Father, husband, 🏈 guy, ⚾️ guyhttps://bsky.app/profile/gregolsen88.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/gregolsen88.bsky.social/post/3lgi5wo4rmk2xLook closer at your surroundings, They leave clues and symbols all around, taunting us in plain sight. It just takes an intellectual to swallow the red pill to see the strings attached to society, and the puppeteers are the elites like Clinton’s, Obamas, and Mark Ruffalo.. We must not lose focus.24 Jan 2025 10:13 +0000at://did:plc:ptimzhj7iwbpm52qev64mpnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgi5wo4rmk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/gregolsen88.bsky.social/post/3lghul32lg22pCool thing about having a little peener is its always pointing and hanging in the same direction, makes for a wonderful peepee experience. I can’t imagine having a big old weener flippin around unhinged spraying everywhere, no consistency or precision. I always hit the water right in the toilet hole24 Jan 2025 07:25 +0000at://did:plc:ptimzhj7iwbpm52qev64mpnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lghul32lg22phttps://bsky.app/profile/gregolsen88.bsky.social/post/3lfwugdrwcc2oNext time you’re thinking about saying no to ratchet pussy, just remember that Juicy J can’t. Take some time to think of others and have some perspective.17 Jan 2025 13:07 +0000at://did:plc:ptimzhj7iwbpm52qev64mpnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfwugdrwcc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/gregolsen88.bsky.social/post/3lenpfnd5jk2c(To the tune of 50 Cent’s “In My Hood) In my hood, fellas got love for me, i dont go nowhere without my strap (on)01 Jan 2025 04:18 +0000at://did:plc:ptimzhj7iwbpm52qev64mpnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lenpfnd5jk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/gregolsen88.bsky.social/post/3lenp5t2dcc2cPistol whip a street vendor as a bargaining strategy01 Jan 2025 04:14 +0000at://did:plc:ptimzhj7iwbpm52qev64mpnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lenp5t2dcc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/gregolsen88.bsky.social/post/3lenoznh3ok2cNo bathroom breaks in freeze tag01 Jan 2025 04:11 +0000at://did:plc:ptimzhj7iwbpm52qev64mpnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lenoznh3ok2chttps://bsky.app/profile/gregolsen88.bsky.social/post/3lenowlzlw22cWearin diapers with the homies >01 Jan 2025 04:10 +0000at://did:plc:ptimzhj7iwbpm52qev64mpnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lenowlzlw22chttps://bsky.app/profile/gregolsen88.bsky.social/post/3lc2po6atls2m#thanksgiving Found an old coke plate in the cabinet, took a gummer and ate my turkey on it. And I got 20$29 Nov 2024 04:12 +0000at://did:plc:ptimzhj7iwbpm52qev64mpnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc2po6atls2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/gregolsen88.bsky.social/post/3lc2jjnrdfc2m#TomBrady29 Nov 2024 02:22 +0000at://did:plc:ptimzhj7iwbpm52qev64mpnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc2jjnrdfc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/gregolsen88.bsky.social/post/3lc2iqch7ck2m#TomBrady ‘s turkey leg was just cake29 Nov 2024 02:08 +0000at://did:plc:ptimzhj7iwbpm52qev64mpnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc2iqch7ck2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/gregolsen88.bsky.social/post/3lc2ip47acs2m#TomBrady thinks he could play all-time-quarterback for both teams29 Nov 2024 02:07 +0000at://did:plc:ptimzhj7iwbpm52qev64mpnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc2ip47acs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/gregolsen88.bsky.social/post/3lc2inzmcgs2mOn this day, thanksgiving, 2000 years ago #TomBrady made his nfl debut29 Nov 2024 02:07 +0000at://did:plc:ptimzhj7iwbpm52qev64mpnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc2inzmcgs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/gregolsen88.bsky.social/post/3lbnz4qlv2s2bFell asleep on a pile of chocolate covered pretzels last night and woke up thinking I pooped the front of my pants. Haha took a while to figure out that the real poop was in the back of my underwear where it’s supposed to be24 Nov 2024 02:57 +0000at://did:plc:ptimzhj7iwbpm52qev64mpnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbnz4qlv2s2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/gregolsen88.bsky.social/post/3lbnyti54vc2bOnce drove a lime scooter 5 miles across Scottsdale to a Party Universe to get supplies to do whippets I got from a porno store. Couldn’t figure out how make the contraption work so just poked holes in the canisters and breathed it in. Go figure, only got like 1/4th as high as i could be ugh24 Nov 2024 02:51 +0000at://did:plc:ptimzhj7iwbpm52qev64mpnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbnyti54vc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/gregolsen88.bsky.social/post/3lbnyg76wcs2bIf I ever realize I’m dreaming I try really hard to find someone to do sex with but my brain won’t let me ever get there it sucks24 Nov 2024 02:44 +0000at://did:plc:ptimzhj7iwbpm52qev64mpnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbnyg76wcs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/gregolsen88.bsky.social/post/3lbl7wxxxok22I love driving slow. I love when 7 cars are behind me on the highway in hard to pass areas, and then they all aggressively go by and 1 man flips me off, then realizes he has anger problems but he’s really just mad at himself and starts to treat his wife better23 Nov 2024 00:21 +0000at://did:plc:ptimzhj7iwbpm52qev64mpnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbl7wxxxok22https://bsky.app/profile/gregolsen88.bsky.social/post/3lbfz4txgg22hI was walking by the elementary school today and tooted super loud, like REALLY loud and all the kids looked at me. Principal got mad and said I couldnt go by there any more :/20 Nov 2024 22:35 +0000at://did:plc:ptimzhj7iwbpm52qev64mpnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbfz4txgg22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/gregolsen88.bsky.social/post/3lbfwbbkzmk2h20 Nov 2024 21:44 +0000at://did:plc:ptimzhj7iwbpm52qev64mpnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbfwbbkzmk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/gregolsen88.bsky.social/post/3lbfrtprgxs2hPopped a Perc 20 yesterday, could feel my arm hair growing. Now I’m backed up like the DMV, need a horse laxative and a firehose enema, bout to go to war with this dookie plug20 Nov 2024 20:25 +0000at://did:plc:ptimzhj7iwbpm52qev64mpnp/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbfrtprgxs2h