Writer and occasional illustrator. Stewart Lee's 'Pea Green Boat' due out from Penguin in September. https://tinyurl.com/bdepxa6y Unsolicited DMs likely to lead to a worryingly eager reply.https://bsky.app/profile/davidwaywell.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/davidwaywell.bsky.social/post/3mleeitchg22cSmall consolation. I live in the one part of St Helens that didn't go total wanker.08 May 2026 18:32 +0000at://did:plc:ptgqeqos7oqsasfgabjwipid/app.bsky.feed.post/3mleeitchg22chttps://bsky.app/profile/davidwaywell.bsky.social/post/3mle7o27xbc2cFucksake. Labour had been great in St Helens, helping with regeneration, and now these fuckers have taken over. Gutted.08 May 2026 17:05 +0000at://did:plc:ptgqeqos7oqsasfgabjwipid/app.bsky.feed.post/3mle7o27xbc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/davidwaywell.bsky.social/post/3mle62aigr22cHow the fuck does this logic play out?08 May 2026 16:36 +0000at://did:plc:ptgqeqos7oqsasfgabjwipid/app.bsky.feed.post/3mle62aigr22chttps://bsky.app/profile/davidwaywell.bsky.social/post/3mle2ab4ab22cWell, the pavement bit is correct.08 May 2026 15:28 +0000at://did:plc:ptgqeqos7oqsasfgabjwipid/app.bsky.feed.post/3mle2ab4ab22chttps://bsky.app/profile/davidwaywell.bsky.social/post/3mldzuzeo5c2cI was lucky. The train I missed is so late running that I caught it by going for the next one.08 May 2026 15:22 +0000at://did:plc:ptgqeqos7oqsasfgabjwipid/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldzuzeo5c2chttps://bsky.app/profile/davidwaywell.bsky.social/post/3mldy5a7yv22cI'm never moving.08 May 2026 14:50 +0000at://did:plc:ptgqeqos7oqsasfgabjwipid/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldy5a7yv22chttps://bsky.app/profile/davidwaywell.bsky.social/post/3mldsunqawc2c08 May 2026 13:16 +0000at://did:plc:ptgqeqos7oqsasfgabjwipid/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldsunqawc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/davidwaywell.bsky.social/post/3mldstyai522cNow this is good.08 May 2026 13:16 +0000at://did:plc:ptgqeqos7oqsasfgabjwipid/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldstyai522chttps://bsky.app/profile/davidwaywell.bsky.social/post/3mldsfnidic2c08 May 2026 13:08 +0000at://did:plc:ptgqeqos7oqsasfgabjwipid/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldsfnidic2chttps://bsky.app/profile/davidwaywell.bsky.social/post/3mlds5lqpns2cObligatory apple juice photo.08 May 2026 13:03 +0000at://did:plc:ptgqeqos7oqsasfgabjwipid/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlds5lqpns2chttps://bsky.app/profile/davidwaywell.bsky.social/post/3mldrscyrfs2cHell yes. That was easy.08 May 2026 12:57 +0000at://did:plc:ptgqeqos7oqsasfgabjwipid/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldrscyrfs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/davidwaywell.bsky.social/post/3mldqm4swr22c08 May 2026 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:ptgqeqos7oqsasfgabjwipid/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldqm4swr22chttps://bsky.app/profile/davidwaywell.bsky.social/post/3mldj2q46bc2h08 May 2026 10:21 +0000at://did:plc:ptgqeqos7oqsasfgabjwipid/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldj2q46bc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/davidwaywell.bsky.social/post/3mldhxmwii22h08 May 2026 10:01 +0000at://did:plc:ptgqeqos7oqsasfgabjwipid/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldhxmwii22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/davidwaywell.bsky.social/post/3mldaydls7k2tWordle 1,784 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟨🟨⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 https://static.klipy.com/ii/4e7bea9f7a3371424e6c16ebc93252fe/93/ff/jpcnuJJoCTmiFCD.gif?hh=384&ww=498&mp4=twU8hbLbYwgcon&webm=KRbUs7QxGqhBKEgffTym08 May 2026 07:56 +0000at://did:plc:ptgqeqos7oqsasfgabjwipid/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldaydls7k2thttps://bsky.app/profile/davidwaywell.bsky.social/post/3mlbwxhpttk22Tonight's film.07 May 2026 19:24 +0000at://did:plc:ptgqeqos7oqsasfgabjwipid/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbwxhpttk22https://bsky.app/profile/davidwaywell.bsky.social/post/3mlatqjiwu224Wordle 1,783 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 https://static.klipy.com/ii/d7aec6f6f171607374b2065c836f92f4/94/9d/Oz5vUgvP.gif?hh=278&ww=498&mp4=YvM8AHYxMQxPD&webm=pbxaaKws0X9BJTAd407 May 2026 08:54 +0000at://did:plc:ptgqeqos7oqsasfgabjwipid/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlatqjiwu224https://bsky.app/profile/davidwaywell.bsky.social/post/3ml7iohcq322iTonight's film. It's a Coen I can't remember but I know I've seen.06 May 2026 20:03 +0000at://did:plc:ptgqeqos7oqsasfgabjwipid/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7iohcq322ihttps://bsky.app/profile/davidwaywell.bsky.social/post/3ml6khlvrus2sThis caused me to say "holy shit" out loud and I really don't like swearing around other people. I don't think I've ever been so shocked by anything in my life. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 May 2026 11:02 +0000at://did:plc:ptgqeqos7oqsasfgabjwipid/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6khlvrus2shttps://bsky.app/profile/davidwaywell.bsky.social/post/3ml6jqixk6s22Cc @frmo.bsky.social [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 May 2026 10:50 +0000at://did:plc:ptgqeqos7oqsasfgabjwipid/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6jqixk6s22