All sorts of SRE things. Breaker of all things. Source of the #botrosd hashtag. Professional finder of problems. Author of High Performance MySQL 4th editionhttps://bsky.app/profile/dbsmasher.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/dbsmasher.com/post/3mlaivmmzv22yIn other news, I am the queen of picking the worst time of day (when I should be in bed) to hyperfocus and wanna nerd out at a thing. 🤦🏾‍♀️07 May 2026 05:40 +0000at://did:plc:pqqurk2knpuolepasunqozuc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlaivmmzv22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/dbsmasher.com/post/3mlaiolai4s2yStarted a reread of “Thinking in systems” and I am p sure I’m gonna a refresh of this gem every few years.07 May 2026 05:36 +0000at://did:plc:pqqurk2knpuolepasunqozuc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlaiolai4s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/dbsmasher.com/post/3ml27corcc22oFacts [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 May 2026 17:32 +0000at://did:plc:pqqurk2knpuolepasunqozuc/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml27corcc22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/dbsmasher.com/post/3mknbxbh3ok2cMore of this for more of them [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Apr 2026 14:15 +0000at://did:plc:pqqurk2knpuolepasunqozuc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknbxbh3ok2chttps://bsky.app/profile/dbsmasher.com/post/3mklswzsuxk2eTruly a fumble of epic proportions [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Apr 2026 00:14 +0000at://did:plc:pqqurk2knpuolepasunqozuc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklswzsuxk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/dbsmasher.com/post/3mklquxotq22eIt’s only Tuesday and this week is the pits. 0/10 so not recommend28 Apr 2026 23:37 +0000at://did:plc:pqqurk2knpuolepasunqozuc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklquxotq22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/dbsmasher.com/post/3mkinbtucmk2eLove seeing people in my replies explaining “there is no root cause” like it’s my first day in this tech dystopia 🙄27 Apr 2026 17:54 +0000at://did:plc:pqqurk2knpuolepasunqozuc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkinbtucmk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/dbsmasher.com/post/3mkdrfuvhxk2wI feel this convent was made for @emru.bsky.social [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Apr 2026 19:25 +0000at://did:plc:pqqurk2knpuolepasunqozuc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdrfuvhxk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/dbsmasher.com/post/3mkdfzcke4k2wThe weather is kinda weird and it’s been A WEEK at work So it’s order groceries, and make a comforting Egyptian meal while doing laundry.25 Apr 2026 16:01 +0000at://did:plc:pqqurk2knpuolepasunqozuc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdfzcke4k2whttps://bsky.app/profile/dbsmasher.com/post/3mkdfvkitfs2w@avleen.com [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Apr 2026 15:59 +0000at://did:plc:pqqurk2knpuolepasunqozuc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdfvkitfs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/dbsmasher.com/post/3mk26zz66ck2sTheir status page is suspended now? status.bsky.app https://status.bsky.app22 Apr 2026 00:02 +0000at://did:plc:pqqurk2knpuolepasunqozuc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk26zz66ck2shttps://bsky.app/profile/dbsmasher.com/post/3mjzk6pv5ks2xA whole mood. [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Apr 2026 17:49 +0000at://did:plc:pqqurk2knpuolepasunqozuc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzk6pv5ks2x