stand-up and other random stuff</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nickpdx.bsky.social</link><title>@nickpdx.bsky.social - Nick from Portland</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nickpdx.bsky.social/post/3mzeli7yu422b</link><description>Ramen or burrito? #rockthevote</description><pubDate>03 Nov 2026 00:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ppmfyducpoidelje2mberhtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzeli7yu422b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nickpdx.bsky.social/post/3mzefbtvqwk27</link><description>Making afternoon coffee and folding my laundry and sorting through what clothes I’m gonna donate.</description><pubDate>02 Nov 2026 22:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ppmfyducpoidelje2mberhtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzefbtvqwk27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nickpdx.bsky.social/post/3mzebsnf44s2o</link><description>Picking the walnuts out of my banana bread cuz I misunderstood the theme of the month.</description><pubDate>02 Nov 2026 21:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ppmfyducpoidelje2mberhtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzebsnf44s2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nickpdx.bsky.social/post/3mze4bydcn22p</link><description>Gym, vaccines, and shopping done by noon? Loving this for me!</description><pubDate>02 Nov 2026 19:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ppmfyducpoidelje2mberhtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mze4bydcn22p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nickpdx.bsky.social/post/3mzdye2dxg227</link><description>I only now have realized I posted the exact same photo and caption for my Halloween costume twice and that’s why I was so confused by the my notifications the past two days.</description><pubDate>02 Nov 2026 18:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:ppmfyducpoidelje2mberhtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzdye2dxg227</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/nickpdx.bsky.social/post/3myzrnn7ras2b</link><description>I need to schedule distraction sex during the elections next Tuesday.</description><pubDate>29 Oct 2026 17:20 +0000</pubDate><guid 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